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Posts by WE SMOOTH

  1. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Why can't I answer the same question multiple ways? Grimace might answer this question 3-4 different ways.
  2. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Grimace bends the rules of interviews and consciousness itself with this rule-breaking weekend of Grimace Easter Sunday edition.
  3. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Purewhitepanda Great show I just watched all the seasons for the 6th time since it aired years ago. WE SMOOTH you like the Omar of NIS…

    How my hair look, Terry?

  4. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by lempoid loompus does anyone else smoke weed nonstop for hours straight when they have it? is this normal to do?

    Every day.. I haven't ran out of weed in 5 years..

    I can still freak out smoking super sativa kief/hash as the first smoke of the day but it subsides after 20-30 min.
  5. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist i'm not trying to impress her, i'm trying to teach you guys. i know what its like to be a younger man and i know what its like to actually grow up and be a proper man. seriously when you get a bit older and you look back to how you thought as a younger man you think 'what the hell was i thinking'. but that's just the natural process of growing up i guess.



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    Dude it's not special to love to eat pussy lol I was worshipping the pussy long ago. That's your wisdom? Eat pussy?
  6. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist no its just enter. i've said many times how much i love eating pussy, but of course i'm a man, all these younger dudes are still just little boys when it comes to sex. see i will suck on that clit for fucking ever and get my tongue deep inside and give her a good tongue fucking. the taste of girl juice is my favorite taste in the world.

    and there is nothing better than when a girl takes you by surprise and squirts straight in your mouth, lol.



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    ...dude stop trying to impress the fat chick. You're like one of those old dudes who orders 'YOU' at a restaurant with a cute waitress or even a fat ugly one.
  7. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Item 9 Its at a large university, not a restaurant, and its actually alright. Its a job that ain't dealing with general public all day and is pretty easy, free food, only 3 days/week and holiday breaks. I'm just gonna take it easy doing this another 6 or so more months before I start looking for anything paying more/more hours.

    You will be broke as hell forever! You're 32 already!
  8. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Fucking that hoe, she so easy
    Pussy C4 I'm so easy, all of these bitches too easy
    Imma shoot that lil strap, it's too easy
    Lay that nigga down he too easy
    Rob any nigga too easy
    I'm squeezing this bitch like some easy cheese
    I'm fucking these bitches so easily, all of these bitches move cheesy
    Why these lil bitches so lovey dovey? walk up to me and they try to hug me?
    All of these bitches too easy
  9. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Lol
  10. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    FOOO CHEH!! Getting ganghsta in TC, drunk, from Serbia!
  11. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Survival, money, God and loving your fellow man.

    Wrong.

    1.) God
    2.) Family
    3.) Money in the South
  12. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RestStop When she finally sees my manhood :


    Lol she don't even look the same.
  13. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel No, worrying is for the sheep brainwashed idiots that are controlled by their wife and kids, car payments, career.

    I am an ubermensch and I am the cause of worrying and suffering. I respond to any problems in life aggressively and I force my way into situations.

    Usually my "worries" are things I can't control like other people. The issues are them disagreeing with me and how I live my life so I assume they are trying to bring me down and the conflict starts.

    If you stay away from people and focus on what's important you should never be afraid of life.

    What is important?
  14. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Time spent worrying is time you wasted instead of being productive.

    You're never productive tho
  15. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel You weak.

    You be sticking it in Sean Twist's unwashed asshole.
  16. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel The ones that really suck have no place at all. Shows what you know

    Yeah, true. narc stuck it out living in a dorm for chavs and old obese brits for 20 years til they hooked him up with this. Takes perserverence.
  17. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel First time I did meth I played insane clown posse max volume and spent 3 days jacking off. 10 hours straight in the bathroom , my dad's Girlfriend knocked on the door as I had a two hand grip going 100mph and she said "I think he fell asleep".

    OH HOW WRONG YOU WERE

    I remember renting a room and jackin off for like 24 hours at a time. I'd hear them outside my room talking about me. "Is he here?" I'd slow my (name brand only) Vaseline stroke game down to a snails pace.
  18. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Lol I feel like I'm about to have one that's going to elevate me to great heights. Or destroy everything I've worked for. 😊
  19. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    §m£ÂgØL, where'd you order your shit? I've been stressed out lately and I think kava would go good with my 10 nightly bong bowls.
  20. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Wow, I can't believe the government just gave you that place for sucking hard at life. Looks like Peep Show.
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