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2018-03-18 at 4:19 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.What is your name now?
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2018-03-18 at 3:57 AM UTC in STOP WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING AND READ THIS
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2018-03-18 at 3:50 AM UTC in Some weeb shitThat booty.
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2018-03-18 at 2:31 AM UTC in benny vader does meth?
Originally posted by Xlite I fucking hate meth. Not because it doesn't work though, but because i've lost good friends to it.
You see, meth changes you. Not in a way you would notice yourself but the people around you, they notice.
Its garbage, which is also why its cheap.
Thats why benny vader beat his dickhead to a pulp. -
2018-03-18 at 2:28 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-03-17 at 5:19 PM UTC in benny vader does meth?Yaba? Shabu?
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2018-03-17 at 3:40 PM UTC in Fuck shit up on reddit?
Originally posted by Dfg Sorry ban stays, you spammed and called me shit which I am cool with but then did a OMG let's all move to Nigga space etc.
I mean come on. it's not like I am stopping anyone. Had just simple one freaking rule, you guys wen ahead and broke it.
I will reverse the ban later on. I have other shit to do. I just came on reddit for my daily dose of lulz and then found some dickward spamming the smallish subreddit which it's ONLY intended purpose is to find OLD totseans and guide them to whatever platform is still alive.
And totseans.com is just linked there because that's how it started. You guys needs to wise up if you're going to make this work. I do internet marketing, I buy traffic, I know how to make and break things. The only reason I am not investing in totseans.com is because it's intended purpose to just sit there and be a place for few people that I actually care about to me reach me. That's pretty much it.
Anyway, if you want to promote this website, I suggest learning to buy ads and actually making content that will attract the right users. All I read here is some edgy content which you can find on Reddit easily.
So nothing unique about it. Anyway, I will revise the ban later on. I will repeat, don't be a dick, don't freaking spam. And just message me if you have something in mind.
Don't make someone your enemy when he is cooperating already, that's just dumb.
DEEEFFGG.. broke ass Paki!
I influenced you!! -
2018-03-17 at 3:35 PM UTC in Bill Krozbydog Tycoon
Originally posted by Something Squirrel Bill KrozbyDOG TYCOON
It will look something like this
Bill Krozbydog Tycoon.
tip jar
cellphone
$1000 start
Cooler (10lbs)
Deep Freeze (70lbs)
EVENTS:
Rain (less traffic, drinks sell less)
Summer (increased traffic, more drinks sell, alcohol sells)
Snow (low traffic, hot drinks sell)
Concert/Sports team in town (more traffic, drinks sell)
Holiday (increased traffic, alcohol sells, more night traffic)
New Years (hot drinks, alcohol, more traffic, night traffic)
Food sick outbreak (less traffic, contaminated food possible)
Riots (less traffic, crime increased)
Hotdog Stands- (more than one stand is possible)
Stans Stands and Rentals ($50/day to rent a stand)
New Hotdog Stand - $500
Deluxe Stand - $1500
Food Van - $5000
Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile - $10,000
Stand Items-
Wieners, Sausage
Buns
Onions, Condiments
Beverages
STORES:
Convienice Store
Grocer
Specialty Butcher Shop
Hardware Store
Bulk Dealer (used)
Realtor
Ad Agency
item stats:
Brand Name - Higher Food Ratings.
Family Size - More amount of item.
Ltd Edition/Large - Higher Capacity
Lucky - increase cash
Flashy - draws in customers.
Deluxe/Super - more effect
Used - less capacity
spoiled/tainted - gets someone sick.
ITEMS:
Mystery Meat dogs $1.50/pk
Chicken Dogs $2.30/pk
All Beef Dogs $3.50/pk
Turkey Dogs $4/pk
Veggie Dog $4/pk
Italian Sausage $4.50/pk
Brautwurst $4.80/pk
Cheddar Smokie $5/pk
Gluten Free ? $5
Organic Local Sausage $6/pk
White Buns $2/pk
Whole Wheat buns $2/pk
Seasame Seed bun $2.20/pk
Gluten free $3/pk
Pretzal Bun $3.50/pk
Cheese pepperoni bun $4/pk
Organic Local Buns $5/pk
Bag of Onions $3
Jalapeno Peppers $6
Local Organic Produce $9
Catsup $1
Ketchup $2
Relish $2
Mustard $2
Saurkraut $2
Hot Sauce $2
Dijon Mustard $4
Chili/Cheese $4
Chili/Cheese bags $8
Ice $10, $25, $50.
Bottled Water $12
Juice $20
Cola $15
Bottled Beer $15
Canned Beer $12
Beer Keg $50
Hot Chocolate mix $20
Local specialty drink $25
Used empty propane bottle $50
Propane Refill $75
Propane Bottle (new full) $150
LOCATIONS:
Low Income neighborhood (free) medium traffic, crime (alcohol) $1000/day. low competition
Suburb (free) Low traffic. $2000/day no competition
Strip Mall ($20 rent/day). High traffic, low prices expected. $3500/day. low competition
Subway Station ($50 rent/day). Lots of traffic on special events. $4000/day. low comp.
Mall ($90/day) Lots of traffic, more food variety is expected. $5000/day . medium comp.
Downtown ($120/day) high traffic, depends on the day,crime,alcohol,high.comp. $15000/day
Amusement Park ($150/day) Huge amount of traffic, high prices tolerated. $7000/day high.comp
Sports Arena ($300/day) Huge amount of traffic, lots of staff needed.(alcohol) $10000/day medium comp.
Music Festival ($500 for 1 week) Large amount of traffic (alcohol) low prices medium.comp
expected.
Space Station ($1000/day) Medium Traffic, High prices tolerated. ,
EMPLOYEES: ($20/day) ($50/day) ($100/day), contract.
can be hired from the internet for free.
Newspaper Ads $50
culinary school ads $100.
Clowns($75)/Bikini Girls($100)/Muscle Men($100)/Sign Spinners($25)
Magicgian ($150)
HOTDOG STAND HARDWARE:
Huge Cooler ($50) 50lbs capacity
Cash Register ($90) Increase transaction speed
DEBIT system ($100) increases transaction speed
Speaker System ($100) draws in customers.
Giant Inflatable Hotdog ($150) draws in customers.
Large Grill ($85) cook more hotdogs at once
Umbrella ($50) Allow Rain operations
Neon Sign ($150) Allows night operations
portable Freezer ($250) store ice, food and drinks on hot days.
Chili/Cheese machine ($300) dispense hot chili and nacho cheese.
High Tech battery upgrade ($2000) run all electronics(grill) from a chargable battery
Huge Deep Freezer ($350) holds 200lbs of food
Fan ($100) Brings in customers on hot days
Propane Heater ($120) Brings in customers on cold days
ADVERTISEMENT:
Internet $10
Flyer $20
Newspaper $50
TV/Radio $100
Billboard $500
Blimp $1500
BANK:
Store money (prevent cash robbery)
Buy and sell hotdog stocks (competition)
Credit Line for expenses
Competition-
Small Stand ($1000/day revenue)
Big Stand ($2000/day)
large stands ($4000/day)
Truck ($5000/day) Chain ($10k/day)
Lol you be putting your unprotected dick up HTS' unshowered asshole with dingleberries in red ass hair. -
2018-03-17 at 12:42 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Purewhitepanda I'll explain later what happened with 4J unless someone else who knows wants to tell, but yeah in a way it's funny besides that it had to happen with me in my home and not once but twice.
I want to interview you about it
Me: So do you still talk to 4J?
Terry: That's just a relationship that's ran it's course. -
2018-03-16 at 12:41 PM UTC in Where did your first romantic relationship go wrong?She bought an Audi A7 and crashed it on the Freeway
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2018-03-16 at 4:25 AM UTC in Why do I still wanna drink when I know i'll get a hangover?
Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick But only to go with the last of the weed I have left + 1 bowl for hangover "relief".
You know you'll get crunk and smoke that last bowl. Your ass will wake up with a headache in pajama pants and as soon as your crusty toenails hit the shag carpet you'll be putting a cheap transparent lighter to a $6 gas station pipe for a resin hit and it's gonna sound like a whistle -
2018-03-16 at 4:23 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by CASPER lol maybe. Idk hes a tall jediey looking motherfucker. I believe it just knowing how she is. Shes really submissive and easily headfucked. She wants to see the best in people. Really sweet and caring. The other day she said I should keep reminding her that shes not a bad person for leaving him sick in tyhe apartment while we waited for the police to show up, and not going to buy him drugs.Me: "BITCH ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? HOW HARD DID HE HIT YOU TO THINK YOU OWE HIM ANYTHING AT ALL? FUCK THAT PUSSY. HE DESERVES A NARCAN SHOT IN THE NECK. DONT SAY THAT SHIT IN FRONT OF ME AGAIN PLEASE." Could be wrong though. Suppose ill find out.
Damn man.. have you gently caressed the nipples? -
2018-03-16 at 12:49 AM UTC in §m£ÂgØL is Fox Paws and MAL.
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2018-03-16 at 12:48 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by CASPER @ §m£ÂgØL:
Its HER apartment. It was the first apartment she got when she moved to LA, and she doesnt want to get driven out by some psycho ex. But she is seriously considering getting a new place now. She mentioned off the cuff that her parents set her up with a trust fund, so I think thats how she pays for the place. She and this guy were together for just under a year.Apparently he had a job (as a program director at Promises Malibu no less) and was doing really well when they met, but then got strung out and fucked everything up. Hes been verbally abusive for the last 5 -6 months, and only started being physically abusive last month or so.
I don't really believe that someone with a trust fund should be staying in a bad situation like that. That dick probably off the chain. -
2018-03-16 at 12:47 AM UTC in §m£ÂgØL is Fox Paws and MAL.
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2018-03-16 at 12:44 AM UTC in §m£ÂgØL is Fox Paws and MAL.
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2018-03-16 at 12:36 AM UTC in §m£ÂgØL is Fox Paws and MAL.
Originally posted by MAL Nah, septum’s are so 2016. I have both sides of my nose, right ear traigus, right ear rook. All rose gold and white gold.
All done here except my first nose ring: http://bodyelectrictattoo.com/home#welcome
Wow you're just like Bill Krozby you talk about Austin constantly. I bet you not even from there. -
2018-03-16 at 12:33 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-03-15 at 1:16 PM UTC in Post a song that describes how you're feelingAre you in grad school or are you in a room with 18 year olds bubblin scantrons
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2018-03-15 at 12:42 PM UTC in Increasing membershipSpeedy Pahrker