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Posts by WE SMOOTH

  1. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut


    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH
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    Wtf are you talkint about that movie was fye
  3. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    SeanyDigital hmu
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    Nahcissist doesn't have a deep inner life he's just a drug dealer who never has more than 118 quid!
  5. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Zanick Flavored seltzer, constantly.

    Gay ass nigga.
  6. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Lol Dfg glo'd up when he went to the Philippines
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    Oh I forgot there is also a wildcard option.
  8. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER Nah. The only thing i can say is that I do keep checking my phone in anticipation of her texts. But if she wants to play games like that, i can easily tell the bitch to kick rocks. After calling 3 times, I texted "Alright Im going to stop embarrassing myself. Fuck this."

    So we will see what new wall of text awaits me when she wakes up in a couple hours.

    Whenever I keep checking my phone I know I fucking LOST the game. Whenever you get a response keep it in your own court for a while, mentally feels better imo. Ihate these scenarios where, in my eyes, you basically have these 3 choices:

    1.) blowing up and being an asshole (at which point she will have the perfect excuse for ghosting you before and you will feel dumb af as you apologize to her)

    2.) act like you are also nonchalant about it but deep down you know you are checking ya phone obsessively so you know.. YOU LOSE!

    3.) Being 'understanding' and letting her take you for a ride.

    You can also block her, but you know you'll be unblocking her periodically to check for the response so that's almost even worse.
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    I hope one day Interpol busts down the door to benny vaders cage.
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    Sorry man, fraid not.
  11. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut


    When you finally save up $65,000 to buy a basic Fiat in Australia, bump this on campus.
  12. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER I did tell her if she broke our date again for tonight, I was gonna be done with her. Looks like thats going to be the case. Im going to give her another hour or so before I text her.

    "This is bullshit. Fuck this ."

    Thats why I dont understabnd. She sends me walls of text like that after I tell her we should just be friends, and then she says we should hang out and do shit and 80% of the time she stops responding and sends another wall of text at 9am apologizing profusely.

    She be holding the power. Ya done cared.
  13. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Zanick I don't tolerate those kinds of visuals on my device. Please refrain from doing so in the future.

    Zanick on nootropics like:

  14. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist kitty, the hooker chick from last year. i know to you guys she was just some random slut, but she weren't like that at all.



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    Nigga
  15. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Vizier In hindsight, none. Every single one who I thought had "gotten away" ended up either riding the cock carrousel somewhere, or having kids each one with a different dad, marrying some tool because she was approaching 30 and she wanted kids and a wedding asap, or being fake.

    I've also been in that situation where you're drunk and meet someone only to later find out beer goggles turn your dick into a starving dreamer or to don't remember a girl or not care about her later. Sometimes you'll somehow get a number or find her on facebook. All you remember is thinking "wow she's pretty, maybe this can turn into something serious" only to realize she's a basic bitch that likes to do shit like going to IHOP to pay like 40 dollars for eggs and pancakes and post aobut it on social media.

    This post was chill until the tone changed and now all I can picture is you in a leather jacket under the street lights waiting on love
  16. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by HTS He does the fucking.

    Do you really let him fuck you with no condom right after you take a shit??
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    Lol this nigga Enter has no social anxiety or anything.. he just hates women!

    Commendable.
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    How are you representing yourself?

  19. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RestStop I wouldn't fuck an escort though. Not because it's wrong in itself (whores do be fly) but it just doesn't sound like a good start to a relationship.

    It's also no kind of practice for fucking a girl you are into after waiting for it. It's gonna be totally different. As in be way better and hopefully you'll be somewhat relaxed. In LA you can probably get some fire GFE action from top tier baddies though.

    Not a good way to begin a relationship? Depends how you be carrying yourself. Remember that you never know when a relationship will begin, you can't assume either way. If you go telling her crazy personal opinions that seem cool to tell a close friend when you're first talking/fucking, imagine your disdain when she angrily brings it up 3 years later after Thanksgiving with her parents.
  20. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist you'd not likely find a chick would put that much effort in if she was just playing you.



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    Devils advocate - nigga she's barely done anything but type a few paragraphs, women can fake whole relationships for years
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