Posts by WE SMOOTH

1. 2018-04-09 at 1:19 AM UTC in Wedding / funeral stories
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Juicebox All of my social behavior is calculation and mimicry. It seems that the only emotion I'm capable of feeling is regret
   
   Although looking at pictures of Alina Văcariu makes me believe that maybe the capability of love is still there, its just…atrophied I guess

   
   Strangely poetic. I'm fuckin' with it. I'm envisioning smoking a cigarette at night under an overhang in the pouring rain, all alone in the middle of the city.
2. 2018-04-09 at 12:27 AM UTC in What health conditions have you inherited?
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   A "cluster b" personality disorder. Stay away, nigga!
3. 2018-04-08 at 6:41 PM UTC in pwp intervention
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Grimace From 4J's account of what happened afterwards, "We just had a shootout with the cops. I barely got away".

   
   Well he told me he was actually even grazed by a bullet, knocking his fitted cap to the street. His DNA may be in the hat, so he's got to lay low in Delaware.
   
   
4. 2018-04-08 at 6:24 PM UTC in pwp intervention
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   "If I was going back to jail anyway, I might as well go find these niggas I'd been having problems with," he remembers. He'd decided to go after some old friends, namely 4J, of Serbian origin, based in Ohio. He had been sending threats his way. Even if that meant killing them before they got to him, Terry saw that as his only option. Those plans were railroaded when a cop noticed him storming around Pittsburgh's Lemington Avenue, eventually tranquilising him for being armed and unwilling to cooperate. That was the last strike needed to send Pwp to prison for three years.
5. 2018-04-08 at 6:21 PM UTC in pwp intervention
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   On an April day in 2018, Purewhitepanda looked around his studio, The Brick Factory, and noticed that he had more firearms than friends. At that time, he was completely strung out on codeine and so alarmingly paranoid that no one wanted to be around him – even his now-fiancé, Keyshia Ka'oir.
6. 2018-04-08 at 5:41 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Every nigga has a world inside him, psychology is based on people self-reporting and that information being analyzed by a nigga in his own world. In practice most of these niggas phone it in on top of all that.
7. 2018-04-08 at 4:08 PM UTC in Would you rather have back...
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   I like my internet hoes I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T
8. 2018-04-08 at 4:07 PM UTC in Would you rather have back...
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Kinkou was boring as hell... And a pathetic child..
9. 2018-04-08 at 3:40 PM UTC in How disillusioned are you?
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Fox Paws On the contrary I think you NEED drugs. You’re just a messed up, broken person and some appropriately prescribed meds in the proper dosages will probably be good for you. My advice is, go into this psych eval with an open mind and don’t be afraid to accept help

   
   They're gonna prescribe this nigga some mind killers.
   
   The best advice I can give to be disillusioned and fly under the radar is to put all your hatred for the world into effort at your profession. Realize the world doesn't need hating just to be taken with a grain, son.
10. 2018-04-08 at 3:36 PM UTC in Would you rather have back...
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Juicebox I think it was Jessica Rabbit

    
    It was. Niggas still thought she was on that anthropomorphic level of atrractiveness though.
    
    
11. 2018-04-08 at 1:11 AM UTC in How can I enlarge my nipples?
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Pwp has spiralled into a deep depression from living in absolute sin
12. 2018-04-08 at 12:05 AM UTC in Smoke a Bowl w/ Me
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I'm doing kief topped bong rips. Do that
13. 2018-04-08 at 12:05 AM UTC in Wedding / funeral stories
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Lol jesus christ man.
14. 2018-04-07 at 10:23 PM UTC in Smoke a Bowl w/ Me
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I'm smoking all day nigga.
15. 2018-04-07 at 10:13 PM UTC in Vitamin C
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Nigga, I don't need no vitamin C.
    
    I be smoking broccoli, they say it's good for my health
16. 2018-04-07 at 10:12 PM UTC in benny vada has smol penis
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Bump
17. 2018-04-07 at 10:11 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by RestStop Poor baby. Wood white knight until the sun came up.

    
    Lmao!
18. 2018-04-07 at 10:06 PM UTC in Would you rather have back...
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Kreepy. Litebean got it cuffed up though. Bumble was a boring 1. mizled was an old fat hoe that just got out of the feds. Niggas hit on her because of her Betty Boop avatar, thirsty ass boys.
19. 2018-04-07 at 6:53 PM UTC in 50mg diphen is like the days suicide pill
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Diamonds are a bitches best friend
    
    This is the legacy.. where it all begins
20. 2018-04-07 at 4:42 PM UTC in I miss you, Lauren.
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    She won't read this.