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2018-02-28 at 1:23 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.I am positive this sex doll guy would run off with the bands too.
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2018-02-28 at 1:22 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.That one doll is indeed thick, but I can't imagine feeling good after pulling out of a doll and cumming all over a doll's tits all alone.
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2018-02-28 at 4:43 AM UTC in Games where you got to a level you couldn't beat, said "fuck this" and never played again
Originally posted by Grimace Someone should make a legendary game on par with like, The Legend of Zelda, except the 1st boss is literally undefeatable. He cannot lose. Ever. It was encoded into the game where he ALWAYS wins. Then release a shitload of videos online of this epic fucking gameplay and storyline that happens after you beat the first boss (which of course is impossible and cannot be achieved by anyone, just a troll campaign by the developer.)
Millions will buy the game and become extremely frustrated and lethargic and ultimately depressed when they cannot beat your first boss. They will stop eating, stop sleeping, stop going to work/school and sit there, pulling their hair out because they can bring the boss down to one heart left and then he performs this DEVASTATING move that annihilates you every time. One hitter quitter. Hahahahah!
That being said, one of those Contra games was like that. Too fucking hard. Gave up with that shit.
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2018-02-28 at 3:54 AM UTC in You know what's annoying?
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2018-02-28 at 3:51 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-02-28 at 2:39 AM UTC in You know what's annoying?
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2018-02-28 at 2:37 AM UTC in You know what's annoying?I mean you are like 50 years old so it's a pretty good pull. Wait didn't you pay for it? That second bitch you're hitting on I don't think will end up fucking you though.
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2018-02-28 at 2:35 AM UTC in §m£ÂgØL deleted his account again.
Originally posted by Zanick I think the better question is why all of us have retained a coherent, anonymous internet identity rather than simply deleting our subscription to all of these horrible ideas.
For real. It's not even a joke like bitch ass Redditors say. This is seriously a horrible community of people.
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Doug, you took this to the extreme actually. -
2018-02-28 at 2:33 AM UTC in I can't actually think of the last time a girl treated me bad...Lol that local h lead singer is now a security guard.
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2018-02-28 at 2:27 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Oh shit you joined kik? Brb.
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2018-02-28 at 2:24 AM UTC in You know what's annoying?
Originally posted by NARCassist you know what, i never even noticed it before but now you mention it its just become totally clear just how hideously and disgustingly ugly she was. how the fuck did i not notice it before? i mean i know it wasn't even her looks that i was attracted to, it was her amazing personality and the way me and her are just so personally compatible which was apparent from the moment i met her. but still, how the fuck could i not see what a fucking pig she is?
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Uhhhh...
That bitch ugly bro! -
2018-02-28 at 2:23 AM UTC in Bill Krozby Got Dumped and I Just Has Multiple Orgasms
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2018-02-28 at 2:21 AM UTC in Drunk
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2018-02-28 at 2:18 AM UTC in Sexiest police officer of 2017
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2018-02-28 at 2:14 AM UTC in So let me get this straight....
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2018-02-28 at 2:13 AM UTC in DrunkAre you Iiiiiiiiiiiiindian!?
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2018-02-28 at 2:06 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-02-28 at 2:04 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Malice The school is more weabooish than I expected. In elementary Japanese we were supposed to get into groups to do…something and within a few minutes the two guys in front of me had mentioned Clannad and Boku no Pico.
Right now I’m at the student life center and I’m pretty sure I just saw someone with a laptop that had a sexy picture of Kuroneko from Oreimo as the wallpaper.
Yeah brother, anime is fairly popular/mainstream now. I've never been big on it but I have been big into asian women and watched some as part of that.
Also this might help you realize that no one is really normal, God it's so cliche and why do I even need to say this.
Originally posted by Open Your Mind
That's delicious thottiness right there. -
2018-02-27 at 4:34 PM UTC in my bong gets dirty way too fastI know it's my fault for pulling the ash thru. But damn son I'm smoking my bong in bed most of the time.
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2018-02-27 at 4:55 AM UTC in I just figured out how to get over my fear of no tinder matches.Lanny is indeed wise. He's wayy too much. But he's wise.
