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Posts by WE SMOOTH

  1. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by greenplastic nah, lanny is a weirdo for life. he's too open minded to be a normie.

    I'm lil Tay K I don't think you want no action
  2. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    LOL putting the butter inside the bread? The fuck?

    That cheese crust remix is hard though
  3. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Those do look p bad
  4. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Foot tapping on his hardwoods to Lisztomania
  5. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by benny vader this is exactly how homosexuality started.

    first you just wanted to see each others gun, and then youd want to touch them as well,

    and only gott knows where the touching stops and where the kissing starts.

    FREEZE! INTERPOL!
  6. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Lanny I like your music, but only at night time and only alone
  7. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra that is going to be the most dysfunctional generation in history

    Hahaha!!!
  8. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enter I used to think the whole, "everyone's equally shit!" was a copout for people who didn't want to come across as racist or sexist or whatever. But in terms of genders, yes men and woman are equally shit.

    I personally believe, that I, have the answer. I, only want sex from females.
  9. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Hilariously enough I think Enter would enjoy the strip club as he could get little experiences of dissing fine women.

    Like the other night I held a dollar to a bitch stagedancing and was talking nonsense to her. She said 'shut the fuck up and tip me bitch' so I rescinded my dollar tip and told her she wouldn't get any more money that night. I returned to my chair and watched as she continued to degrade herself as no one else tipped her. Hahaha!

    Or I'll get a stack of ones and just fan thru them, drunk as hell. Women will appear and ask if I want a dance. "Nah, I'm about to leave" is always my answer.
  10. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by benny vader purchasing power is BS anyway.

    monies can give you purchasing powers, but so can debts.

    you need not to have a lot of monies, or any at all to be able to buy things.

    Man, money ain't got no owners. Only spenders!
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    Grimace is reminiscin'...
    Grimace is reminiiiiisciiiin', yeah...
  13. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I ONLY LOVE MY BED AND MY MAMA IM SORRY
  14. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    That's nothing like I remember it..
  15. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enter I'd love my daughters unconditionally. Hopefully they wouldn't become total whores. But if there was ever a worse case scenario where something like this ever ended up being my daughter:



    I would turn my back on her.

    Oh, and I'd name them Shift and Ctrl.

    😂
  16. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enter She won't argue after a swift backhand to the face.

    But seriously, from what I remember in my relationship, the only times she started arguing with me was when I actually did something stupid, like did drugs, or made us miss the last bus home because I was completely wasted and had to run off it just as it was about to leave, to go throw up everywhere lmao. But in those instances I defused her yelling by acting "cute" I guess. She said every time, "I can't stay mad at you", which I've heard a lot. I must have some kind of charm. Hopefully that's the same in the future.

    Man, I need to stop reading your shit. That ain't shit I think most couples can go 6 months without fighting. When your lives are intertwined its hella different.
  17. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    G Pok!
  18. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grimace CHAIN GANG NIGGA. BEAT THE FUCK OUTTA YO SPADES TABLE. BEST BELIEVE YOU BETTA ORDER ME THE BEST SOUPS, CUZ IMMA COME'N TAKE EM

    You know you gotta have fun when you in da chaingang..

    What level of involvement did you have with Morgan Corley & Cleveland Watson? Were wiggers accepted by AB?
  19. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RestStop Richie Millie cost me about an aston martin,
    sold my soul for a pound a shard,
    a little thotty named Tana stole my heart,
    I just got a call from the ceo of Sudafed,
    he said I'm movin' too much crystal meth.

    HIGH END REMIX!!
  20. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I think it's a nice supplementary income. Take 3-4 road trips out of town per year. On each getaway, steal a very nice grill. Sell grill in your own area to help pay for the next one.
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