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Posts by WE SMOOTH

  1. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Nope. Shower only
  2. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    i did spurt in her just a little bit last time though. WHOOPS!
  3. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    i think i already replied to this thread but last night, as i lay there, drunk & smoking a bowl, i realized that i'm way happier alone than with someone that i don't really really like a lot. and while the girl i'm seeing right now is pretty cool i don't really want a relationship with her due to some traits i can already see in her.. even though i might be making it seem that way. i'm gonna get real honest on date #5 and she'll be convinced to want to stop seeing me then i'll have a clear conscience. i don't get guys that want to hit it and quit it once, i don't really like the sex much until the 2nd or 3rd time. is that just a stereotype? do people really mean hit it 2-5 times then quit it?
  4. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ By thst I mean I got knocked the fuck out.

    At the bar. Winning at the tables. For whatever reason talked shit to a guy thst was talking shit to me, and I told him

    Literally told him CASH ME OUSSIDE

    and said what's up yiu wanna fight fight me in the lot, not in here

    I wanted to fight him like I man

    But he sucker punched me and layed me out then pounded on me when I was laying there. My nose and ears hurt

    Fucking bitch.

    mmq, are you going thru a bar fighting phase right now? switch back to trying to get drunk women to slobber on your cock.
  5. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Folks, please entertain this question in a macro sense, as well as a micro one.

    Hell yeah.
  6. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Meth but fuck that shit

    Marijuana but fuck that shit

    MDMA & Acid.
  7. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano I think I thought for the first time in my life how awkward it must feel someone to hear their genitals getting talked about all the time.
    Like, if you'd have said "God I bet you got a devilish dick" to me, I don't know how I would respond to that.

    That's fucking weird, all of this is fucking weird.

    I do have a devilish dick..
  8. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I candyflipped yesterday and felt really close to everyone I spoke with but now that shit has gone away lol
  9. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Greatest weekend ever man.
  10. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I fw you CandyBooty
  11. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 🐿 What if they have shitty shoes and they know it? Then it'll be awkward cause then youll be a dick.

    God I bet you have some devilish pussy.
  12. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I know that dude..
  13. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I keep losing my 2nd juul and its pissing me off there's a full pod in a juul somewhere here probably fuck
  14. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III i cry literally every single day multiple times a day, although its lessening now that that its been over a month (holy shit thats a long time) since i did meth and opiates and stuff. its only like a few shorts bursts a day now.

    LEAVE ME TO BLEED I KNOW i got you on yoh86
  15. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein 5 Golden Rings!
    4 Hummingbirds
    3 French Hens
    2 Turtle Doves
    🕊
    And a Partridge in a pear treeee

    🎄

    But a real random thought.. I never really thought about it before but I’m really glad that I had parents who named me something that’s not crazy
    So last night at a hockey game I went to.. my friend works for a dealership that sponsors the team and they had a hospitality room where they had a lot of goodies ya kno food and drink and all of my friends coworkers and boss were there and I felt kinda nervous and put on the spot as we came in the room
    They were all there and they came up to us to shake my hand they were like What’s your name?!
    I’m like Tara! Enthusiasticly lol
    They said, ohh Tara! Hi!
    And for the first time in my life I thought to myself.. I really like my name .. idk why it happened as an epiphany last night but it did…
    I wonder if my two older sisters
    (Brandi & Traci ) have ever had that thought..
    I’m gonna call them and ask…

    Tara is such a better name than Brandi or Traci lol. But mostly Brandi it's better than.
  16. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cupocheer Smooth,that'd be "you've gots swag"….

    Thanks for calling me Smooth lol
  17. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Item 9 doubt it…hell, ain't even jacked off to myself

    LOL the fuck are you on acter.
  18. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra amazon started a bidding war among cities and states over where they were going to build their new headquarters, eventually settling on Arlington and Long Island. Both offered around $1.5 billion in tax cuts, employment incentives, free property etc.

    special mention to Chicago for offering to allow Amazon to keep it's employees income tax instead of paying it to the state.

    how is this legal? it's literally the epitome of unfair advantage afforded to a company by the state.

    LOL
  19. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I took 170 mg of MDMA last night and had an awesome time. Now I know I shouldn't but I have 100 mg of MDA and I want to take it tonight and go back to the same club. I know it's gonna be shitty but i think I'm still going to do it.
  20. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Chinese supercomputerz
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