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The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2018-07-16 at 7:43 PM UTC
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2018-07-17 at 12:34 AM UTC
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2018-07-17 at 12:34 AM UTC
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2018-07-17 at 12:52 AM UTC
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2018-07-17 at 12:54 AM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist lol, funny story actually. so i had 100mg of the xanax powder which is supposedly pharmaceutical grade, and i now belioeve probably is. so what i did was to line the whole 100mg up into one long thin line that was as even as i could judge it, then i measured it, it was exactly 22 1/2 cm, which was ideal as i wanted to start by splitting it into 5 equalish portions. so i did them all into 4 1/2 cms and wrapped 4 of them up. the other one i lined out again and split it into 10 which should all have been around the 2mg mark. i took 1 and wrapped the rest up.
so about 20/30 minutes later i could start to feel it but it didn't seem that strong, i was thinking at this point that there was powder stuck to the mirror and the cards and shit i was using, so maybe that affected the dosage, so i took another one. half hour after that i was buzzing like fuck. i went for a walk down the shops in the sunshine, it was lovely, then came back here, smoked some smack, had a small spliff, fucked about online for a bit and next thing i'm waking up next morning.
if you remember a few weeks back i broke my bed when banging some chick, well i still got a mattress on the floor that i'm sleeping on which is about 3 feet from my bathroom door. so i've woken up now to fucking water everywhere. the bathrooms flooded, my front room is flooded, the mattress i'm laying on is all soaking. and whats more i've no idea what's going on here. i check in the bathroom expecting a leak of some sort but there is none. the taps(faucets) are all off and everything. at some point while i was in xanxanland i must have flooded water everywhere. i dunno wtf i was doing, i have an absolute mental block. anyway i've barely been up half hour when i gets a knock, i scramble all my durgs and shit in the draw and go answer it to find heidi. heidi is one of the support workers from that hostel i was living at, and because its the same firm that own these flats they are here from time to time nosing up on us and shit. she's proper fit an all, i would totally bang. anyway she's on me about the water leaking and telling me the guy below me is furious because his tv and playstation all got soaked and are fucked. she said they were banging my door really hard last night trying to wake me up and asking why i didn't answer. i was still half asleep so the best i came up with was that i get insomnia, hadn't slept for a week and it had all caught up with me and i slept like a log. then i said i just woke up now and found the water everywhere but have no idea where it came from.
so i got a plumber coming here soon to check all the pipes and shit, altho i'm pretty sure there's nothing wrong with them. but i cannot for the life of me remember what the fuck i did that night to make all that fucking mess and flood my fucking flat. i went and saw the dude below me and he was ok tho. apparently they're paying him from insurance or summing so he seems over the moon about it actually. my other neighbor who is next door to him shoved his phone screen in my face showing that the dude was in prison for diddling with a 4 year old tho so fuck him the sick cunt. if what that's saying on google is true then i'ma think up some even more insidious ways to fuck with the sick cunt. that xanax powder tho is some pretty sick shit, but yeah i know it definitely requires caution when making up a dose hahahh
#howaniggalive
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I will ALWAYS thank a good benzo blackout story. Also I fucking called that something stupid was gonna happen with 100mg alprazolam powder. -
2018-07-17 at 2:06 AM UTCShit dings, son!
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2018-07-17 at 2:18 AM UTC
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2018-07-17 at 5:07 AM UTCI've been vaping weed while I walk around the neighborhood because of the nice weather. My neighbors are apparently hideous and all of them are also outside, so it might not be worth it after all to go out.
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2018-07-17 at 5:48 AM UTCI'm meth/love sick. How a nigga live.
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2018-07-17 at 7:39 AM UTC
Originally posted by aldra have you ever used benzos? they're a lot like drinking, except compared to drinking hard they skip the 'sloppy drunk' step. you go straight from feeling good, to having a little trouble walking straight, to waking up 12 hours later in a garden wearing someone else's pants. I always found it amusing to backtrack your steps and try and work out wtf you did, pretending to be a detective looking for a retarded child that escaped a holding pen
i actually hate that there is a period of my life where i have absolutely no idea what the fuck i did or what happened during. how do i know the pigs won't turn up here to arrest me for some assault i did to somebody and don't remember, or worse even. anything could have fucking happened, i hate that thought/feeling.
anyway, i think its bollocks how they're trying to put the blame of this on me tbh. they didn't send some qualified plumber or professional here to examine everything properly and give a proper assessment. it was just a couple of the hostel staff stood at the door of my bathroom, hummed and hurred, and just said 'well i can't see anything wrong'. based on that they're deducing that i'm totally at fault here, fuck that. anything could have happened there for all any of us know. i mean this isn't like i've got up to have a piss and missed the toilet or was washing my hands and spilt a little water on the floor. this is a considerable amount of water that has ended up all over my floor. i can't imagine any reason what so ever why i would end up spilling that much water just using the bathroom for a piss while i was half asleep.
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2018-07-17 at 8:20 AM UTCWhose fault is it then?
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2018-07-17 at 8:43 AM UTCZanick's
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2018-07-17 at 8:44 AM UTC~somewhere they're speaking, it's already coming in~
*listens intently to earpiece* -
2018-07-17 at 8:51 AM UTCyour name makes me think of 007_goldenshower
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2018-07-17 at 12 PM UTC
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2018-07-17 at 12:02 PM UTCYou may remember them from the other TRT but I'm reviving these rhymes because they're lit af.
I'm a rich bitch, with a fanbase
I preach what the Klan says
Only down with the white race
Money honey, is what i might chase
Homegrown, known for powerful code
Only need a PC to wreck your abode
Fapping it to CP got the pedo flow
Don't believe me? Check my Github, bro
Killem with hax only a click away
Smoke haze, got IoT bots for days,
Your smart TV ransomed till you pay
Turn up the heat, to blast you away -
2018-07-17 at 12:03 PM UTCToo real, my niggas.
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2018-07-17 at 12:10 PM UTCwow great story narcass. you flooded your house like a retard.. and it dripped into another retards "flat" ( not that I know what that word means ) so they called your retard-handlers in to check up on you. then they paid a plumber to go and make sure you are just a retard
EPIC STORY LIL BROMO, bottoms up bloke!! ☕☕☕ CROIKEY! -
2018-07-17 at 12:13 PM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist anyway, i think its bollocks how they're trying to put the blame of this on me tbh[…] i can't imagine any reason what so ever why i would end up spilling that much water just using the bathroom for a piss while i was half asleep.
Yeah, how dare they try to blame you for flooding the hotel room you flooded!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-07-17 at 12:16 PM UTCFlat is brit-speak for apartment or apartment complex.
