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  1. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by greenplastic

    Who is that/why did you post it? He has a really masculine face.
  2. Originally posted by Malice Who is that/why did you post it? He has a really masculine face.

    I'd definitely have sex with him
  3. RestStop Space Nigga


    She totally wants my D.
  4. dont make that face it'll get stuck like that
  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
  6. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 dont make that face it'll get stuck like that

    I hope so :) Easier for my D to slide in.
  7. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Twink slayer.
  8. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I am loved by women
  9. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix You say that as if being pregnant would stop the consumption of it. Ain't no thing but a chicken wing.

    Faaaargo!!!!
  10. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by hydromorphone There's no blame here. I'm just not the person who wanted to marry initially, as in it wasn't my idea, nor any way in which I'm trying to gain financially from this. I'm not putting anything off. I want to marry 1337. I'm not ashamed of that.

    As for me being someone else who'd marry for money, then why the fuck haven't I before now? Trust me, 1337 isn't the first person with a stable income I've had interest in me, nor is he the wealthiest. If I was a golddigger, I'd be set already with someone who has more met worth than he does. If I was with someone for money I sure as fuck wouldn't have been with my ex, nor you, or PoC.

    As for money, I've sent you money, and paid you back everything I owed you plus some. I never asked for a dime from you and for all but one time, did I ever ask, and it was paid back. I had shit sent ONCE and was never GIVEN the tracking. He kept it, remember? I fucking couldn't even leave the house at the time. It's funny how you twist shit. You told me to keep it and I came to my senses and decided to do that since fuck you, I don't owe you shit. I've paid what I owe, and more than that, and I've moved on. You just mad you couldn't squeeze more out of me? If anyone used anyone in that whole cluster fuck, it most definitely was you.

    Again, it's whatever. I'm over it. You can spread lies and half truths,and have idiots believe you,but it still doesn't make it true.

    Broke aas ghostemanelookin ass hoe. I hold four bands
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  11. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 I did the right thing by sending you things like diaper/milk money and buying you a fire alarm because your shit-shack was so dilapidated that you had an electrical fire happen while you were asleep. I supported your jobless ass for months because I gave a fuck about the baby you and your shitbag husband had. It was your word that you would pay me back for all that, not mine. You said it probably hundreds of times. I didn't and don't expect shit though, but you acting like a victim when I've sent you all that money is some ridiculous logic.

    However, I am a generous person, so if you want, I will pay for your abortion. Just send me the bill and I will pay the clinic directly. Hell, get your tubes tied and I'm sure Captain Falcon would go in with me on providing a stipend for you. Then you don't have to fuck dudes for money, and you can do all the T-PAIN you want.

    Haaaaa this nigga got money now talmbout providing a stipend.. but he don't have money like me doe. Hhhaahahahaha
  12. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Reststop i want to let you know i am about to fuck some black vagina. Shorty wanna ball with the team
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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Okay, fine. So it's #2. You're actually stupid enough to believe your manic love will prevail. But I know what you've done to 1337 and what you've put him through. I won't post it here, but you know what you've done too. Your relationship has not been all ice cream and roses. No relationship is, but jumping into marriage after a few months, with ALSO having done the things you've done? Yeah, that's fucking stupid.

    You said he was the one who wanted it just like you do when you're pushing off the blame on someone else or trying to distract. The point is, YOU agreed to marry him. That he was the one who proposed it only makes him stupid as well, it doesn't absolve you of your stupidity. Which is why I said that if you actually give a fuck about him you will look at the relationship objectively and give it time to develop before you go fucking up his life.

    Also, you would 100% marry for money. It took me a long time to realize how you actually are with money, but I know now. I'm still waiting on the check for my bill, as well as the check for the 1k+ for the money I used paying your bills and shit. Money you didn't ask for, but said you'd pay it back anyway.

    Oh but I just guess USPS 'lost' the money just like you 'lost' the tracking number. Three times. What damn luck ey?

    §m£ÂgØL are you suggesting that hydro just give up on having any chance of happiness or relationship in the future? i mean i get you being butthurt coz shit didn't work out with you, but man, move the fuck on. everyone makes mistakes, its how we learn pal. i mean if everybody just gave up after one or two(or 3 or 4) fuckups then the human race wouldn't have gotten anywhere. i mean it doesn't matter if you apply that to relationships, or whether its technologically, commercially, or whatever you do, the old saying goes. if at first you don't succeed, try try again. come on dude, move on before you make a cunt of yourself. i'm just telling you as a friend because you are moving toward that sort of area with this now.



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  14. apric0t Houston
    Originally posted by NARCassist §m£ÂgØL are you suggesting that hydro just give up on having any chance of happiness or relationship in the future? i mean i get you being butthurt coz shit didn't work out with you, but man, move the fuck on. everyone makes mistakes, its how we learn pal. i mean if everybody just gave up after one or two(or 3 or 4) fuckups then the human race wouldn't have gotten anywhere. i mean it doesn't matter if you apply that to relationships, or whether its technologically, commercially, or whatever you do, the old saying goes. if at first you don't succeed, try try again. come on dude, move on before you make a cunt of yourself. i'm just telling you as a friend because you are moving toward that sort of area with this now.



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    literally impossible.
  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enter i can't wait to begin to have sex with a woman after multiple dates

    as soon as she takes off her clothes im going to stare at her naked body and heavily imply shes not attractive enough to fuck

    then i'll leave and never call her again

    she will be destroyed

    and i know what ur thinking. "why not fuck her and not call her instead?"

    1) itll hurt her more knowing a guy DIDNT want to fuck her

    2) she'll just report me for rape if i do that

    dude, you're a fucking idiot. i mean you do realize that girls get more sex than any of us do right? certainly they all get way more than you do, fo sure. i mean how fucking bothered do you expect her to be? like it sounds like in your mind she'll be totally destroyed and fucking suicidal or summing. get fucking real, she'll be sucking a cock that can actually get it up within a few days, guaranteed.



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  16. Originally posted by NARCassist dude, you're a fucking idiot. i mean you do realize that girls get more sex than any of us do right? certainly they all get way more than you do, fo sure. i mean how fucking bothered do you expect her to be? like it sounds like in your mind she'll be totally destroyed and fucking suicidal or summing. get fucking real, she'll be sucking a cock that can actually get it up within a few days, guaranteed.



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    holy fuck, YOU'RE a fucking idiot.

    do you know anything about women yourself?

    it's not about the fact that she's denied the physical act of sex. it's about the emotional impact it'll have on her, you fucking REEEEEtard.
  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by RestStop Would still ejaculate in. Skrt Skrt.

    fucking aight, sasha grey is the fucking dogs bollocks.



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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix I take four different meds at night time now with sedative side effects and I've been getting 8 hours mininum a night for weeks now, definitely makes me feel a lot better.



    Originally posted by RestStop Yeah I feel fly as a mother right now. It's amazing/sad (idk?) how 8 hours of sleep makes me feel this great.

    ah man, i get 2, 3 hours max, per night in which time i can dream of getting 8 hours sleep. i gotta admit it is getting pretty fucking annoying.



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  19. Originally posted by NARCassist man, move the fuck on.

    §m£ÂgØL said he dumped his GF cos she was reminding him of hydro.

    I gotta admire hydro that's some hardcore damage she inflicted on him, goddam.

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