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2018-07-22 at 2:17 PM UTC in why do girls date meat heads?Lol how can you generalize the type of men women date?
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2018-07-22 at 1:12 PM UTC in ATTN: ENTER, you did well.I'm from Broward county but not the same place as X.
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2018-07-20 at 8:46 PM UTC in April Madison and Paige are both much fatter...Paige be lookin lebanese, stuck up and unconcerned. Also I will always think Paige is a pretty name
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2018-07-20 at 3:25 AM UTC in Why is automobile color important?They say the Ack be discontinued.
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2018-07-20 at 1:58 AM UTC in Why is automobile color important?I have wanted a black car for my past 2 vehicles but I end up choosing based on trim & price instead
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2018-07-19 at 4:31 PM UTC in How long you been sober?
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2018-07-18 at 12:25 PM UTC in Why is automobile color important?My lil' homie, he a fool, he quick to go to shootin'
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2018-07-17 at 12:54 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by NARCassist lol, funny story actually. so i had 100mg of the xanax powder which is supposedly pharmaceutical grade, and i now belioeve probably is. so what i did was to line the whole 100mg up into one long thin line that was as even as i could judge it, then i measured it, it was exactly 22 1/2 cm, which was ideal as i wanted to start by splitting it into 5 equalish portions. so i did them all into 4 1/2 cms and wrapped 4 of them up. the other one i lined out again and split it into 10 which should all have been around the 2mg mark. i took 1 and wrapped the rest up.
so about 20/30 minutes later i could start to feel it but it didn't seem that strong, i was thinking at this point that there was powder stuck to the mirror and the cards and shit i was using, so maybe that affected the dosage, so i took another one. half hour after that i was buzzing like fuck. i went for a walk down the shops in the sunshine, it was lovely, then came back here, smoked some smack, had a small spliff, fucked about online for a bit and next thing i'm waking up next morning.
if you remember a few weeks back i broke my bed when banging some chick, well i still got a mattress on the floor that i'm sleeping on which is about 3 feet from my bathroom door. so i've woken up now to fucking water everywhere. the bathrooms flooded, my front room is flooded, the mattress i'm laying on is all soaking. and whats more i've no idea what's going on here. i check in the bathroom expecting a leak of some sort but there is none. the taps(faucets) are all off and everything. at some point while i was in xanxanland i must have flooded water everywhere. i dunno wtf i was doing, i have an absolute mental block. anyway i've barely been up half hour when i gets a knock, i scramble all my durgs and shit in the draw and go answer it to find heidi. heidi is one of the support workers from that hostel i was living at, and because its the same firm that own these flats they are here from time to time nosing up on us and shit. she's proper fit an all, i would totally bang. anyway she's on me about the water leaking and telling me the guy below me is furious because his tv and playstation all got soaked and are fucked. she said they were banging my door really hard last night trying to wake me up and asking why i didn't answer. i was still half asleep so the best i came up with was that i get insomnia, hadn't slept for a week and it had all caught up with me and i slept like a log. then i said i just woke up now and found the water everywhere but have no idea where it came from.
so i got a plumber coming here soon to check all the pipes and shit, altho i'm pretty sure there's nothing wrong with them. but i cannot for the life of me remember what the fuck i did that night to make all that fucking mess and flood my fucking flat. i went and saw the dude below me and he was ok tho. apparently they're paying him from insurance or summing so he seems over the moon about it actually. my other neighbor who is next door to him shoved his phone screen in my face showing that the dude was in prison for diddling with a 4 year old tho so fuck him the sick cunt. if what that's saying on google is true then i'ma think up some even more insidious ways to fuck with the sick cunt. that xanax powder tho is some pretty sick shit, but yeah i know it definitely requires caution when making up a dose hahahh
#howaniggalive
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I will ALWAYS thank a good benzo blackout story. Also I fucking called that something stupid was gonna happen with 100mg alprazolam powder. -
2018-07-17 at 12:52 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2018-07-14 at 3:01 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2018-07-14 at 2:17 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2018-07-14 at 2:14 PM UTC in all women deserve to be treated like shitI got a style for every bump in your face, greaseball ass nigga Pontiac Judge open and shut case, you know, I'm bowtie till I die tho I made an exception for this '69.. so quick off the line..
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2018-07-14 at 7:08 AM UTC in NIGGAS IT IS A VERY VERY SAD DAY FOR USMy bank account is full! Direct deposit today. Spent $150 at the bar but I promise that ain't shit. Drove drunk home cause I can afford the DUI too, bitch.
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2018-07-14 at 7:07 AM UTC in NIGGAS IT IS A VERY VERY SAD DAY FOR USI'm running out of weed I only have ten grams left! About to smoke a blunt to the fuckin face then wake up whatever time tomorrow & hit the thrift stores. Gotta constantly be elevating my style.
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2018-07-14 at 7:05 AM UTC in NIGGAS IT IS A VERY VERY SAD DAY FOR US
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2018-07-14 at 7:04 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionI'm having a hard time coming to terms with being an attractive single male
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2018-07-13 at 3:05 AM UTC in If I were a crab...Ayo Pierre.. do you want to come in here.
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2018-07-13 at 3:04 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention1337 is doin 90 down Florida bout to go to the Ramada, when he's fulla that purple hoes get slaughtered
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2018-07-13 at 2:35 AM UTC in I ate four double-doubles last nightLanny is such a dick, I provided feedback and he totally ignored me to promote his favorite band and revealed the thread was just song lyrics without apologizing to me personally.
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2018-07-13 at 2:34 AM UTC in If everyone at work hates one person...How is there a one size fits all answer to this question lol. The most hated person at my job is also by far the biggest brown noser and could never be fired.