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Posts by WE SMOOTH

  1. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enter then he's a cuck coz he's telling someone else to fuck it. i wouldn't trust a cuck to fly my plane.

    You're saying you've never watched as your friend fucks the girl you love? You're missing out.
  2. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Nigger I don't need no vitamin C I be smokin broccoli they say it's good for my health
  3. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Lol this is like spectrals only trick and it never has worked for him. He's been fantasizing about this since 07.
  4. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I hate your avatar. I bet kinkous hairy butthole stinks and has dingleberries around it. Also, I guarantee without a pushup bra on she has lame banana boobs. I bet when you cuddle with Kinkou her legs be prickling you. I bet she has as much armpit hair as a 14 year old boy.
  5. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Zanick is weird.
  6. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Item 9 My lightnulb has so much melt wax gunk I could probably keep smoking that for a day or 2.

    Net worth: $0
  7. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I'll be looking down at a black chicks butthole soon enough.
  8. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RestStop Yes! My bedroom collage :


    I would lick out her shoes after a marathon
  9. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    small chinese penis.
  10. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Stfou
  11. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -mal- LOL false. I'm looking to make smoney moves.

    You don't gotta dance
  12. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Lol none of the slander about me is true and I'm way cooler than both of you tryhards.
  13. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Change your avatar from kinkou
  14. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Daily is the pinnacle of knowledge and betaness. He pretended to be a girl for 3 yrs online.
  15. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Sploo, take the 96 mg lope with no other intoxicants and report back with the effects and the duration between ingestion and your next few bowel movements. Also report on consistency of your shits. Thank you.
  16. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RestStop Yes! My bedroom collage :


    I would buy a high quality print of this, frame it and hang it above my bed.
  17. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BigLuigi Get a small box truck like this;


    And a crew of urself plus three. U pull up on a street and three of u go out grabbing barbecues, bringing them back to the truck. The truck driver occasionally pulls forward as the runners move down the street, before you know it u have a truck with 12-18 deluxe barbecue grills.

    Also, you are going to have a LOT of propane bottles so a good idea is to convert the truck to run off of propane which = FREE DRIVING from now on out.

    Next, sell your least favorite grill ( for about 120-230 dollars on FB marketplace) to buy the following;
    Steaks
    Salmon
    Shrimp
    Vidalia Onions
    Yellow Potatoes
    Shiskabob sticks
    Hamburgers
    Fancy Pickles
    Mustard
    PorkChops
    Cervezas
    Brussel Sprouts
    Asparagus
    Olive Oil

    Now you get your CREW together and have a good old fashioned BARBECUE , and I mean a HELL of a barbecue you can cook on 12 to 14 of the hottest and latest grills and be done in record time.

    When I was just a kid, I used to move with dad
    Brand new Michael Jordan's, Chicago Starter cap
    And I know how it is, so now I'm givin' back
    And all 'em think I'm this
    And all 'em think I'm that
    I don't think it's wrong
    You might not think it's right
    But I was in the hood, gettin' off the white
    I was livin' life: fast not slow
    And these are the tales: from Shawty Lo
  18. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -mal- Sooooo so many things. The least of which being an interview tomorrow.

    DANG! You got fired from Buffalo Wild Wings!
  19. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Yeah I ended up cutting my hair for like an hour and getting hair everywhere. Pushing back my hairline and giving myself squares around my ears.
  20. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Don't lose 80% of your $10 bitcoin windfall again.

    *snickers*
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