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Posts by WE SMOOTH

  1. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Nuh uh, he just FaceTimed during his lunch break and he looked so fuqn fine omfg 😍😍😍😍

    Can not get over that twinkle in his eye 🖤😁

    That's the love of your life, CCaaaaaandyBoooooty
  2. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala What if she’s had multiple miscarriages and doesn’t want to go through it anymore. What if she just doesn’t want kids? Why don’t some of the men here my age or older have kids?

    Why did Ringling Brothers shut down? What happened to the guy that played Jake Ryan in Sixteen Candles?

    Why is a rainbow?
  3. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Red bottoms kicking shit, I'm flossing on your pussy
    Cameltoe big, I see the print inside the suit
    Rose gold, my jedielry I'm in and out it too
    Fuck 'em 'bout it too and let them drive it with the few
  4. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I know her from group counseling for drug court. I was leaving and said I was fucking hungry, and she was like OOH get me a 5-layer, and I said I'll think about it. And I showed up at the end of that group I missed and gave it to her. She thanked me and was all smiles, and I said you should give me your number, and she did. I saw her later at the office meeting up with her diversion officer, and she was all smiling and shit, and she thanked me again and said it hit "all the right spots".. "Hit the spot" is one thing, but ALL the right spots? Girl, which ones? I wonder if I'm reading too much into that, but either way she seemed giddy.

    Is she a cute fucked up chick? LSD! LSD!
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  6. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala Yes I do and no I will not change my ways but I bet you’ll pace back and forth over my life tonight.

    WTF, you're really fat?! Ah man..
  7. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by apric0t frala is litemex

    O rly?
  8. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Lemme be a sub in, nigga!
  9. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Will CandyRein pop that booty for me?
  10. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Has anyone laid on CandyReins booty? Is it soft.
  11. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala Best thread

    This is one of my fav all time edm albums but it’s a slow slow build so get a good buzz and just let it happen…DON’T rush it :)


    I could imagine you gripping my sensitive penis after a night of rolling balls to see if it can get hard while i lick your sensitive nipples in a dark room to this music.
  12. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I'm gettin money like I'm from the 80s.
  13. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 🐿 Fucking vagina.

    God gimme that long face, mouth bobbing on my cock.
  14. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby well thats good to know, i just don't see you normally i guess. hows it in corpus?

    I think I've mostly been in the retard thread and trying to get CandyRein to pop that booty for me. Nice and sunny. How's the best city in the United States?
  15. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby The real question iS where have you been marcus…


    Right here with you Doug..
  16. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III You grow up in your own head with your own thoughts and that combined with life experiences makes you into a unique person. There are things that everyone has done that were terrible, or that they are ashamed of, that they don't tell anyone, or tell very few people. When you get to know somebody really well, like after living with them, you eventually will become more like each other and some of those things will be shared because of the trust developed. But you can never know what they may not be sharing. There is always a part of everyone inside that is terrible and evil and selfish that they will never reveal 100% to anyone, so the idea of the person you are in a relationship with in your head is not totally accurate. Its a false representation of someone, to some degree, and maybe if you found out who that person really was, your image of them would be different. But at the same time, you are also hiding aspects of yourself. People want to believe that there is someone that legitimately cares about their wellbeing, to feel worthy and cared for because there's always that small voice in the back of everyone's head that tells you that you're a worthless, vile piece of shit, and if you can find someone to tell you that it's ok, it soothes the anxiety and worry.

    Greenplastic, what the fuck? Where have you been? This post is fucking flames bro.
  17. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Nigga black pepper is good for you😊
  18. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist she wants to piss him off by sleeping with his pal. guaranteed she'll make sure he finds out about it too.



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    It's so predictable. Bonus points for LSD just getting out of jail.
  19. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    There has never been a more relatable meme, in the history of
    “ Relatable Memes”

    I mean just Lit for no reason… but I love them 😒🖤

    CandyRein.. pop that booty for me
  20. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala That video is gay as hell and I don’t really understand the point but I liked seeing my little Nama’s face.

    Is there really not a more similar site to DH out there than this?

    Are y'all here to fuck us good?
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