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Posts by WE SMOOTH

  1. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dfg What's your working schedule? If you can spare 2-4 hours online, you can have a small side income by doing simple projects.

    Lol you be doing surveys for $0.35
  2. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick I'm seriously at my last limb please one of you help me 😞

    You wouldn't know what to do with the help.
  3. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel It's not even about the sex, it's more than that.

    Sometimes I just wanna cuddle and chill, watch stupid stuff with my girl, smoke weed, play video games together, listen to a podcast, cook meals for each other.

    She's just lucky she found a good old fashioned country boy out there that doesn't mind the whole tranny thing. I've dated girls my entire life, I have a kid. I'm pretty fucking normal. I just happened to be very attracted to Lucy, her charm and personality drew me in.

    I would have never even noticed she existed if it wasn't for her transitioning so I'm glad she made that choice. I think she's very brave with everything she's been through and im proud of my girlfriend and don't care what anyone says about us, She's unique and special to me.

    We hold hands in public and I treat her like a proper lady cuz she is one. Maybe it says something about the quality of females these days that the only one I found that doesn't disgust me is this 'horrible person' you all call names and like to torment.

    I just think she's more of a woman than anyone else I met since I started dating. All girls these days try to act like the guy, masculine trying to control your life and tell you what to do, it's bullshit.

    Maybe that's why I went so long without a girlfriend because I don't buy into the whole feminism check your privilege bullshit.

    I just want a woman who cooks, cleans, fucks, goes out on dates and is smart enough to understand at least half the shit I do and have some kind of life of her own and exist for more than getting pregnant and sitting at home all day with a kid.

    Honestly this would be sweet if you didn't have no options when you latched on

    Also do you ever touch Lucys 8 incher?
  4. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enter Narcassist today:

  5. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    https://vocaroo.com/i/s1pfXPOsUwYS
  6. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You don't know shit

    Speehdy Pahrker
  7. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Confessional: HTS is kinda cute with that emo cut LMAO but not like this
  8. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    LOL, scron is gay af for this.
  9. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    LOL scron be using HTS as a blowjob machine.
  10. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    It really works!
  11. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Woke up, smoked weed and vaped. Now I'm having a coffee.

    Wake up, wake up
    Gotta get this paper, get this cake up
    Gotta do my hair, gotta put on makeup
    Gotta act like I care about this fake stuff
    Straight up what a waste of my day
    If I had it my way I'd roll out of bed
    Say bout 2:30 mid day
    Hit the blunt then, hit you up to come over to my place
    You show up right away
    We make love and then we fuck
    And then you'd give me my space
    Yeah
  12. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I only drive drunk when it feels right. When I was leading a caravan of Infinitis, Benzes and Audis from one strip club to another after hours club the other night after about 13 beverages and 8 blunts, I knew I couldn't drive responsibly after about 10 miles of white knuckling it. I did the right thing and pulled over and let an equally drunk teenager with no license drive the foreign.
  13. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    *boringly adds that we be calling them teeners down south*
  14. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jeremus Enter the Void was kind of boring but it was not a bad film. The cinematography, direction and general weirdness of the film was all on point. I remember first watching it, way before I ever did drugs, and feeling "high" after I got done, like I was lost when I snapped back to reality. Like "uh, what's going on?"

    I had the same reaction to Hear Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas.

    I think most movies are SO shitty, that you can't say Enter the Void is shitty.
  15. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by benny vader theres nothing interesting about drugg addled inner dialogues or monologues.

    assthetic ??? a slum in japan and flashing, autistic lights ??? to each their own i guess.

    get shot by police ???? whats so special about getting shot by polices ??? everybody get shot by polices.

    and no, police in japan dont carry guns and shoots. they carry katanas.

    To each their own. To me, there's nothing sexually interesting about 8 year old girls.
  16. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Interesting inner dialogue? Aesthetics? He gets shot by the police? Sorry its not child porns.

    Edit: i have actually only watched it up to where he gets shot.
  17. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Actor be fucking bitches on the low. He hopped in that Uber this morning, shapelessly.
  18. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Too bad you only like Aerosmith.
  19. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jeremus I trolled that nigga hard but that kid was alright

    He served me some fire ass drugs one time and didn't finesse me
  20. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Dfg torrented that album from Pakistan and he couldn't help but admit it was fuckin' jammin!!!
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