Posts by WE SMOOTH

1. 2018-11-11 at 6:19 AM UTC in I wanna wear a suit and smoke cigarettes moodily in a classy bar while listening to 60s jazz
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   I sneak hits from a Juul while I be in the jazz club. I'm not wearing a suit, but a cardigan. Feels good man.
2. 2018-11-11 at 5:39 AM UTC in Got some head tonight & it was outstanding
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   They was hatin on me then and they hatin now
   They was playin with me then but they waitin now
   Used to sleep inside a den I got acres now
   I was fightin niggas then but I'm sprayin now.
3. 2018-11-10 at 9:42 PM UTC in the fall of AFI
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   AFI! LOL
4. 2018-11-10 at 9:11 PM UTC in Users you would do
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   I'd clap CandyBootys cheeks so hard I'd leave the room smelling like the seattle fish market
5. 2018-11-10 at 9:09 PM UTC in if you pretend to be a girl on the internet
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Archer513 Blue cheese,mushrooms and grilled onions on a fat steak…mmmmmmmm

   
   I met a girl who always smells like Philly cheese steak but I like those
6. 2018-11-10 at 9:08 PM UTC in if you pretend to be a girl on the internet
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   I wonder if Rliizzzzooo is still drinking wine in the park.
7. 2018-11-09 at 2:51 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Hold on
   I'm out that North, my niggas out the South
   When I get, that's how you know to put the spot, lil' bitch, yeah
   Fuck you in your booty then I kick you out
   That slime shit, that rhyme shit, I blow a nigga down
   Straight out the cell, bitch I'm out my mind
   I got a million for every nigga want a slice of mine
   And all my niggas keep them pistols, we ain't wasting time
   These niggas, around my set and then these niggas dyin'
   Now look here
   Ready for Glizzy to go back to Jefe 2, wait
   Probably on that Law 3, but shit, nigga what up
   I'm thuggin' in this bitch and I'ma cut up
   And when it's steppin' we gon', a nigga the fuck up, believe that
   Meezy, what it is lil' bitch?
   You heard me, I'm waitin' on Glizzy, Glizzy be gettin' too high
   Man I'm just coolin', I'm waitin' on him, you heard me?
8. 2018-11-09 at 1:51 AM UTC in Vaping is such an ingenious drug delivery method
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III Even though I quit meth, the methjuul was the dankest shit ever

   
   Explain...
9. 2018-11-09 at 1:44 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Today is adderall, kpins jameson and weed. I control it.
10. 2018-11-08 at 3:32 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Upgrade my doses with the meds
11. 2018-11-07 at 5:12 AM UTC in adblocker crashed on my browser
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Shit, i was gonna cancel my premium YouTube/gpm for spotify but no way now
12. 2018-11-07 at 4:56 AM UTC in Makeup sex
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ohfralala You gonna fall in love. It’s in the air.

    
    BITCH YOU GUESSED IT!
    
    
13. 2018-11-07 at 4:53 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Ghost Meth houses with all dudes are always the same there's always some stupid drama involving groups of people and everyone working against each other and ALWAYS some geeked out white dude in the back just freestyle rapping about meth while all of this is going on.

    
    Years ago, I had this 30 year old white dude play his mixtape for me in his room while coming down hard waiting on dude to return with our dope. I had to walk past his extremely disappointed father in an armchair in the living room to get to his room. I said hi trying to act normal but that nigga knew his son would only be hanging with another fuckin burnout.
    
    The dude next to me was showing me porn of like.. below average chicks on his phone.
    
    
    Anyway, this mixtape was so bad. He actually had great lo-fi beats but so many talking interludes and horrible bars and flow.
14. 2018-11-07 at 12:54 AM UTC in Makeup sex
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Bout to go on a date i am off a klonopin I'm gonna get weird & see how it goes.
15. 2018-11-06 at 1:42 PM UTC in hey guys, I need a 305 V6
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Pawlecat
16. 2018-11-06 at 1:41 PM UTC in Makeup sex
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Oh hey fraw law!
17. 2018-11-06 at 1:41 PM UTC in Makeup sex
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ohfralala I don’t blame you boo. She did a number on you.

    
    I'm fuckin these hoes and putting them on call block now.
18. 2018-11-06 at 2:04 AM UTC in Makeup sex
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ohfralala All that’s good except for the very last sentence.

    
    I'm never claiming one of you evil creatures again
    
    Sorry mama
19. 2018-11-05 at 12:49 PM UTC in Makeup sex
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    My ex would do that. I'd be holding her hair tightly twisted up in my hand forcing her to choke on my dick, then raise her up off it so she could gasp for air with spit all over her mouth then force her head back down. Might take a break and grab her thighs so hard they bruised and bottom out in the pussy once or twice with her panties to the side before taking it out and putting it back in her throat.
    
    My feelings would be really hurting the whole time.
20. 2018-11-05 at 12:43 PM UTC in The best alts I ever made
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Mythighslookslikethenightsky6969 was my favorite. Now I can't go to town... Great