Posts by WE SMOOTH

1. 2018-05-19 at 8:25 PM UTC in Don't everyone post at once
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Scron you're soooo fucking weird man but somehow so cultured. You grimy ass nigga.. omg.. shoving it up Twist's asshole..
2. 2018-05-19 at 7:37 PM UTC in About that shooting in Texas
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Juicebox I was bullied very badly and wanted to shoot up the school in 7th grade. But dealing with that all day every day and then coming home to a shit home life might have made my situation worse than others
   
   The problem is that the bullied can't deal with the bullies the way that nature intended, they literally take kids out in handcuffs and put them in anger management classes, and sometimes even file charges if they get in fights, whether they started it or not. They call it "zero tolerance"
   
   And if they try to bring it up to the teachers, the teachers just pull the bully aside, tell them to stop, and then send everyone on their way, which just makes shit worse (or, like in my case, the teacher will ask everybody who started it, and they would falsely say I did)
   
   Kids are stupidly ruthless, and teachers are ruthlessly stupid.

   
   This is it, you aren't gonna ever stop bullying but it's just the perfect storm with the zero tolerance stuff & the internet and the propogation of ideas and a world of negative bullshit (and also valid truth about life) for outcasted teens to get immersed in. You can really get caught up on this internet.
3. 2018-05-19 at 7:33 PM UTC in About that shooting in Texas
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   I usually cry for a bit while reading the articles and watching student interviews then move on. I hate seeing girls cry. And I feel very human when I cry to these articles.
4. 2018-05-19 at 7:09 PM UTC in Fonaplats' Saprophagous Saturday
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   I've never asked another mexican for SHIT!
5. 2018-05-19 at 6:54 PM UTC in Fonaplats' Saprophagous Saturday
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Put the pussy in a sarcophagus.
6. 2018-05-19 at 6:37 AM UTC in Life just kicked me in the balls.
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Whatever you have to tell yourself. (Seriously)
7. 2018-05-19 at 3:03 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   
   
   Nahcissist won't loike this
8. 2018-05-18 at 12:16 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Brain surgeon 250g of bk-mdma for like 870 got me drolling out the dollar signs in my eyes

   
   It works if you work it! Man, life is so much better clean and sober, you guys, I'm doing so good, shame on YALL
9. 2018-05-18 at 4:23 AM UTC in Recorded a video of myself
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Daily t.A.T.u. - Я сошла с ума
   
   Welcome to my people

   
   I think listening to this sbit will get me pussy
10. 2018-05-17 at 12:47 PM UTC in ATTN: mal (fat whore)
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    My hoes weigh more than me still I put the whole city on my back..
11. 2018-05-17 at 1:38 AM UTC in The cringe thread
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING I beat cancer and I never smiled or gave it the finger. I just did what I had to do to kill it.
    
    Whenever I see people smiling I think "fucking idiot". A fight with cancer is not something you smile about, cos it's not fun. Wow, you "won", temporarily, against some of your own cells.
    
    People who smile, usually are idiots. They are the sorts who are welcoming bad ideas. They think they're indestructable.

    
    they just think differently than you.. every time I've cheated death I was shmiling too
12. 2018-05-16 at 3:41 AM UTC in a disturbing conversation
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Sounds like a meth addict talking about a plan that sounds cool..
13. 2018-05-16 at 3:40 AM UTC in Fonaplats' Taking Her Temperature With A Meat Thermometer Tuesday!!
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Me and greenplastic at a warehouse party.
    
    
14. 2018-05-16 at 3:20 AM UTC in Life just kicked me in the balls.
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Don't sweat it bro, only 33 years
15. 2018-05-16 at 3:20 AM UTC in Life just kicked me in the balls.
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by AngryOnion I just found the dudes wife on fag book E-mails will be forwarded once I can figure out how to get them off the phone.

    
    What if they are a Machiavellian power couple who fucked your wife as a power play and you're falling right into the trap they set to get you thrown out of city council?
16. 2018-05-16 at 3:18 AM UTC in We’ll Always Check the Storms
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Zanick I am reserving this space for a meditation on Karen to be issued after I have cleansed myself of evil.

    
    Are you ready yet, fam?
17. 2018-05-16 at 12:49 AM UTC in Well fuck
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel i dont get it.

    
    I'm projecting onto you, nigga
18. 2018-05-16 at 12:40 AM UTC in Well fuck
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Sounds like it could never ever get stale, what, making one person your whole world and never working or changing up the scenery. You guys definitely aren't prone to a ton of fighting and 'bonding' over said fighting.
19. 2018-05-16 at 12:34 AM UTC in Recorded a video of myself
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel

    
    1.) That song go hard. What is it?
    
    2.) Your life ain't sustainable
20. 2018-05-16 at 12:32 AM UTC in Well fuck
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Yalls relationship is fugazi