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Posts by WE SMOOTH

  1. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by benny vader they tend to be.

    especially when your 10-11 and so is she.

    Behne vehda, are you closer to age 24 or age 40?
  2. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Ha ha!
  3. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    He dissed you in Tinychat while drunk and smiling with Grimace right?
  4. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RestStop omg what happened to her face?

    She looks horrible! Hahahah! (Yet still a baddie)
  5. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I took a half a random x pill at a trashy pushy strip club last night. I liked it, it was smooth.
  6. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fox Paws I fucking lol every time at your completely inconsistent use of capital, bold, and italic lettering

    That's the Gimmick of Grimace©
  7. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    §m£ÂgØL.
  8. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by gumbo The book was like 10,000 characters and was the start of me beginning an actual writing career that nets me 500+ a month just a year after publishing my first book.

    $500/mo now? You said $100 then $200 then $300. You're steadily growing your fanbase month after month?

    Also that's nowhere near what JK Rowling makes. Fuckin loser.
  9. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    If a certain sites domain name expired, I could buy it.. I could create jehffhunter@totse.com and try 'Forgot password?' on every sihte..
  10. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Hold up stop the track, let's get some'n understanded

    I'm servin' softball, nigga I pitch underhanded

    Your girlfriend said she like me but I'm too demandin'

    Bitch shut the fuck up and take these 10 bricks to Kansas

    My stash done got so big that I can't rubber band it

    My plug be speakin' Spanish, I can't understand it

    So stop the track my nigga let's get some understandin'

    Bitch shut the fuck up and take these 10 bricks to Kansas
  11. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Hold up stop the track, let's get some'n understanded

    I'm servin' softball, nigga I pitch underhanded

    Your girlfriend said she like me but I'm too demandin'

    Bitch shut the fuck up and take these 10 bricks to Kansas

    My stash done got so big that I can't rubber band it

    My plug be speakin' Spanish, I can't understand it

    So stop the track my nigga let's get some understandin'

    Bitch shut the fuck up and take these 10 bricks to Kansas


    Now I can't dance a lick but look my diamonds dancin'

    Rap or trap my nigga I'mma take my chances

    I had a couple juugs didn't go down how I planned it

    I guess I fronted him too much, he couldn't handle it

    You disrespect the Squad then you get reprimanded

    Blowin' kush in her hair, she smokin' second handed

    I got the whole pack sold 'fo the pack landed

    Juugin bags in the trap, call it hand to handin'

    And you ain't gotta shop with me that's fine and dandy

    Two ways, four nines call it Georgia candy

    Cookin' dope in Louboutin cuz I'm kinda fancy

    I met your bitch at the bar, got her two shots of Brandy
  12. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by benny vader i only get hangover from cheap alcohols.

    classy alcohols dont give hangovers.



    Beh Nee Veh Dah.. Smol Peh Nis
  13. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery It's actually a tossup between that and the time I had an extremely bad trip from banging some 4-AcO-DMT, though most of the hellishness from that one was caused by getting roughed up by the cops after I called 911 because I was convinced I was dying. As embarrassing as that part is to admit, it can happen to anyone if you abuse psychedelics while in a bad place in life psychologically. IVing it probably added a lot to the mindfuck, as it was a prime example of my life being all kinds of fucked up, to the point where I convinced myself IVing that shit would be a good idea. It was actually pretty traumatic dealing with shithead violent cops while in that state. I had some gnarlyass road rash on my chest for a while after that one. They had to put some like… moist covering over it for most of my stay in the psych ward. After the initial encounter with the cops, while on the stretcher heading into the psych ward, people's faces and.. vibes kept going demonic and shit. During the actual encounter with the pigs, I went into this dissociated state a few times where it was like I was literally on fucking fire. The assfuck with his boot on my head was putting so much pressure on my head against the pavement, it felt like he was on the verge of crushing my fucking skull. I don't know if he realized how bad that shit hurt. You shouldn't do that shit to restrain somebody, man; you have no idea from that perspective how much pain you're causing, way too easily. I should've probably followed up with some legal action, man. All of that shit was so unnecessary and could've permanently severely wrecked a lesser, weaker mind.

    lol you were fucked up in the head to want to IV 4-aco. I felt like a crackhead for smoking some JWH during my first trip on that and spiralled into a thought loop about having HIV because I had a reckless dick game.
  14. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I haven't had it in a while but I used to think that shit was fun. More life experience says naw.
  15. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -mal- Is anything really a Starbucks thing or does Starbucks just seize all the good ideas and make them shittier while they jack up the price?

    I had a nitro cold brew at Starbucks the other day on a break at work. It's only at Signature Starbucks or whatever that shit is. They also sell $10 coffee floats. Took these niggas like 20 minutes to make it and it cost $6. When it was ready that bitch tasted like iced Folgers. Never felt so ripped off.
  16. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Good advice, never start a relationship on a bad note. She will forgive you up front but then resent you years later and torture you for it when your lives become intertwined and she knows it’s way harder for you to get rid of her now

    This is true, even if you want to play hoes you never know when you're really going to like a girl. Yeah, usually it isn't gonna happen but it might.
  17. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    The way I see the world, you'll probably have this plan all ready to go, buff, attractive, and then the first girl you try and shit on will actually be your soulmate and she'll forgive you for doing that to her but hang on to resentment forever and then 8 yrs later when you think everythings gucci, she will exxtra shit on your heart.

    Be warned.
  18. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    What kinda meds do you have? I've never done a CWE or I'd help.
  19. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by benny vader betas write love letters.

    betas write love poems.

    Nigga my love poems was even cringier.
  20. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by HTS Oh you know… living in a condo with my bf of 6 months, trying my hardest to be a good waifu for him. 😜

    Hope you're doing good.

    Why did you run off the other day.
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