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2018-03-21 at 2:16 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-03-21 at 12:43 AM UTC in Was this mark311xtc? The mark311xtc who died?
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2018-03-21 at 12:39 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by CASPER Okay this is in response to me questioning the truth of her saying she got a restraining order, since she seems so reluctant to call the police on him now, and me saying that she has nothing to lose by telling me the truth- that she hardly knows me and everything, so if there were anyone she could confide in totally, why not a complete stranger?
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Hi hi hi
Of course I had the temporary protective order– I don't just make things up😣😔I'm not that kind of person
Working on the long message now. I'm so sorry you thought I was ignoring:( really wasn't
Still want all the same stuff
I never had a piece of paper and I don't know why. I wish you would have been with me those three days In a row I went into the police station
And how completely wide eyed and useless they were other than the visit when photos were taken and even then they were rather nonchalant
My parents were with me at the station each time – I'm sure they'd vouche for me if it helped.
But my better longer message is coming
Just a quick sidenote about the way you've made/ you make me feel:
Like every cheesy Taylor Swift song about hope or new starts or honest love for the first time is about us
Like this is the first time I've laughed this much or at my phone in forever
Like the thought of your face always fills me with the best warm happy feeling that just makes me want to smile and gives me hope that there are still good people out there
Like I might not die alone 😛but more so like I might live life alongside someone I actually adore being around
I stopped listening to music for a new months, stopped listening to music, stopped writing –everything.
Since you've come into my life I've got headphones in or the Bluetooth speaker going all the time, I'm singing and dancing in the shower again (not when I've let you down though.. not much dancing the last couple days)
And I'm sending you music videos left and right –something I only do for you.
Life is already better with you in it to the extent you are. If I don't get the chance to camp or raise a pup or cook many dinners with you, I will be the one who missed out. I'll be the one that lost something major and you'll be the one I let get away. I'm just not okay with that. I want to have called you (my name) so much longer than I ever knew you as (current street name. and to know you as your girlfriend to the point that we laugh at all of this nonsense happening right now.
My letting this situation continue as it has is not residual love or romantic feelings for him– it's not wanting to be the horrible person that kicked someone out who is so lost literally and metaphorically and will paint the picture like I'm the monster and since I'm SO NOT and was a freaking peach to him. Angel, Saint, you name it– I was the blue ribbon housewife and never complained. I took care of him and it's going to be painted by him like I didn't. I don't know why I care it's just I put a hell of a lot of effort into trying to save him and I failed.
As far as
Lol that wasn't even the long one so.. whoops
*few months
That was not a very articulate long message. I can do a lot better.
Good thing I've been drafting the real long one all last night and this morning..
Jeez no one makes me nervous like this
Also just for the record, I completely hated Taylor Swift and everything about her until just a couple years ago when I met her and realized she's a pretty awesome person, and then I started listening to her music while working out and now I basically listen to it when it comes on the YouTube red station and don't always skip it
Or when i like someone and am feelin like a girl.. 😌
You need to take this girl to the club and show her a good time. Wear a Coogi jacket you got from a fiend. -
2018-03-20 at 12:33 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by CASPER Itd be nice if it worked out because shes pretty, SUPER intelligent, with loaded parents, and with a history of her own that makes it so I dont have to try to explain the last 10 years of my life….which is the primary obstacle i forsee having, trying to get out and talk to women in general, at the ripe old age of almost-30.
And as fuck as Id like to raw dog that sweet, athletic pussy, I think no condom would spoil the event. I havent gotten laid in years at this point, and I swear being on dope made my go-time way longer at first, and now way shorter. I tried out these dura-last rubbers in anticipation, and even with a dick slathered in benzocaine, i got like 3 1/2 min of furious jackin. That was the nice thing about dope and speed. Sex wasnt even about connection or enjoyment- it just turned into an athletic event. Ie- how many times in a row can I fuck you, in how many different places, and how many loads can I blow on how manty different parts of your body before it becomes too painful to ejaculate anymore, or my dick starts bleeding.
Just stick it in once with no condom and say "oh geod I'm gonna jizz" then do another half stroke and pull out and jizz everywhere. -
2018-03-20 at 3:26 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.What's even better is pulling out only to shoot a huge load all over her pussy!
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2018-03-20 at 3:25 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by CASPER I still may eat the pussy. Long as she shows me that planned parenthood paperwork. Aint tryna join the club. Like i said- maybe shes lying. Maybe she really is headfucked and doesnt know what to do. Its]d be nice if shit worked out, but its not gonna be the end of the world if it doesn't.
Would it only be nice if it worked out cause she's purdy? If she's pretty enough it's worth the gamble of using no condom and pulling out at the last millisecond. Or even if she's just cool. -
2018-03-20 at 3:02 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by CASPER "Going to read these all. I missed you today.
hey you
hey you?
Been one long really bad day
The equation hasn't changed. Its just complicated and im cowardly with things like
calling the police. Always afraid he'll say or do something that will switch around
the situation and my imagination places me being the one ending up in trouble. I get
that's crazy but he definitely wraps my head up into quite a knot and its hard to know
what is actually true and right.I guess my best answer to how I can spend the night in
the same apartment as him is it's miserable and i avoid it at all costs. He does speak
to me horribly and any time we're together im less happy than if im alone or with you.
Being physically sick and then standing up for myself is proving to be very difficult.
When shit got crazy over at work I was less of a strong willed landlady too
Anyway whats up with you? Are you at work?
Hello?
That all sounded like a bunch of lame excuses and cop outs Im sure.
Also Im at the end of another attack (her chronic condition) so im just all around more of a baby.
lots of stomach problems, im sweaty af and not dopesick, legs hurt, depressed meh. I thought everything
could be resolved well enouygh with him getting his own things out and getting the f out ASAP, then a
restraining order would be in effectand id put up the barsand if he came back- then 911.
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So fam? What would your reponse be to this dogshit? Somehow I dont buy that a girl who was strong enough to ace the MCAT in her hospital bed with 9 tubes coming out of her abdomen cant find the STRENGTH to pick up the fucking phone and have her abusive "ex" bf removed from the apartment hes destroyed, that he pays no rent for.
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2018-03-20 at 2:51 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by CASPER I dont think so. I was trying really hard not to freak her out too much. Dating feels like a whole new world since the last time I was in the game. Now if you get a blowjob from a drunk chick, youre a rapist or some shit. I just wanted her to feel safe and let her know that shes should feel sexy and desireable not all the stuff the ex has been trying to headfuck her with.
I can dig it, I guess being nice is a reward in ITSELF, and it sounds like you actually like her.
But imagine that was your one shot to get the pussy. -
2018-03-20 at 2:43 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Paste em all.
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2018-03-20 at 2:38 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by CASPER Honestly I have no clue. Just shit doesnt add up. Ive told her about 7 or 8 times now that if shes still got some stuff that needs to be resolved with him, thats fine- just dont drag me into it. Ill still get her the stuff shr needs to get by and stay sober. I still wont be doing her any special favors. Ill still keep making money off her. Ill still be friendly. Ive given her every opportunity to "come clean", and shes stiull sticking with the same story.
Yet, every single day she's "waiting for him to leave" the apt. Ive walked her into lying about small stuff. She texted me when she got off work last night at 11:30 and when I texted her back 20 min later she never nresponded. I assumed she fell asleep. So when I was out doing work last night, I passed by her apt a couple times and her car was parked in the private lot. And so I texted "I guess you never made it home. Going to bed. Night." And when she texted this morning, she said that she hadnt made it home.
My current working theory is that her parents hate the ex, and they perhaps threatened to stop paying rent and her "stipend" if she was going to be staying with scumfuck. But scumfuck is the only way she can really get drugs, since ive expressed that I have no interest in another junkie girlfriend overdosing in bed with me. So new, friendly, prpotective dude shows up for the parents, their minds are at ease, they continue on sending Western Union every week like usual, and keep contributing to her trust fund.
Idk. Like I said- Im not letting myself get sucked too far into it. If it works out, itll be nice. If this is all an elaborate act to keep getting high, shes a pretty awful person and im sure karma will work things out. Im not going to be listening to elliot smith, smoking clove cigarettes in the dark if tghe latter turns out to be true, I just dont UNDERSTAND more than anything. My brain has a need for LOGIC and ORDER. I need to put the puzzle pieces together here. Whatever the case it, I wish shed just say it outright. I suppose thats too much to expect of a woman. *shrug*
Anyway- stay tuned. Im sure Ill get a string of emotional texts back in the next 24 hours.
That shit sounds extra stupid but now you have locked yourself into guaranteed feelzbadman. When you kissed the scars on her stomach you shoulda ate the pussy. Now this bitch gone leave you in suspense. -
2018-03-20 at 12:50 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-03-19 at 12:45 PM UTC in My plan for when I meet "the one".Will you even buy her Walmart Michael Kors?
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2018-03-19 at 12:40 PM UTC in Puking after cummingThe only valid reason is being on bundy with inner.ear=0
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2018-03-19 at 12:40 PM UTC in I'm a healthy kid
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2018-03-19 at 12:39 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Juicebox And, I don't think I would ever admit this to anyone I know IRL, but I actually prefer the behavior of a nice black girl to that of white girls. Problem is, 99% of them are absolutely fucking insufferable and the 1% always seem to end up marrying people with 2-4x my yearly income
My useless theory? The upper echelon of black women (i.e bad yellows, fire reds, etc) is desirable to the top 1% of black men AND they be garnering the interest of elite white men. Any fat white dude with a $35 haircut can pull a nasty black chick with an uneven booty color. -
2018-03-19 at 4:14 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.He be Googlin' "suicidal quotes"
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2018-03-19 at 3:21 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Casting that video to my 6,000 inch TV. What a time to be alive.
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2018-03-18 at 11:52 PM UTC in Was this mark311xtc? The mark311xtc who died?RIP. They say his favorite band was 311 and he loved XTC.
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2018-03-18 at 3:36 PM UTC in Some weeb shit
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2018-03-18 at 2:48 PM UTC in Keyless car theft
Originally posted by NARCassist i didn't mind the old cavalier sri's, they were nice shifty cars to drive. but i was really a golf vr6 fan myself. the way they handled the roads was awesome. we would joyride a car like that and deliberately look for a pig car for the chase. back in those days the best the pigs had was the vauxhall senator, which was a real shifty motor to be fair. if you got a senator on you on the motorway then you could be fucked unless you had an exit within a mile or two at best. but down the country lanes in a golf vr6 we'd make them look like a fucking joke in their big bulky senators. the golfs in those days had amazing handling, it was practically like you were riding on railway tracks, the way that car could hold the road.
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I bet if you got caught in the UK a flourescent vest pussy would just say 'return this car this instant!'
