Posts by WE SMOOTH

2018-02-27 at 4:54 AM UTC in My Cock Ring's Vibrator Only Works When Holding It Down Now

WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

Originally posted by benny vader no, thats not true.

you have more power to choose than they had you believe.

We always do, don't we. Thank you benny vader. I may have had you all wrong.

....... Ya fuckin' Vietnamese rice farmer's son! Or Malaysian beauty product mogul heir Glow Like Dat ass nigga.. either or..

2018-02-27 at 4:51 AM UTC in When a girl finally likes me, I have to remember to look at the situation objectively.

WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

You should just get thot love.

2018-02-27 at 4:50 AM UTC in my bong gets dirty way too fast

WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

Originally posted by greenplastic seriously like i just fuckin cleaned this thing and it plugged up again like a week later wdf

Same.. it's helped using the kitchen sprayer every day but still ugh.

2018-02-27 at 4:31 AM UTC in So let me get this straight....

WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

Lol hdl site is slow as fuck with 1 active user

2018-02-27 at 3:51 AM UTC in Bill Krozby Got Dumped and I Just Has Multiple Orgasms

WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

Originally posted by MAL Who ever said I don’t have a job? I’m an office manager for a fortune 100 tech company.

So you walk around the office doing basically nothing and get paid so little you think $60 for a Valentine's dinner for two is a lot. And you probably lying, Herbalife hoe!

2018-02-27 at 1:49 AM UTC in Even if I got laid, it wouldn't boost my self esteem.

WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

Originally posted by Enter I've gotten laid before. But it was too late. The damage was done.

If you don't have sex in your teens or early 20s, then you're FUCKED.

Nigga I don't need no Vitamin C
I be smokin broccoli they say it's good for my health

2018-02-27 at 1:48 AM UTC in Bill Krozby Got Dumped and I Just Has Multiple Orgasms

WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

Originally posted by MAL He didn’t silence anyone. My phone died and I plugged it in to go play Spelunky with my boyfriend and then I had a meeting this morning.

A meeting with no job? This bitch be selling VivaLife or some shit.

2018-02-26 at 1:39 PM UTC in DNS failover to Newtotse

WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

Originally posted by -SpectraL Maybe that's just what I want you to think.

*taps head cleverly*

Lol.

2018-02-26 at 1:37 PM UTC in Bill Krozby Got Dumped and I Just Has Multiple Orgasms

WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

I'm from the No my lil bitch from the Dale

2018-02-26 at 1:33 PM UTC in So let me get this straight....

WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

Hellas site is a copy/paste job with 1 member

2018-02-26 at 1:32 PM UTC in I'm a healthy kid

WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

2018-02-26 at 1:30 PM UTC in Unattractive women and obscure left wing political ideologies

WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

Yeah shut up bitch. Get attractive then I'll take an unreasonable interest in your standpoint.

2018-02-26 at 1:26 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

Originally posted by RestStop ^I saw that girl in American Horror Story the other day. She is bad as fuck. Would hit without a rubber.

That pussy is probably lined with 24k gold. Gimme that too

2018-02-26 at 3:57 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

Originally posted by Enter I really want an update on the 1337 marriage. §m£ÂgØL?

It's all fake ass news.

2018-02-26 at 3:20 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

Originally posted by Enter even if you do get a compatible girlfriend, then you have to meet and get along with her fucking family. women are always into family shit, and expect you to do shit with them. i just want the pussy, not a whole other FUCKING FAMILY

2018-02-26 at 3:19 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

Originally posted by RestStop Well I mean to be fair there are several females in which I want to spend time with but definitely don't want to date or fuck. It's not that they are necessarily unattractive or have any huge internal flaws either but one in particular for instance has a lot of family drama that I simply just don't need any part of.

I really don't feel the need to clearly point out that I don't want to be with them because well if they haven't figured out I don't want to be their boyfriend after being friends with them for a few years and haven't "made a move" well they never will I guess. What I'm really saying is someone of the opposite sex can have a valid interest in seeing/spending time with you and honestly wanting nothing else further than that. It's a case by case basis I guess. How a nigga live.

2018-02-26 at 1:57 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

Originally posted by Malice What are the main things you dislike about women? I'm curious because I have almost no actual IRL experience. There was actually a fat assed blonde white girl who I had as a case manager while I was abusing transitional housing (A 1 bedroom apartment in Berkeley about a 10 minute walk from the Ashby BART station for only $166 a month + an average of about $20 for utilities!) who ended up developing feelings for me, which I completely blew off. Goddamn I was autistic, but I was actually able to determine from the very first meeting what kind of person she was. Incredibly stupid girl in many ways, with abhorrent qualities. Showed certain strong forms of feminine cognitive-emotional behavior which I absolutely despise. It also really demonstrated how incredibly autistic I act when I have no experience with a certain situation and haven't yet refined my social algorithms. I'm more blunderful than Enter's persona and the stories he invents.

I haven't been with every type of woman there is. And I think women and men can have different flavors of the same annoying personality junk. The thing for me is being in a longterm relationship & setting boundaries/managing expectations.. on top of & after the obvious battle to find someone who is really down for you, shares similar long term goals, is attractive to you, etc.

Things some kinds of women can do: Complain a lot, but not be looking for advice. Say one thing but mean another. Pout/give silent treatment. Be high maintenance. Have unrealistic expectations. Be messy and hoard useless junk. Get heavier as the relationship goes on. Passion just goes away on both ends. Having periods/being emotional/overreacting to things. Making stupid decisions, financial or otherwise. Getting more BORING as time goes on. Nagging about things. Making you depressed. Etc.

2018-02-26 at 12:41 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

LMAO men aren't really any better than women man.

2018-02-26 at 12:37 AM UTC in DNS failover to Newtotse

WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

Originally posted by -SpectraL Yus.

Just proved you don't know shit about computers nigga.

2018-02-26 at 12:32 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

Originally posted by Sophie I've got a gf, she is pretty dope. But not enough to make me happy. And i don't mean that in way as in "she's not good enough" i mean it in a way that i need more than a gf and roof over my head to make me happy.

What do you feel like you need, fam?

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