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Hey, for realz, what's the point of strip clubs?

  1. #21
    Originally posted by Dfg I didn't see a strip club, I do see a lot of bars here, you go and sit, point to a girl she walks to you, you get her a drink, touch her body, feel the goods, you get up and pay the bar fine, and fuck her in the hotel.

    Or you do all the above, get her number. Wait for her to leave the bar, pick her up, fuck her, pay her less than you paid for bar fine.

    You’re talking about bargirls. Otherwise known as prostitutes. Yeah they would probably have that here too if prostitution was legal. All we have is strip clubs
  2. #22
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enter Why would someone pay hundreds of dollars for that shit, when you can just pay to fuck someone instead? I've never gotten a proper answer. Who gives a fuck about some naked whore giving you a lapdance? Totally not worth the money. WTF?

    Can you actually give me a good answer, not some anecdotal reason why you went, like "I met a stripper there who I ended up fucking! DERP!" Just shut the fuck up.

    no you are absolutely right. strip clubs are for mugs. they don't call it strip tease for nothing now.



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  3. #23
    Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    Originally posted by Fox Paws You’re talking about bargirls. Otherwise known as prostitutes. Yeah they would probably have that here too if prostitution was legal. All we have is strip clubs

    Damn that sucks, they opened a Russia joint here, you have to pay like 800 peso to share the drinks with the girls, turns out they girls were just escorts and got shut down when immigration checked their visa. They were on expired visa + working without permits. I mean how lazy can you be.
  4. #24
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Hilariously enough I think Enter would enjoy the strip club as he could get little experiences of dissing fine women.

    Like the other night I held a dollar to a bitch stagedancing and was talking nonsense to her. She said 'shut the fuck up and tip me bitch' so I rescinded my dollar tip and told her she wouldn't get any more money that night. I returned to my chair and watched as she continued to degrade herself as no one else tipped her. Hahaha!

    Or I'll get a stack of ones and just fan thru them, drunk as hell. Women will appear and ask if I want a dance. "Nah, I'm about to leave" is always my answer.
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