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2018-09-29 at 9:28 PM UTC in cucked myself hardgreen plastic i wish u a good benzo sleep
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2018-09-29 at 4:24 AM UTC in cucked myself hardeverything was fake i knew it you'll never truly know someone in this life we live its cool though yeah that too be prepared to die karma never missed nobody ha ha if you reading hello goodbye
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2018-09-29 at 3:11 AM UTC in Hey DH bitches, good single man eBagger here, application for you lonely nigga femalesSpehctral is jeahlous.
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2018-09-28 at 3:39 AM UTC in opening up a tonkatsu restaurantThis nigga crazy LOL
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2018-09-28 at 3:38 AM UTC in opening up a tonkatsu restaurant
Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III I took some clonazolam yesterday and I was watching munchies on youtube and this one bitch had a video where she made tonkatsu. For those that don't know tonkatsu is that fried breaded pork that is in Japanese food like coco's.
There's this place called coco's that is really good and you can get that and it has curry sauce all over it and also whatever other vegetables you want, and you can choose the spiciness level from 0-10 and it gets spicy as fuck. Anyways there's always these ethnic food shops and people want authentic but the whole point of my restaurant will be that it's not authentic, we don't give a fuck about culture we just eat sushi with our bare hands and in two bites because it's good and we're high. Also I bet soaking the pork chops in sauerkraut brine for 24 hours instead of just salt brine would be dank as fuck although you'd probably have some mr.miyagi bastard come out and start telling you how you're disrespectful for making their food better. It's not my fault I make better food than your entire culture over thousands of years, sorry old man but that's the way of the world.
Anyways this place specializes in rice and tonkatsu and then other things like asparagus and mozzarella sticks. The house specialty will be tomato and asparagus curry on pork tonkatsu with onions on it as well, with all this thrown on top of rice and tons of curry sauce. It cost only a few bucks to make but I sell it for $13. Also we don't sell alcohol because alcohol is for faggots and talking really loudly is not permitted but smoking weed inside is permitted. We also sell caffeinated lemonade for $4.
This shit made me laugh, i love asian women too & know too much about asian shit despite not being a weeaboo -
2018-09-28 at 3:34 AM UTC in cucked myself hard
Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III I cucked myself hard gents. 5 years down the drain, 5 years of lying to myself and allowing myself to be lied to, 5 years of drug abuse. 5 years of failing out of school and 5 years of losing all your friends because you're too skinny and twitchy and weird. 5 years of trying to do what I thought I was supposed to. 5 years of shit and trash and abuse. 5 years of proving to myself I'm not fit, don't have the skills to interact in a meaningful way.
But now I have a new start.
You're a cool dude -
2018-09-28 at 12:36 AM UTC in bored as shit from mid night awakeningMy life is as boring as above with probably less money. I don't mind dying
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2018-09-27 at 1:07 PM UTC in bored as shit from mid night awakeningBill Krozby
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2018-09-27 at 1:02 PM UTC in getting marriedThere's no need to be a pedo.
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2018-09-26 at 1:05 AM UTC in Finding Malice, documentaryDoes anyone know his name? I heard rumors that it is Heriberto Alonzo. I would like to film a documentary tracking him down, interviewing family and shit like that
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2018-09-26 at 1:04 AM UTC in THE PLOT THICKENS
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2018-09-26 at 12:34 AM UTC in Hey DH bitches, good single man eBagger here, application for you lonely nigga femaleseBagger, are you really gonna be a provider?
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2018-09-25 at 3:44 PM UTC in Bitches be all up on muh dickOh fraw law lays down. Mmq creeps up, sucking a nipple.
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2018-09-25 at 3:42 PM UTC in getting marriedI be slanging meat too
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2018-09-25 at 12:15 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by CASPER I clearly meant this for TRT
I flew the bitch to France two times and now she on one
She and her friends sneakin sips of my juice they all dumb
I'm bout my cheese, stacking real fresh cheddar mozzarella
See my jedi goons do work both ways Mossad or jerry heller
My bay niggas say I'm hella testy, I got a ric flair for dramatics
Niggas talkn woo get chopped n screwed tied in the attic
You test me, the best me might just bitch slap you n let you up
Worst me shoves ya testes down ya throat with lips stapled shut
Dion sanders prance
Lululemon lycra pants
alliGAYtor loafers with with the Hanes valu-pack beefy t
Playground lasagna
Hebophilic Hephaestus
Only serve the bestest
Cream n lobster ravioli Ollie
Rollie pollies couldn't hold me
Freezing competitors
Only bar tabs for the regulars
Either you is or u ain't.
Froze up 2 karats every orifice
Call me Jonny twinkle taint
We out chea.
It's amazing that riff raff made a career out of being….whatever he is,
Casper do you have Japanese jeans? -
2018-09-25 at 4:15 AM UTC in Why are blowjobs cheaper than a pussy fuck?
Originally posted by HTS Blow jobs aren't real sex so like it doesn't count. Tell your bro you got head from a girl and tell him you fucked a girl, see which one people think is more praiseworthy. A blowjob isn't a sexual conquest. Social pressure is on dudes to get laid, not get head. So pussy costs extra. Plus, like, STDs/babies and it's easier to separate a blowjob from intimacy. IDK
Actually, I think getting brain so good college comes to mind, getting the neck and nothing more, wanting only top, getting neck till you pass out, etc is pretty popular -
2018-09-25 at 4:07 AM UTC in AATN: You Fat Fucks
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2018-09-25 at 4:01 AM UTC in NiS World Championship Title - Free Pay Per View Fight - Bologna Nacho vs eBaggereBEGGER!! He loved 3pac. How you back shitposting so soon??
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2018-09-25 at 3:56 AM UTC in The last time you did bundy.My last time I was like 22 years old. I had just quit a job and I was like "damn, what I'm gonna do."
Took a pack of Coricidin. Felt metallic and shitty. Laid down with my head in a pillow seeing spirals and portals but it was a cheap B-movie experience. Thought "this is gay."
The only fun is *sploo voice* plateau sigma. But that's so fucked up to do to yourself. I remember being on sigma some years ago when a neighbor came over. He looked at me as he lit a blunt of schwag, and I was like "it don't even have to much be explained"
What was your last time doing that bundy like? -
2018-09-25 at 3:55 AM UTC in Thread serious about the fact that you are not feeling greatLol Acter is off that bundy
