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2018-04-18 at 3:03 AM UTC in I wish my mother would suffer a broken bone or something in a recent automobile accident...Damn Actor that's fucked up and not something a rich man would say
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2018-04-18 at 2:55 AM UTC in Have you ever written somebody a sincere love letter?Yes, I have written a few. I would have been better off not writing them. Mine have been on some pathetic "I fucked up, lemme try and flatter you -- also please don't suck anyone elses dick" shit. That's not a good reason to write a love letter. Actually it's the 2010s and if you're to the point you need to write a letter it's probably a bad idea. Love email? Still a bad idea.
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2018-04-18 at 2:51 AM UTC in Do you consume nicotine?You didn't get the edit, depressed termenter
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2018-04-18 at 2:50 AM UTC in Do you consume nicotine?I quit cause I love myself and I don't want brown ass teeth. But I do still smoke a pack a week usually.
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2018-04-18 at 2:43 AM UTC in Coffee is greatI'm on that morning coffee myself sometimes a nice pourover in the afternoon too.
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2018-04-18 at 2:41 AM UTC in making amends with stupid noob
Originally posted by stupid noob The auger was exposed, and running underneath the only walk way there was in a sub-sub basement. That's three levels underground. It was an osha violation. I was bending down to get a sample of corn as it dumped from the silo in to an auger to be moved to a dryer, I was supposed to test the moisture content so we knew how long to dry it for. I stood up and turned around and the first step I took was right directly in to the exposed hole above the auger. It ripped off my combat boot instantly, I grabbed my radio to call and tell them to shut it off because I couldn't pull my leg out, battery fell off the radio and in to the auger because it was 20 fuckin year old piece of shit. I had to lift the steel grating up with my leg while it was being mangled in order to lift it out of the auger, and then pulled my leg out like that, hopped over it, hopped over an enclosed auger in the walkway going across it, got in an elevator, had to finagle that shit and get it levled just right so it would actually go up, got that up, then had to climb a ladder to the ground level where there was a trucker dumping his truckload of corn in to a hopper, I laid on the ground and put my leg up in the air with my foot barely hanging on by a little bone and flesh. There was an ambulance station right down the street, so they got there fast and shot me up with morphine on the way to the hospital while I screamed my fucking head off.
Job told me when I got better they would have a desk job for me. When that time came they pretty much told me to fuck off. I called OSHA on advice from my lawyer to report it, OSHA acted like I was just being a disgruntled employee till I was like I'm in the fucking hospital right now and almost lost my leg you fucking cunt. Job was fined $2k a day until the issue was fixed, which took like two weeks.
Only got workmans comp settlement since there was no third party to sue for big cash since none of the equipment had been worked on in over 20 years. Some guy two towns over lost an arm the year before in a similar accident with the same company. I almost lost my arm the day before my accident because I was cleaning out a diff auger that had a fucking hammer jammed in it, I'm elbow deep in the fucker and the guy is coming over the radio like, "you want me to try to turn it on now?" since the controls for them all were up on the ground level, which seems so fucking stupid.
I even warned them about the exposed walk way saying that shit was dangerous as fuck and they were just like meh. The company is out of business now.
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2018-04-18 at 2:38 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-04-18 at 1:30 AM UTC in lol fuk it, I got nothing to lose, I'm just gonna say what I think from now on
Originally posted by Fox Paws The reason I find her intolerable is because she’s always freaking out about dumb shit.
Example: the other day we were watching a tv show where one of the guest characters’ name was the same name as this girl I used to work with who she thought I cheated with. I didn’t, and had a perfectly normal working relationship with this person. Once the name got mentioned her whole mood changed, she sat up and moved away from me, and kept saying the name out loud over and over again.
Hahaha this thing I forgot about! Literally having anxiety when they bring new female characters onto shows! -
2018-04-18 at 1:06 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Malice Fucking MoneyGram locked my account and stated I had to do it in person when I tried to transfer money online. What exactly is so suspicious about a Hispanic individual in his late 20s transferring money from California to an account associated with a Bulgarian online pharmacy?
Well, it's done. I feel proud of myself, actually taking the steps to ensure a peaceful death. It's one of the most extreme acts a human being can commit.
The Stater Bros, which is about a 12 minute walk from college, has shopping carts filled with "Manager's Special" discount alcohol. I got a handle of Jose Cuervo margarita for $8 and a 24oz can of pineapple Steel Reserve for $1. The former is oishii, the latter I had never tried before this. I would have expected SR to be pretty bad, but it's not bad, especially for the price. It just tastes like mildly alcoholic soda, and 8% is nothing to scoff at for a full 24oz. You can catch a pretty good buzz off of it. Probably would have been better to only drink half. Not like you have to care about health when you're planning on checking out early. It's liberating.
Discount liquor is a dream for the burgeoning suicidal-alcoholic college student. I wonder if Lanny ever had a place like this when he actually had to be concerned about monetary matters as us peasants have to. It's the jedi within me resonating with the optimal utility ratios found.
Nigga we've all drank a shit ton of discount liquor lol -
2018-04-18 at 1:04 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-04-18 at 1:03 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by CASPER Why not at least be fucking original and start shoplifting high end foodstuffs from pricey grocery stores, and then eat yourself into literal death? Huh? Like gorge on cheeses, marinated beef loin and goose liver pate until your intestines perforate and you die. You can do better than Cuervo and gay chinese internet drugs. lol.
This would be fly. Likely to backfire though. -
2018-04-18 at 1:01 AM UTC in Official Poll: Do you think §m£ÂgØL is still in love with Hydro?Clout
Originally posted by gumbo 2014 I hitchhiked into conception
2015 baby born, husband holds baby by neck, is kicked out
2016 monogamous relationship starts. Ends. Hydro sends letter signed in blood and cries a lot
2017 any hope of civility completely demolished after death threats. Poc relationship starts, ends. 1337 relationship starts like September or something. Hydro gets pregnant again.
2018 Marriage, further degeneracy.
2019 post predictions below
Lol this is gonna stick with you forever my nigga 😂 -
2018-04-17 at 1:03 AM UTC in Im going on vacationI'm the one gave all this game to you, had wheat Timbs on when I came to you..
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2018-04-16 at 11:52 PM UTC in Official Poll: Do you think §m£ÂgØL is still in love with Hydro?
Originally posted by hydromorphone Yeah, §m£ÂgØL isn't in love with me. I honestly don't believe he ever was. I just think he's obsessed and butt hurt and struggles to move on.
He might try his damnedest to make me feel like a piece of shit, but his bullshit rolls off me like water. Its when he wants to drag personal shit I confided back in the day here, or tell half truths where I get pissed, or where the context of such is so fucking wrong. I don't really care though. I asks many times to just move along and pretend like we never met each other or lived together and if then he wants to give me shit, fine, I don't care.
Fuck, I've been accused of sending him death threats. Which I fucking have not, on everything I hold dear. I dont have time nor desire for that shit. If I wanted someone dead, I'd just do it. Fuck threatening. The only threat he's ever had from me has been legal in nature. That's it. I even tried to hep figure out and clear my name several times, but I'm damned if I do, damned if I don't. This last time he contacted me and asked me to do shit regarding that- I literally was hospitalized that night. When I got out I contacted to explain and was going to do what he asked until I got the reply "nice". I don't really care anymore. I know I didn't and am not doing shit and have never nor would never threaten anyone's life. Not from emails especially. For fucks sake before that reply I was stupidly thinking of giving my PW to my email to that faggot so he could see for himself I fucking am not sending shit from it. Honestly I feel I'm being fucked with over that shit.
Whatever. It is what it is. Still doesn't explain why he harasses me over post that aren't even relevant to just be an ass, or randomly insults me in threads I post in just for the fuck of it with no valid reason other then him being an asshole. Its sad really. I hope he gets help to move on.
He's mad that you turned out crazy as hell cause that pussy blew his mind -
2018-04-16 at 1:11 PM UTC in Official Poll: Do you think §m£ÂgØL is still in love with Hydro?She probably gobbled §m£ÂgØL's dick down to the balls. Then he went to some basic 20 year old hoe who be giving 'tip jobs' with no consistency.
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2018-04-16 at 1:09 PM UTC in Official Poll: Do you think §m£ÂgØL is still in love with Hydro?
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2018-04-16 at 1:05 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.I don't think he loves her I think he experienced crazy girl pussy for his first time having sex and the bar was set too high. But I think that feels just like love!
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2018-04-16 at 1:04 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Ok I did.
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2018-04-16 at 1:01 PM UTC in Official Poll: Do you think §m£ÂgØL is still in love with Hydro?Honestly these Totse hoes be throwing it back, pussy be crazy. I don't blame you.
She probably no condom, reverse cowgirled his shit, deepthroated & swallowed, talked dirty as hell.. for his first time fuckin. It's gonna take a while. -
2018-04-16 at 1:01 PM UTC in Official Poll: Do you think §m£ÂgØL is still in love with Hydro?Yes, if you can write 1,000 words a week over a girl you need to be fighting to get her back. Actively. Killing whoever she's currently with and making it look like an OD.