Posts by WE SMOOTH

1. 2018-04-27 at 7:08 PM UTC in Bill Cosby found guilty of the counts of felony sexual rape
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Fonaplats I did not fail. I quit. Quitting is not failing. I just do not want to play a game with someone who would beat his mother over forgetting a drink from mcdonalds.

   
   I'm zooted in the Phantom so I'm cruisin'
   On the way to your lil' lady, I might fuck her in the booty
2. 2018-04-27 at 7:03 PM UTC in I think i love u.
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Bhad Bhabie
3. 2018-04-27 at 12:42 PM UTC in Mail Theft
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Enjoy your cheap bluetooth speakers, sawdust Vitamins and kitchen gadgets.
4. 2018-04-27 at 12:41 PM UTC in ATTN : LANNY - TITLE, USER, I WANT.
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   I hope Behny Vehda's VPN company releases the logs.
5. 2018-04-27 at 12:37 PM UTC in Which female artist is your muse?
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Thanked for Fiona Apple.
   
   
   
   She woke.
   
   I'll go Alina Baraz.
6. 2018-04-27 at 12:31 PM UTC in Fonaplats' Thrilling Thursday 4/26
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Yeah Kinkou is a mess. She'll show up at your door with $17, fuck ya good then it's on to the next loser.
7. 2018-04-27 at 12:30 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   RestStop's Tesla sittin at the house on the charger.
8. 2018-04-27 at 3:09 AM UTC in Coffee is great
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Hm. I've had coffee liqueur, but I didn't know coffee beer is even a thing. That sounds like it almost certainly doesn't taste good, and the carbonation combined with coffee taste would be weird.

   
   That is not a beer (Grimace edit) but Sam Adams Coffee Beer has been a thing. It's aight. Think dark lager lightly carbonated with hints of coffee.
9. 2018-04-27 at 2:56 AM UTC in Fonaplats' Thrilling Thursday 4/26
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   That song go hard...
10. 2018-04-27 at 2:55 AM UTC in Fonaplats' Thrilling Thursday 4/26
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Fonaplats I can not wait until the weekend.

    
    
    I can't wait!!
    
    
    
    
    
    
    For the weekend to begin!!
11. 2018-04-27 at 1:47 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    7000
12. 2018-04-26 at 12:33 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Juicebox I tried something like this, and after what feels like ages, I eventually started to feel like I was in sleep paralysis, but never actually fell asleep
    
    Also, the "hold" section of those breathing things always seems to mess me up. I don't know why, but it always seems to ruin the relaxation part of it. So I usually end up just inhaling slowly, then exhaling very slowly.

    
    Always lookin' fly, boy I'm merciless with purchases
13. 2018-04-26 at 12:27 PM UTC in ATTN : LANNY - TITLE, USER, I WANT.
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I vote 'Chinese Chicken Soup Street Cook'
14. 2018-04-26 at 3:27 AM UTC in Diablo II
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Grimace.. I was so good at this game.
15. 2018-04-26 at 3:20 AM UTC in saving big money on salt
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Zanick Here, $7.35 for like a year's worth of salt, probably much longer if you consume reasonable portions.
    
    

    
    Rich ass nigga! That container is like $1.50(grimace edit) at Wal Mart.
    
    And like $1.89 at Target.
16. 2018-04-26 at 3:18 AM UTC in Omfg I fucking fucked up so bad. :( Biggest fuck up I've ever made.
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Whoa.
17. 2018-04-25 at 1:19 PM UTC in Remember that girl who blocked me after meeting me, who I talked to for 4 years?
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Fox Paws Yeah that’s why I figured it’ll be fine. You’re always calling yourself ugly etc but I’m pretty sure that’s just because your self esteem was shattered by that girl who blocked you ten years ago. You’re probably a normal looking, 7-7.5/10 dude

    
    He needs to be focused on being a closer! Big deals!
18. 2018-04-25 at 1:18 PM UTC in Eons ago, dolphins...
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Fox Paws Sometimes I think Enter’s threads and persona on here are all part of some sadistic social experiment. Like he’s just studying our reactions etc

    
    It all is, he be on that gay shit.
19. 2018-04-25 at 12:27 PM UTC in Remember that girl who blocked me after meeting me, who I talked to for 4 years?
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    You're supposed to shove your tongue in the birth canal and then ease down to the butthole.
20. 2018-04-25 at 2:06 AM UTC in Everyday it feels as if I'm on the verge of discovering something important.
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Paradigm shift