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Posts by WE SMOOTH

  1. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Who, Deyyley?
  2. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    §m£ÂgØL I'm just picturing you in a red polo as a Ferrari mechanics manager of a fat and also a stunning female mechanic and you're bent over in a red Polo working on a 458 Italia with a cute fro and curls and glasses, looking like a manager and them both wanting to be around you, NOTICIN' your muscles. Even glancing at you. And you're cranking that wrench. Idk where I was going with this.
  3. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    LOLLLL bruh. And that's how hydro pretend got aids. Nigga you have it!
  4. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grimace Think about that. Most of us will be in our 60s-70s. Spectral will be long dead, hydro will have died from AIDS, Bill Krozby will be murdered by an angry lover, and a significant portion of us will die of drug overdose.

    I, myself, have been here almost 20 years (next year). Twenty years

    Will this community survive in some form or another in 40 years?

    Many of us have posted here (within the community in whatever form)👀 for years, some have found "IRL" friends, some have found love, all of these things…

    When we're in our 60s-70s, will we still be posting to whatever form this community takes on? Will we all slowly become Spectral, talking about "the good ole days"?

    Will we be old men and women still posting our feelings and making this our personal blog? Will Helladamnleet's website blow up to become the Facebook for degenerates?

    So many questions…

    I'll be here with you at the end of it all, Grimace.
  5. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    God I wish I was here right now.


  6. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I miss talking about Bouldercrest and East Atlanta. Decatur, etc.
  7. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I bet these are ska lyrics.
  8. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix What's the weirdest shit you've seen on there?

    For $200 I'll arrange for a white trash chick to come over, put your balls in a vice grip and say "Fargo, you have such a small dick"
  9. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RestStop I'm sure people have lied about more/worse for Gucci handbags.

    Would you send her a bag?
  10. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RestStop

    She looks so angelic tho. I would marry her on the spot. *heart flutters*

    This is not a true story..
  11. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Saint?
  12. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    The best cup of coffee isn't in Starbucks. It isn't even at the local co-op. The best cup of coffee is in your local jail. Being enjoyed early in the morning with the news by a mexican wifebeater who doesn't understand and an old black crackhead.
  13. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I didn't drink coffee for a few years and I just started back up. It's the shit, it actually wakes me up now. It's not going to save you from a bad nights sleep, it's gonna just do that gay shit where it makes you feel like a ghost. If I'm ever up late on a weeknight I will abstain from the morning coffee for the reason that it makes me feel worse. it just enhances a decent rest.
  14. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Is Tana literally a professional thotty?
  15. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I've done this several times. Always 2 inhalers. It is fucking nasty, but the first couple times I really did get high as fuck.
  16. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    What are you dipping, Wavy Lays?
  17. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Eh
  18. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix I used to know this girl who lived in a house with snakes coming out of the walls.

    Really?
  19. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enter

    LOL what the fuck is this. I feel like some women do walk around feeling like this all day.
  20. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Madman I just want to do it doggystyle all day long bro, I refuse to have missionary sex.

    Missionary is the best position, very refreshing in 2018
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