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Posts by WE SMOOTH

  1. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I'm taking a shit and smells like Hershey's Mint Chocolate.
  2. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    He's like "oooh,"
  3. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    RestStop is the white YBN Almighty Jay.
  4. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I love drinking like 3-4 shots of whiskey at night at home and getting beer goggles when I look in the mirror. Damn, he sexy!!
  5. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano I don't want to have sex with you ohfralala. I'm losing weight becouse I want to attract small girls. Not small children.

    Small. Girls. That are thin. Small and thin. And adorable.

    I don't want to see an ounce of fat (that doesn't increase attractiveness in some way) on my significant other. I hate the fat that is on me, and I am taking responsibility for getting rid of it by all means possible.
    I don't care if girls are sexy/hot unless it's a bonus. I want them to be adorable & pretty, and gorgeous.

    Hot is not gorgeous, nor is sexy. There was this adorable small part-latina girl who had a crush on me in the seventh grade, but I was too shy to flirt with her C:
    She's married to a military guy in Texas now, but she posted a picture on Facebook a while ago with the capture "I still cute" or something. She's like 4'11 or and SHE IS SO ADORABLE!

    Do you think oh fraw law's puckering butthole would stink up the room if you were to hit it from the back?
  6. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    thought she was a keeper but my mans hit her.


    *shoots down old man at chick fil a*
  7. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I WANT TO BUTTFUCK OH FRAW LAW!!
  8. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Everyone wants a piece of oh fraw law.
  9. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    He says he was having gay sex for dilaudid in one of the videos
  10. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Jeez Roshambos life really sucks lol. Really made a video about vaping on 1 mg ativan. How is he always in rehab?
  11. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Bill keeps hitting that duster and he wrecked his Trans Am outside Goldsboro
  12. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jυicebox There are few things in life nicer than nodding out while watching a snowstorm outside

    Jluicebox...
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  14. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Lol when u realize you've been watching roshambos weird ass videos for an hour
  15. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost It's also true here's a video of him wearing lipstick. He goes by 'suzy' now


    Damm this is fucked up lol
  16. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I got a plateau sigma goin on! Here we go.
  17. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Just got done cuddlin'.
  18. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jυicebox Be thankful

    It's better to be truly alone than waking up next to someone whose bills you pay yet still feeling alone

    Even if you're not paying their bills, feeling trapped with someone you don't feel all that for isn't too great
  19. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    straight out that north livin lavish my youngin never had a daddy he'll let a bitch have it
  20. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I'm well aware it's cuffing season. I put the stroke down on a slammer and now she wanna handcuff me.
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