Posts by WE SMOOTH

1. 2018-03-15 at 12:40 PM UTC in Gift Card Switch
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Pwp is like a 40 year old white Kodak black
   
   steal some credit cards and buy iPhones and distribute them throughout the projects
2. 2018-03-15 at 12:38 PM UTC in Post a song that describes how you're feeling
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
3. 2018-03-15 at 2:55 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   I feel like you're jaded enough to come out just fine on the other end of whatever could possibly happen.
4. 2018-03-15 at 2:52 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   I feel like I walk a fine line between thirst mode and getting feelsbadman that way and going too far into being an asshole and getting feelsbadman that way.
5. 2018-03-15 at 2:50 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by GHOSTFACE I acknowledge I could be completely wrong. But according to her, she refuses to even be in the same room with him. He just wont leave the apartment until she buys him drugs. Then he'll disappear for a few days and then break in again when shes not home and steal her shit and pawn it. When he is there, he just locks himself in the bathroom for 10 or 18 hours shooting goofballs. Then when hes dopesick hell storm around the house demanding money and breaking shit. He leaves syringes and pookies n shit everywhere, squirting blood on the walls. It seems like she pretty well hates him, though I do have reservations.

   
   That kinda makes no sense fam.
6. 2018-03-15 at 2:49 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Man, sometimes it's just good to mix it up. At least find out why this is a bad idea and score some sweet puss!
7. 2018-03-15 at 2:32 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by GHOSTFACE idk why shed be inviting me to stuff like this otherwise.

   
   She is a female tho.
   
   
8. 2018-03-15 at 2:30 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Fox Paws Sounds like a pretty fucked up situation.
   
   Are you sure he's not sticking it to her when you're not around?

   
   
9. 2018-03-15 at 2:28 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by GHOSTFACE Last text I got "I know youre busy and I know this is sudden so if you cant come its totally okay I promise. But i want you to see me in the dress I bought. And even if you walk in just before we go home, If I get to leave on your arm Ill be happy."
   
   :(

   
   Damn, shawty fuckin with you! I'd just go and roll with telling them I sell antiques. Don't pay the bill at some shit you were invited to, but at least soft-offer.
10. 2018-03-15 at 1:33 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Ha! What happened
11. 2018-03-15 at 1:10 AM UTC in Weed binge
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I go thru 0.5-3 gs a day.
12. 2018-03-15 at 1:06 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I've been feeling like this recently
    
    
    
    Especially when I be up in the strip club.
13. 2018-03-14 at 12:33 PM UTC in Got a new job
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Dang 10 a hour
    
    
    Ballin
14. 2018-03-14 at 12:30 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by RestStop She's waiting for me on a beach in California :
    
    

    
    Imagine pulling out and shooting a huge load all over her titties/that Louis Vuitton blanket!
15. 2018-03-13 at 12:19 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jeremus I am speaking from real life experience here: if you have not lived with your partner for an extended ass period of time, your relationship means shit. It's going to piss people off because most of the people here haven't lived with their partners for any meaningful amount of time, but it's the simple truth. Your relationship is baby bullshit till you've lived with your partner.
    
    Home isn't just where you hang your hat. It's where you become the person you truly are, and nobody can really fake it. You can straighten up the couch cushions and clean up for visitors, but your personality will dominate your living space overall.
    
    Living with someone is truly where you will have to put up with their bullshit. It's where your personality conflicts actually have time to occur, and there's no real "escape"; your home is their home and you either work through shit with both people being reasonable, or one person bends and the other person dominates, or you both refuse to give and you just fight and the resentments build up and infect every interaction you have till you can't stand each other.
    
    Living with someone for a long time vs only "dating" (lol) them, even meeting up with them every day and staying together on the weekends, is literally the exact same difference between being in your head vs the persona you present to society. Everyone is putting on an act, unless you live with them.
    
    The fact that 1337 is doing what he's doing signals only that he is either extremely troubled and has actual mental illness issues he needs to take care of, or he's desperate for affection and Hydro is playing him like a fiddle (or both are true).

    
    CHUUCH. Dating is baby bullshit. I LOL at people who think they are ready for marriage and haven't shared a 1 bedroom apartment.
16. 2018-03-13 at 2:19 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Nevermind you pretty much summed that up in the first sentence. Guys, Zanick is smarter than me.
17. 2018-03-13 at 2:15 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Zanick Cluster B's are exceptionally good at displaying a public mask, although this varies according to their overall intelligence and their skill at manipulation. The internet is a particularly fertile region for them to grow and maintain this persona. As a result, they will 'entrap' someone, usually an unsuspecting person with qualities that complement the B. Then, before they can notice their folly and protest, the cycle begins. By the time you've come out of it, you feel like less of a human being. You're afraid that they could suck you back in any time they'd like. That's their game: they make you feel vulnerable and weak like you're their prey. This is when the mask comes off. This is when you recognize how different they are in reality, as compared to the way they present themselves.

    
    Nigger stop googling about cluster b's. You realize a lot of cluster b people aren't intelligent masterminds looking to tear yo shit up.. just unwilling perpetuators of the same old cycles of behavior in an attempt to conform then rebel ad infinitum. And always slaves to their crazy emotions. It only gets really dangerous and out of hand when attractive people have these disorders. My nig.
18. 2018-03-12 at 11:04 PM UTC in Treating my sister like the animal she is
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Tell us again where your sister touched you.

    
    Hey,Speeedy Pahrker
19. 2018-03-12 at 11:02 PM UTC in So what do you guys think of Kristine?
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Super nice booty.
20. 2018-03-12 at 6:12 PM UTC in Treating my sister like the animal she is
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Snoop!