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Posts by WE SMOOTH

  1. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I don't believe you're dyin hydro you were in TC the other night. LOL

    But wtf how did you die from T PAIN LMMMMAOOO
  2. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Don't celebrate too soon, I'm not dead yet, but probably won't be long. My infectious disease doctor said she wants me on IV antibiotics for at least 2 more weeks and then to reevaluate. They're discharging me from the facility tomorrow. The guy I took care of died last week so I have no where to go back to… So Im gonna be homeless without antibiotics I need.

    I'm sure 1337will let you know when you can celebrate eventually.

    Lol how do you have a husband who isn't even with you during this
  3. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    That's fine as long as they are honest with me about the cock they sucked on July 12th 2018 at 7:30 AM.
  4. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Lanny pulled up in the Tesla. SIKE!
  5. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I've thought I have, but in time I've seen how they fucked it up just as much, or how it wasn't really all we made it out to be.. and then I don't feel sad anymore.
  6. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Recently I donated a whole gang of clothes cause I lost like 25 lbs and that shit looked stupid on me.

    I'm shmedium right now but I used to be extra medium large. Also I'll throw out shit when I realize its way out of style.
  7. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I need face tats, OMG, I'd look so cool, I'd be so happy.
  8. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Whenever I'm in the club I hope they play High End but they never ever do.
  9. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by What_a_Kreep LOL, I ignored your question just I like I ignored your friend request.

  10. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I can't even lie I really miss my daddy!
  11. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist now i'm sleeping on a mattress on the floor, lol.



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    Told my grandma I don't need a bed I'm sleepin on the flo'
  12. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist it just collapsed on us lol





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    I've done this once before. Thx for reminding me of the love of my life fam.
  13. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist Never questioned it once. Strictly dickly.🍆

    You can't get with me then
  14. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala Hos need to learn to stay off of Facebook and Instagram every second of the day. It’s an unrealistic scope of people’s lives.

    It's such a turnoff but it's hard to find women who don't do this that are under 30. Also over 30.
  15. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I'm in a red Maserati with some snow white seats and when I skeet I try to aim it at her snow white teeth
  16. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Sometimes when I'm watching porn the dick is the hottest part.. but I tell myself that's cause I'm picturing it as my dick.

    I do spend $9 on Sugarfina candies and eat one per day to watch my sugar intake.. but that ain't gay

    I do spend $50 on haircuts.. but that ain't gay..
  17. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Manonfire Im almost 2 weeks clean myself
    30s stole my soul
    I hope I can get it back

    I ain't ever felt the love, 30's keep me feeling numb
    Can I ever quit these drugs? I might end it with a slug
  18. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla i only get this from the first hit

    the anxious full life analysis mode where you know you fucked up your entire existence because of some minor thing

    I always say "man this isn't good to be doing" then within 20 minutes I'm laughing at some stupid shit.
  19. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut


    Another Southern would-be classic. I think this song would be up there in the ranks - along with "Smokin On Purple" and "Goin Thru Some Thangz" from Boosie's Bad Azz release - with songs often sung in Southern jails, were it supported with stronger supporting verses.


    #fantano
  20. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Kokokol-1.. i smoked some weed and got nervous



    On the way home, I'll take 2-3 hits from the pipe and think about every bad thing I've ever done. I decide I hate myself and that I need to change ALL of my ways.
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