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Posts by WE SMOOTH

  1. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I've only eaten ass in a long term relationship. Why? Asian assholes are sexy. And I ran out of stuff to do.
  2. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Damn, nigga, I'm so well prepared for these games.
  3. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I wonder if Hydramawrphawne is really sick at all
  4. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Mash that's racist.
  5. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Probably going back to the hospital… I knew I had a fever day one of getting home, then again yesterday, but I just confirmed it with the thermometer 102.7. I really think that hospital I was at dropped the ball in releasing me. I'd had fevers prior to being admitted. Oh well… I should just eat Tylenol and curl up in a ball and die. God, do I feel like shit.

    Hydraw, stay safe. dang
  6. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -mal- Haha. My weed slave of an ex boyfriend would repeatedly hide stuff from himself while blacked out and not be able to find it when people made the trip all the way over.

    Doug.
  7. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    The Chinese are gonna use all of their backdoors to completely fuck our military then deploy 50 million AI supersoldiers & drones to institute martial law in all of our major cities.
  8. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Not too bad, I'm enjoying myself in life. I'm a bit pissed cause I ate at a nice restaurant on Wednesday and the slaw made me sick. I think I got e.coli.
  9. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Sudo...
  10. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Lol tha shit goes down every winter but niggas think it's the president. Filled up for like 1.92 the other day feels good man.
  11. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ughhu Drug induced infertility? You can still fuck with a limp dick just not super rewarding. I remember the days of cocaine and alcohol sex. Everything’s going good then bam your just slamin your wet noodle against her thighs.

    With coke, you want to make love with a pito grande, metamfetamina, you want to make love with pito chiquito.
  12. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Oh, benny vada has a small penis
  13. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist I have no problem getting away from problematic friends. I do the slow fade. Then poof, their gone.

    I’d like to think I don’t haven’t had problematic friends, but I have before. I haven’t had to deal with that for awhile now.

    I do the slow fade with everyone, good people too! Oh yea!
  14. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by GGG How much do you smoke?

    Currently about 3 grams a week.
  15. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I'm so addicted to it but it kinda makes me socially awkward I have stopped smoking it anything else but alone mostly now.
  16. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    its just me and her cause we see eye 2 eye
  17. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    4-fa is pretty shitty compared to TECH
  18. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    .. sludo*
  19. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    OH FRAW LAW..
  20. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost I was playing city skylines and I made a pillow fort around the computer and it had a sign that said "NO THOTS ALLOWED"

    Lol you be rubbing Twist's ass in the bed! HAHAH!!
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