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2018-04-05 at 4:12 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Lanny This, oh man, this.
2000 years of philosophy, the greatest minds in the western world seeking indefatigably the answer to the question once posed "what is the good life?" and today it concludes.
What a journey, man. What a crazy crazy ride when the answer was there all along.
Socrates: What is the nature of justice?
Cephalus: Telling the truth, and paying one's debts!
Polemarchus: To pay one what one is due!
Thrasymachus: The will of rulers!
Glaucon : The will of the mighty!
Weedsmoker: Chill brah, just sit back and watch some slice of anime
all them greek niggas in unison: damn…
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2018-04-05 at 4:08 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by hydromorphone From who? I have no family, and only a few close friends. My social life is pretty much non-existent and it's pretty fucked to say I would love attention from the person who's literally my best,and one of my only true friends to whom I'm married to dying.
Lol yall are like THIS IS SUCH A COO RELATIONSHIP WE can do all the drugs we want
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2018-04-05 at 4:03 AM UTC in I love hating on Actor.
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2018-04-05 at 4:02 AM UTC in I love hating on Actor.
Originally posted by Item 9 Actually I might do it the hard way and walk 30 minnutes there and back to the liquor store after work friday. Then next week friday payday I be mailing $75 for a 50 (plus like 5 extra) sack of etiz and pint of goose or captain
Dude I used to walk an hour round trip to buy $10 sacks of low grade weed. I once walked like 5 miles each way to get bath salts because a marathon interrupted bus services for the day through downtown. Get your game up. -
2018-04-05 at 4:01 AM UTC in I love hating on Actor.Actor = Kobe
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2018-04-05 at 4 AM UTC in I love hating on Actor.More basketball gifs please.
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2018-04-05 at 3:59 AM UTC in I love hating on Actor.
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2018-04-05 at 3:59 AM UTC in I love hating on Actor.Damn, isn't that like half of your paycheck?
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2018-04-05 at 3:50 AM UTC in I love hating on Actor.
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2018-04-05 at 3:49 AM UTC in I love hating on Actor.UBER down to the liquor store to buy a pint with exact change ass nigga
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2018-04-05 at 3:47 AM UTC in I love hating on Actor.Airball-only ass nigga! Ya mustard stain stretched neckhole white T wearin ass, cafeteria quesadilla servin ass.. boy if your Uber gift card buying ass don't get the FUCK up in here.. if yo.. 5 dollar scratchoff hail mary attempt at getting a hundred dollars ass nigga.. you fucking temporarily embarrassed millionaire.. yo fuckin town died with that factory back in '83..
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2018-04-05 at 3:45 AM UTC in Spent $5 on a gay ass lottery ticket that didnt winHahahahaha!
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2018-04-05 at 3:43 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Life is ups and downs, MAN
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2018-04-05 at 3:43 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Haha! It ain't gonna happen. Sit back and watch some slice of life anime.
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2018-04-05 at 2:51 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by CASPER Ive never purchased, but am considering doing so just to shake off the cobwebs. It happens that my customer/lawyer also used to be a porn actor, and he still talks to a ton of the girls he used to work with, and a lot of them are down to fuck for pretty reasonable rates.
You gotta hate this dude…hes a wealthy, highly educated Australian dude with a law degree and multiple companies, handsome, tall dude with all sorts of well-connected friends, personable, and he just happens to have a huge dong. lol.
I always wondered that too though. If i pay for 30 minutes, is it just until you nut, or do I get to get my whole 30? Because depending on what drugs im on, ill come pretty quick, but im also ready to go again in like 60 seconds. If im shelling out my hard earned money I want to be shooting powdered milk at the end of our date.
E: Knowing me, Ill probably get a hooker and a few days later ill be driving her to the courthouse to clear her warrants or to CVS to pick up her antibiotics. Ill sit on the edge of the bed with her like Holden Caulfield and try to hone in on what childhood trauma led to her wanting to get violently throatfucked.
Honestly that edit was exactly what I was after in this phase of life. Some messy shit. It really depends on the provider on everything you mentioned. And honestly I'd rather just go without sex than be seeing more hookers. But that's easy for me to say having gotten it out of my system. Porn hoes sound pretty good though. -
2018-04-05 at 2:09 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Fuckin retards shooting T-PAIN lol.
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2018-04-05 at 2:08 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by hydromorphone Well, while here 1337 got a fucked infection in his groin/thighs on both sides and instead of listen to me and take care of it properly in the beginning, he's now in the hospital,needed emergency surgery at 4am on Saturday edit: morning (he got the ER Friday night, had a second surgery Monday, and as I post this,he's in for another surgery now. Last surgery,they nicked the artery and he almost bled out. The area they cleaned out like is nothing but exposed blood vessels and they are trying to transfer him somewhere else for plastic surgery to fix this shit. He's been all fucked up.
Just thought I'd mention that. Before all that, I was in the hospital regarding complications with my pregnancy and epilepsy. I was really fucked up there for a while… Still am,and now dealing with this shit too.
If it can go wrong, it will go wrong, is what I've found to be true in my life. Oh and they were only giving him 4mg of morphine,the whole hospital is out of hydromorphone, and fucking he's been in extreme pain. I've just been giving him T-PAIN through his central line they got in him and that's the only thing really working.
I hate fucking doctors. Fingers crossed I don't become a widow before we're even married a month and have a baby growing up without a father. Pisses me off he didn't listen to me and take care of himself before it got this bad.
Don't lie.. you would love the amount of attention that would get you -
2018-04-04 at 1:22 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Lanneh!
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2018-04-04 at 1:20 PM UTC in Would -12 mg etiz make your eyelids noticable the next day?.LOL
Actor, get in here! You're fired!
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2018-04-04 at 1:19 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by greenplastic yea but dude you are into like every kink in the book and this dude is practically a virgin lol
I went to Amsterdam once and had a night of smoking and bar hopping with some European dudes I met at my hostel. After we were pretty intoxicated the two guys both wanted to get a prostitute. I wasn't really trying to, and I was hungry, so I told them I'd just go grab something to eat and then wait whatever was left of the time, and they both paid for like an hour. I then went to get food and found some place selling pizza and got some and ate it. It had only been 15 minutes so I figured I had 45 more to wait which kind of seemed like a lot at this point but I told them I would so I went to the bridge where we were supposed to meet, and both of them were already there waiting for me, I guess they came really fast.
As soon as I cum with a hooker my pants are already halfway on and my eyes are on the door. I had one sus experience where I sat there after cumming and loooked in this hoes eyes. Really pretty eyes. We talked about the game and I told her to be safe. I left feeling empty as hell.
Just wanted to share that.
