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  1. Enter, you wanted me to post more about my day to day life? Last night I got drunk as fuck with friends and bought 15 McChickens from UberEats. I don't know how many I ate.
  2. Originally posted by Malice Felt jealous that the guy who's probably the most intelligent in our philosophy class finished before me. To be fair, I barely studied, didn't use any notes, and I genuinely need stimulants, but still. I should also improve my test taking skills. I have this bad habit of going over the other answers even when I've identified the correct one. This isn't entirely bad because it can help you spot tricky questions, but for easy non-STEM classes like this I should just go go go without hesitation.

    Can't wait to see how our scores compare, although I definitely may have missed some. 100 question test.

    Chance of suicide has been reduced. The reason I barely studied and didn't take the option of using a page, full front and back, of notes is because I decided my GPA didn't matter anymore since currently I'm only planning to keep attending to pass the time until preparations are complete.

    Keep studying malice. You will regret not doing so when you end up still alive
  3. Originally posted by gumbo Keep studying malice. You will regret not doing so when you end up still alive

    It sounds like you’re not taking serious his wish to kill himself. He’s probably gonna do it. Not that he should, but it’s most likely gonna happen
  4. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Why does malice want to kill himself? Why doesn't he just do something that would make him happy?
  5. Originally posted by Obbe Why does malice want to kill himself? Why doesn't he just do something that would make him happy?

    Because he doesn’t think happiness is a good enough reason. It doesn’t stand up to scrutiny or something. He said it in his last post
  6. Originally posted by Fox Paws It sounds like you’re not taking serious his wish to kill himself. He’s probably gonna do it. Not that he should, but it’s most likely gonna happen

    He's been saying this for years. Malice regularly cycles out between 'fuck humanity i am autis.m' and 'life is meaningless, here's my suicide stack'

    Most likely, he won't do it. Though if he does make an attempt I'm pretty sure hell be successful. He's not dumb enough to fuck up a suicide, like some other members here.
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  8.  Acolyte
    How many Zanicks do we really need?
  9. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    However many pleases Karen.
  10. Zanick #2 Houston [my concurrently tip-tilted dermestidae]
    All of them for Karen.
  11. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by CASPER Redbox (if florida has them).

    I am in Texas. I didn't know Redbox has games. Probably a shitty small selection of only recent popular mainstream titles, going by their usual movie options.
  12. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I am in Texas. I didn't know Redbox has games. Probably a shitty small selection of only recent popular mainstream titles, going by their usual movie options.

    Yes, exactly.
  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    If you need a physical copy of a game though, idk what other options there are for immediate gratification.
  14. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    resub
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I am in Texas. I didn't know Redbox has games. Probably a shitty small selection of only recent popular mainstream titles, going by their usual movie options.

    Yaaasss Texas!
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CASPER If you need a physical copy of a game though, idk what other options there are for immediate gratification.

    Used game stores...
  17. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Originally posted by Obbe

    White sharia now
  18. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Fucking MoneyGram locked my account and stated I had to do it in person when I tried to transfer money online. What exactly is so suspicious about a Hispanic individual in his late 20s transferring money from California to an account associated with a Bulgarian online pharmacy?

    Well, it's done. I feel proud of myself, actually taking the steps to ensure a peaceful death. It's one of the most extreme acts a human being can commit.

    The Stater Bros, which is about a 12 minute walk from college, has shopping carts filled with "Manager's Special" discount alcohol. I got a handle of Jose Cuervo margarita for $8 and a 24oz can of pineapple Steel Reserve for $1. The former is oishii, the latter I had never tried before this. I would have expected SR to be pretty bad, but it's not bad, especially for the price. It just tastes like mildly alcoholic soda, and 8% is nothing to scoff at for a full 24oz. You can catch a pretty good buzz off of it. Probably would have been better to only drink half. Not like you have to care about health when you're planning on checking out early. It's liberating.

    Discount liquor is a dream for the burgeoning suicidal-alcoholic college student. I wonder if Lanny ever had a place like this when he actually had to be concerned about monetary matters as us peasants have to. It's the jedi within me resonating with the optimal utility ratios found.
  19. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Because he doesn’t think happiness is a good enough reason. It doesn’t stand up to scrutiny or something. He said it in his last post

    I see. So Malice, what do you mean by this?
  20. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery_

    .. anyway time for a real manly-man story;
    so i was out and about in the city just doing my thing aka 'strutting my shit' walkin around smoking cigarettes and listening to my mp3 player ( no headphones, i dont care if you dont like my music bitch ) and I saw a homeless guy and rolled my fucking eyes at him. then it started getting windy so i had to really hold on to my hat.

    Posts like this really are pathetic, unimaginative, and unworthy of being posted. (I'm referring to my own.)

    Wait a minute, you were just criticized recently for the exact same thing! I would say this is at least mildly more interesting. Planning the perfect suicide and reveling in the debauchery capitalism enables and promotes.

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