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Posts by WE SMOOTH

  1. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RestStop I usually just ask people if they "wanna go fast?" Usually by repeating it again they get the metaphor but I suppose it's really not a metaphor is it?

    Them niggas on Craigslist with the extra fast sk8s do be goin hard.
  2. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III i called it sujeong…korean word for crystal

    no fanboy but you're the hardest nigga ever.
  3. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Narc You're drunk

    ..again



    .

    I'm drunk..
  4. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Relax. It would be boring without games so play & enjoy them.

    Pretty sure guys play just as many games. ☺️

    When you have an inflated sense of self worth like I do (which rapidly cycles with self-hatred) you don't be having time for it.

    But sometimes you do, then you're like damn, they got me again!!
  5. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I think the other night they were outside my door with a SWAT team but at the last minute the sarge went over the radio and said "abort, abort!!!"
  6. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I feel like when I was young I'd feel pride from "beating the drugs/addiction" but I was actually super addicted. When I do meth nowadays I can feel it in my fucking bones, and see myself getting older in the face in the mirror. If I never stopped in my mid twenties I bet I'd be looking like shit already.
  7. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Sludo
  8. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    got no lady cause these bitches never like to listen, gettin bread every day i graduated from biscuits
  9. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    It can be fun. I really just be stressin myself on all that shit, thats all I really be doin..
  10. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I wouldn't mind some crack right now. It has such a bad stigma, also I've seen really fucked up crackheads! I don't recouperate from drugs as well in my later 20s either
  11. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I used to smoke crack when I was 18. I'd mix it with Xanax or Klonopin and that would make it to where I could run out of it and already be chill with it.

    Meth is that god tier drug that is now shit to me, it's only fun if you can do it all the time and have no responsibility (which destroys your life).

    Past few times I did it I'd do it Friday during/after work, then spend Saturday all paranoid and shit, get some sleep then just be depressed as fuck Sunday & Monday. If I have any at all in the house I just can't resist it. Also can't get a boner on that shit to save my life but gain the ability to smooth talk women.
  12. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    What if I buy this grill and then I get clowned one day in public and am embarrassed to wear it from then on?

    Of course that won't happen! People don't say shit to someone with a bottom grill!!
  13. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I have a sneaking suspicion that if I invest $400 in 10 golds on the bottom row of my teeth they will change their tune.
  14. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I'm talking more like me having to convince them I don't want to have sex only to get them to trust me to cuddle then reach for my shit. Giving me their phone number just to never answer the first/last text message. Etc. You may say it's a personal problem. It probably is.
  15. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Mewsik what kind of games do women play with you?

    All of them?
  16. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Those are good.
  17. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    It feels okay to me at the time it's just the after effects I got stalagmites in my nose.
  18. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Lol I be like this too not really sure if I'm playing games or not.
  19. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Everytime a woman AIN'T playing games, I just feel like I got better at playing the games and am ready to level up
  20. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost You can just snort it then lol

    That's really bad for your nose fam. I fucked up my nose 5 Christmases ago..
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