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2018-11-13 at 1:36 PM UTC in Should we embrace our grief?I be grieving until I'm done then I'm really done with it. Takes however long it takes.
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2018-11-13 at 1:32 PM UTC in Random ThoughtsLJ's kids probably be bad as shit lol. Clothes and shit all over their room. Having sex at age 12. Smoking Newports. Etc.
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2018-11-13 at 1:31 PM UTC in Buying floor seats to a preseason NBA game just to show offJust to say you're living the following:
Used to watch from the nosebleeds now I got flo' seats
I used to catch rides now it's foreign fo' seats -
2018-11-13 at 1:22 PM UTC in is it time to boycott healthcare???I have a personal theory that GP doctors will be exposed for not knowing anything in a few generations.
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2018-11-13 at 3:05 AM UTC in Got some head tonight & it was outstandingDoug realizes these hoes ain't shit but i don't think he thinks about it too hard to where it hurts his soul
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2018-11-13 at 2:53 AM UTC in The real reason why §m£ÂgØL hitchhikes everywhereIt would be funny if that nigga §m£ÂgØL only hitchhiked one short leg of the trip but I choose to believe he didn't
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2018-11-13 at 2:45 AM UTC in I can only find a semblance of stability through females
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2018-11-13 at 2:42 AM UTC in Man I am the very definition of "nigga rich"My money be making me dance.. I don't make that much but it's really good to me.
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2018-11-13 at 2:38 AM UTC in I can only find a semblance of stability through femalesTRYNA HIDE FROM THE CAMRA..
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2018-11-13 at 1:57 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
This song is so good lol -
2018-11-12 at 1:57 PM UTC in Target is a "Bulls Eye" for shit
Originally posted by GGG My Walmart had a shooting once and they covered one of the bullet holes with duct tape.
At the Target by me they give out wine and cheese samples in the deli
They're less than a ten min drive apart. Target is always comfortable to walk around in. Walmart has RV campers and is packed tighter than baby booty.
Damn stop tempting me I stopped going to Target cause I would just go when I felt sad and buy shit.
Just realized I have like 4 Targets within a 13 min drive from me. -
2018-11-12 at 1:11 PM UTC in Target is a "Bulls Eye" for shitWhen I was in a relationship my bitch refused to go to Walmart, we'd be getting fake organic method brand cleaning products for $6 which were just water with a drop of eucalyptus oil in it or something.
I'm woke now, supporting Walmart.
However there is a HIGH level of milfage at your average Target. -
2018-11-12 at 12:59 PM UTC in Users you would do
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2018-11-12 at 12:57 PM UTC in Users you would do
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2018-11-11 at 11:22 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionI ain't got no manners for no slut............. IMA PUT MY THUMB IN HER BUTT!
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2018-11-11 at 11:16 PM UTC in Got some head tonight & it was outstanding
Originally posted by Bill Krozby funny story, i met some girl online that kept saying over and ovear (she hit me up first) that she would not fuck me but just wanted to come over and take a nap before she went to work, and I told her sure bring me a chicken mcmuffin.
I started falling asleep (this was like 8 in the morning and had been up all night) and she started bitching about how she wanted to have sex and I told her to leave.
A week later I asked to hang out and went to her place and again she was all over my dick, dick riding.. I went along with it and fucked her and she went to the shower afterwards and i thought id be funny and scare her like "psycho" style and she did scream and told me to leave because she's trying to wash the shame off her because she's cheating on her husband.
I told I'm not fucking leaving and watched tv on her couch until i was ready to go. what a bitch
LOL Doug you're whylin.. you scared a bitch psycho style on the 2nd date after some sex HAH! -
2018-11-11 at 6:54 PM UTC in Got some head tonight & it was outstanding
Originally posted by Sudo I got head last night and it was really good but I didn't come and then I washed my dick in a pizza shop bathroom and went and hung out with my gf and fucked her and came. I think it's a psychological thing because I've had trouble coming while cheating before too but all this could be avoided if my gf just gave better head.
Lol the one time I cheated in life my shit went limp then the chick rubbed my back saying 'you feel guilty? You're a good person etc'
It was comforting then we went to eat and my chick called me while I was eating a shrimp po boy.
Thank god I got my own now feel that I'm not wrong now tryna find my soul now got me a new pole now got me a new hoe now etc. -
2018-11-11 at 6:20 PM UTC in Users you would do
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2018-11-11 at 6:25 AM UTC in Google's logo this morning and what I thought it was...one thing i really love is makin love to the pussy.
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2018-11-11 at 6:20 AM UTC in Google's logo this morning and what I thought it was...I just jizzed.