Posts by WE SMOOTH

1. 2018-04-28 at 8:48 PM UTC in people are fucking stupid
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by HTS Yeah all those normies are much worse than the retards on the internet doing drugs and bitching about them.

   
   HHHHHHTS!! That's you, nigga!
2. 2018-04-28 at 8:46 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Juicebox Okay, but what about when you know there are others in the house?

   
   Definitely not unless it is a girlfriend of over 700 days and she fancies a chat
3. 2018-04-28 at 6:04 PM UTC in Whats this font called?
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Ebay!
4. 2018-04-28 at 6:03 PM UTC in nothing is ever really bad
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by greenplastic even if you're super pissed off or depressed or whatever, it's just whats happening, like how people still go see sad movies

   
   Pwi muts.
5. 2018-04-28 at 5:51 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery But also, I dunno man, jeans and sandals can be damn nice. Sometimes showing less is more, even, like how a half-clothed girl can look way sexier than if she were completely naked. Barefoot in skinny jeans is where it's at, though, mane.

   
   I need to know how that ankle/calf/foot combo hits me in my loins. Often an exceptional piece of the combination can elevate the whole package.
6. 2018-04-28 at 5:50 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Juicebox Can someone please explain to me why the fuck you would use the bathroom with the door open when there are other people in the house?
   
   Or even if there isn't anyone in the house. What's the appeal of taking a shit with the bathroom door open?
   
   Is it just "hehehehe I'm taking a shit with the door open?"

   
   Alone? Cause I can MF. And so my cat can come and go.
7. 2018-04-28 at 4:04 PM UTC in I’m officially hired for a fancy mf job
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the pat-man those app jobs always end up sucking, theres one for handymen and they take fucking weeks to pay back for materials and they wont let you price things, so jobs like replacing an hvac unit are all a flat rate even if its on a roof or a 2 ton unit.

   
   Murica racing to the bottom
8. 2018-04-28 at 4:02 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I mean I go there to hang out and read, kinda treat it like a library and then also window shop here and there in the rest of the mall, but I usually end up doing that when I'm chilling outside smoking a cigarette or three.

   
   The way I imagined it was funnier & creepier!
9. 2018-04-28 at 3:34 PM UTC in Bill Cosby found guilty of the counts of felony sexual rape
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by NARCassist lol imagine walking out on the prison yard and seeing bill cosby standing there.
   
   
   
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   I don't think he'll spend a day in the pen.
10. 2018-04-28 at 3:30 PM UTC in ruined my life with meth.
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Grimace'd
11. 2018-04-28 at 1:45 PM UTC in Man I wish I coukd just win shitload of money...
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Actor could probably win the lotto and still be a broke ass nigga shortly after!
12. 2018-04-28 at 1:43 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by NARCassist why don't you get a job doing women's toenails?
    
    
    
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    That's a good way to end up filing some gross old feet.
13. 2018-04-28 at 1:41 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Sometimes I'll just sit there outside the Barnes and Noble with my shades on and check out all the sexy toes walking by.

    
    Lmao!
    
    A dedicated trip to the mall for this, nigga?? I mean, I'll steal a glance where I'm at if there's dem good feet for the viewing. Also summers coming up. Feet to me are meaningless if they're wearing some fucking pants and sandals. I need some context.
14. 2018-04-28 at 3:56 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Count_blah did the erotic review get zapped too? I know there's gotta be a shit ton of pissed off whores. I imagine old school pimps and asian rub and tugs are happy. I have absolutely no desire to ever stick my dick in an asian. They're more subhuman than niggers to me.

    
    Eroticmonkey was swept. Lol.
15. 2018-04-28 at 2:35 AM UTC in I’m officially hired for a fancy mf job
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    One of those Favor niggas getting a mocha and a pizza and sushi for a young professional
16. 2018-04-28 at 2:32 AM UTC in I’m officially hired for a fancy mf job
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Haa it's so fucked up that even butlers and shit are losing their employment prospects to an app or whatever.
17. 2018-04-28 at 2:30 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Count_blah usasexguide says they got some shit in the works. That new human trafficking bill killed em

    
    That's what it was, but damn is FEDS DID A SWEEP ever applicable. One day just bam. They got eccie too which I thought was somewhat under the radar.
18. 2018-04-28 at 2:27 AM UTC in I may have almost been killed in california
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Play with that dog food..
19. 2018-04-28 at 2:25 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Count_blah Fuckin blows that backpage and all the other whoremonger sites got shut down

    
    It's crazy to me that they were all around for so long then poof! I feel kinda like that shit ain't ever coming back.
20. 2018-04-27 at 7:10 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Juicebox I'm ~98% vegetarian now. Every couple weeks I might get a sub or a calzone but that's it. I always tell people just to try it for a month, and most of them stay on it afterwards.
    
    It's great because you can eat all you want without ever having to count calories or any other bullshit nutrition fact
    
    Canned tropical fruit salad is like 60% of my diet
    
    Also how the hell can you not try grapes for decades? Grapes are delicious.

    
    Lol i bet that canned fruit salad is sitting in simple syrup.