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2018-04-12 at 1:25 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.benny vada ^_^ posted his small hairy penis behind a custom print SwirlyMan background which suggests he has a mega rich family and he is an eccentric non chinese chicken soup street cook.
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2018-04-12 at 12:35 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.I remember last time you looked down your nose at everyone cause you were like 30 days clean from heroin and were gonna get rich cultivating shrooms.
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2018-04-12 at 3:46 AM UTC in Very hotMan.
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2018-04-12 at 3:44 AM UTC in When Your Name Is In People’s MouthsBehold the nexus of activity!
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2018-04-12 at 3:43 AM UTC in When Your Name Is In People’s MouthsThis is niggas in space. But that phrase is mostly said by women with kids and gross nipples on Facebook
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2018-04-12 at 3:35 AM UTC in Strange Daze of The Hospital
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2018-04-12 at 3:30 AM UTC in hey mal how does it feel to get raped by a totse member?
Originally posted by Bill Krozby let me break it down for you simps, this is klassick Bill Krozby at his finest. First off nobody knows who mal is and we have no proof that that is even a woman.. second of all all the haters are simps and cucks and known faggots , narcy, §m£ÂgØL , zanick. basically virgins or have to resort to being cucked by fake baby mammers or dating nigger heroin whores .
here i am dating the same girl for the last year and i post some hilarious bs from some undamed chick saying she consented to having sex with me just so she could sleep before school over 2 YEARS AGO!
just seems like i have a bunch of losers constantly follwing me around butt hurt ones. like my ex gf who chased me to every site.. so i don't know what else to say.. if mal was legit "she" would post a picture of herself instead of being a coward and making wild accustations so I can atleast put two and two together. but until then this was obviously a joke thread mmmmmk?!
anyone here that actually has a life and doesn't live with there parents and gets laid and has a job .. isnt trying to shit on me.. just my 2 cents fam..
/fred
I made a lot of money with this man
I'm gay for this man
This man Hollywood abused me
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2018-04-12 at 3:25 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by CASPER My ex gf/fiancee. I think I mentioned her before briefly. If you dressed Kreepy Kay and my ex in the same clothes and stood them side by side, it would take you a solid 30 seconds to figure out who was who. But she was a really sweet girl- but also really crazy. She was like the Bonnie to my Clyde. We lived together right out of high school. She was actually one of my main crushes all through high school. But it seemed to me after I let her try some of my coke (that I found in a bar bathroom when I was 15), that she just went way overboard. I was always trying to bail her out of bad situations, but i didnt mind. Because = White knight level 99.
But ummmm…..yeah. After she moved out she was living in her car for a while. And Id hear about her now and then. Every few months shed knock on the door in the middle of the day, most likely fishing for an invitation to move in again for a while. She always looked really sad. Eventually when shed come to the door I just started pretending I wasn't home. But after not seeing her for a year and a half or something, one day she showed up at my doorstep. I guess shed started escorting at some point and living in her car she was miserable. Someone told her what they gave her was meth, but it was actually some kind of bath salt, and she shot it. It gave her a stroke. I took her out to what I thought was going to be a romantic reunion dinner, but food kept falling out of her mmouth and the utensils kept slipping from her fingers. Eventually she just stopped trying to eat. She couldnt look me in the eye. She had to stare at the ceiling. She asked me to turn off the radio in the car because she said the noise was "too much". And when I dropped her off that night at her (at the time) parents house, I walked her to the door, drove down to the end of the block, put the car in park and just started crying harder than I think I ever have in my life.
I hadnt seen her in forever but i ran across her little brother a few months ago and asked him to get me contact info for her. He said she was in an assisted living facility, but i didnt realize that shed had another mild stroke after complications from some of the meds they put her on. So she can still speak kind of slurred but she hardly remembers things or people and she can hardly take care of herself.
We were supposed to get married if we turned 30 and werent hitched yet. She was almost a chick version of me. But…yeah. Its why I always got kind of sad when Kreepy came on cam. My girls name also started with K. It was like seeing her the way she used to be- happy and wild and bubbly and drunk. *sigh*
Anyway….
yeah I dont necessarily hate you either. I dont know you enough to hate you. But its almost impossible not to clown on you for some of your questionable life decisions. lol. Sorry.
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2018-04-12 at 2:16 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.He's cruising in another foreign by now I reckon
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2018-04-12 at 2:12 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by CASPER Pretty much. Although I'd never go off on someone just looking at me. More like cutting me off and then giving me the finger or something. But yes, several times today I was sitting in traffic screaming at the top of my lungs and punching the dashboard until I split a fingernail. I think this could also have something to do with the rent withdrawals. Just the crash, the stress…trying to get my shit together, knowing I'm about to turn 30, seeing how old my mom is getting, waking up feeling awful every day, going to visit my ex fiancee in the assisted living facility and now this….. I don't deal well.
Does it not help to drive in a foreign ride? -
2018-04-12 at 2:04 AM UTC in When Your Name Is In People’s Mouths
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2018-04-12 at 2:04 AM UTC in When Your Name Is In People’s Mouths
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2018-04-12 at 1:39 AM UTC in When Your Name Is In People’s MouthsSmell good lemme hit that
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2018-04-12 at 1:34 AM UTC in The Cable guy stole my splitter
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2018-04-12 at 1:32 AM UTC in I have a girlfriend and I'm so happy.I seduced you with this Aston Martin I bought today.. oh you done did more drugs than me well you must be hallucinating.
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2018-04-12 at 1:31 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-04-12 at 1:28 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by Malice I feel more at peace than I've felt in a long time. Going to keep a mental record of this, see how it progresses, whether I continue to experience this. My new stack may be doing just the trick, and I haven't even received my T-PAIN yet. Makes sense considering I have genuine disorders, and noots/supps have clearly been shown to have an impact that correlates with how severe symptoms are. Normies generally wont experience much, if anything at all, except from far stronger substances.
Nigga you are deficient in ways that chinese herbs and supplements cannot help out with long term. This isn't a diss, I'm just saying that this definitely isn't the answer lmao. IIRC, you were posting about the perfect stack right before you disappeared & snapped, went crazy and trashed your own place and hallucinated a bunch of shit while passed out and called the cops on yourself. -
2018-04-11 at 1:17 PM UTC in Should I go back to alcohol?At age 32, Actor lie in wait in his childhood bedroom. It is the hour of reckoning, 10:30. His parents have retired for the night. He's got tomorrow off because his life is a wreck and he works 24 hrs a week for $170. Alas, his time has come. He pulls out the pint bottle of Jose Cuervo. It is still in the bag from the liquor store surrounded by coin change which he will end up losing in his sad, lonely drunken hours, hammering away at the truth - he will never be rich. He reaches under the bed for his step stool - his room hasn't been fully cleaned since 2003, by the way - and pulls it out to position beneath the bookcase where his Animorphs books and beanie babies are placed. He mounts the stepstool and reaches for the veeery top shelf for a small box...
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2018-04-11 at 4:28 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-04-11 at 4:27 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Popped a memantine, a Longvida curcumin, a GS15-4 panax ginseng extract, an Innovix Labs curcumin pill, and a ksm-66 ashwagandha pill, I'm sweatin'!