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Posts by WE SMOOTH

  1. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stare rape Well, I'm officially reconsidering my recent life choices.

    That last bag of crystal caused instant and extreme amnesia, and tasted like straight lighter fluid. Now what if I would've shot that?

    Looks like I ought to stick to benzedrex and T-PAIN. Nothing good can come out of this.

    I'll engage you here. t Pain and benzedrex are horrible, try to find some Adderall or something. That's what I've been doing every couple months or so.

    But like 3 weeks ago I ended up buying about .8 of meth and it turned out to be some badass shit and/or I was non tolerant cause I did like 6 lines then was up for 2 days jackin off. I ended up eating some thruout the week in very small amounts then binging the next weekend too at which point I feel like I had at least .5 still left and I just threw it away except the biggest shard. Then last weekend I dug out that shard and snorted it. Man, I've been feeling like shit but it was awesome.

  2. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Two different chicks actually. Roommate's ex and then the other chick from drug court.

    I don't know what it is about just getting out of jail but I had the same experience. Currently in a fuckin dry spell because I'm doing right in life and have more money than ever.

    Did you fuck the both of them?
  3. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Spehctral, how does it feel to not get laid for 20+ yeahrs?
  4. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Beh nee veh dah.
  5. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I done did it.

    Lol LSD you're in savage mode since you came from jail.

    She texted you like "thanks for the burrito"

    Then you were all like "want to have sex even though you're my roommates ex on drug court?"
  6. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Fuckin' Chinese hoes way from a fuckin' foreign land, 88 Box mounted up on them ceiling fans.
  7. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala No and I was high when I watched it.

    I was gonna watch it tonight but now fuck it. I have been Upset!





    lately. Especially after I did meth on Friday, I be off for like 3-4 days these days whenever I do some (infrequent)


    So uh.. I wanted something to cheer me up. But this won't be it. JKK, I'm watching it.

    I'm upset!
  8. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung U dont make much more than that, douchebag.

    😂 i make more than myfather ever did.
  9. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala I hate you for making me watch this.

    Was it good?
  10. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I don't believe in medical devices cuz i watched a documentary on netflix. I would take random hormones and metals to prevent my jizz from being pewtent
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  12. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery

    Lol Uber guys be so pissed that they make $37 after taxes a day for driving their own car around.
  13. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery My flaccid penis is pretty long at the moment, fam.

    Lmao. Me too?
  14. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala Best thread

    This is one of my fav all time edm albums but it’s a slow slow build so get a good buzz and just let it happen…DON’T rush it :)


    This is some rare shit honestly I enjoy it so much.

    Originally posted by ohfralala Best thread

    This is one of my fav all time edm albums but it’s a slow slow build so get a good buzz and just let it happen…DON’T rush it :)


    This is really good lol it inspired me to do drugs tonight. It's the only thing I listened to because a girl posted it but now i might check out greenplastic's shit.



    2 replies. which is better?
  15. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    do you have a regular persons life now, fam?
  16. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I can never get past much more than $100 before I think 'i bet there's like $300 in here!' then go cash it in and be so disappointed.
  17. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    One time I googled one of my old coworkers and found out he punched a female parking meter attendant back when he lived in Chicago and made the news
  18. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    He be at Discount Tire.
  19. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Lmao CandyBooty you probably been talkin to that guy like 2 months and will bitterly hate him soon. I bet he's one of those guys that wears really tight knockoff Robin jeans and a small gold chain and stays up in the club looking bored, not saying a word, but still be fuckin hoes.
  20. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Yeah Bill Krozby, I know what its like to live with regret. Thanks for sharing.
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