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Posts That Were Thanked by A College Professor

  1. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
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  2. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The kicker was, once Jeff finally did show up, he only made one post: "Oh, I enabled my WYSIWYG editor and I can post now!", which was directly after a post I made in the very same thread using his own spare administrator EnigmA account he hadn't used for years. He never even noticed my post on his own account, and then took off again for weeks.

    This must be where Lanny gets his inspiration, wow he's like a modern day Jeff Hunter. We are truly reliving the golden age of totse

    Originally posted by A College Professor tHAT'S hilarious, imagine guys if you did that to lil sporty it would probably go the same way he would pop on one day like HEY GUYS IM DRUNK AGAIN and then dissapear for a month while you were cleaning up the forum the whole time making it into a better place but he never even notices

    He will check in once every 6 month to post a selfie of him and fralala drinking cocktails in a hot tub LIVING THEIR BEST LIFE

    THE PREDICTIONS ARE COMING TRUE

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  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    been watching the twilight zone huh
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  4. Technologist victim of incest
    This is da bomb💣

    Just listen to this, it is fabulous, and I don’t say that too often.

    Good shit mane!!!!!

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  5. Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo SpectraL you have never hacked shit

    I'm the only Totse member who was able to hack himself from being a Regular right onto the Mod Team overnight. I appointed myself as mod of Bitch & Moan with Metaphyscist as my co-mod. Meta showed up in the morning and was shocked to find out I was his new co-mod. Then he started yelling and getting all upset, because he couldn't remove me. Zok couldn't remove me either. Only Jeff himself could remove me, and Jeff was an absent dictator and hadn't been around for months. Then I started punting kidiots and spammers, which outraged Metaphyscist even more. Then I hard-deleted the entire Half Baked forum, which made them explode in fury and anger and hopelessness. It really was the hack of the century.
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  6. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Plus I was a good looking kid though.

    I hacked your account on Totse, because you had abandoned it. You let the e-mail you used to register expire, so I recreated the email account and then reset the password on your Totse2001 account and gave it to a new user who couldn't register because Jeff took down registration for almost a year.
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  7. Originally posted by A College Professor you and me might cuss, but we have macho things that happen in our lives that justify those crude exclamations. personally i think you should try not to cuss around women

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  8. frala Avant garde shartist
    Pfft. Cash money is an army. Better yet a navy.
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  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I can fuck yo girl and make her nut for me and slut for me and kill for me and steal for me and of course it'll be your cash, then I'll murder that bitch and send her body back to your ass

    Lil Wayne was a monster from 06-09 before he turned into a fart sniffing tranny
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  10. Nile bump
    You should get a decent escort and fuck her in the basement.
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  11. Donald Trump Black Hole
    I learned to use visualisation exercises to deal with it.

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  12. blaster master victim of incest
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  13. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]




    Obama and Biden showed up. and said this "So what if we're here. Who's going to believe you idiots?"

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  14. Nile bump
    Making enough money selling bongs to eat drink and be merry.

    And for a return of general sanity.

    Bongs might work out.

    My sanity? I'm tryna Keep steady but am getting constantly fucked with by Shady forces. I'll be fine.

    I shouldn't have snorted that strange powder 3 days (?) Ago.
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  15. The server I play on is having a turf war between Koreans and Russians.

    Koreans are all mass clan, big walled off base on top of a hill roof camping, taking heli and shooting anyone not on their team. They speak no English and just want to 360 noscope you with their m2

    The Russians are chill they don't kill nakeds or people farming scrap. If they do shoot you all you gotta say is "FUCK THOSE KOREANS MAN!!!" so they know you are white and they will pick you up.

    The russian controlled area is chill they all ride around on horses playing funny music on piano and guitar. They seem like fine chaps. The Koreans just run around monuments CHING CHONG CHANG POW POW POW I SHOOT YOU KEKEKEKEKEKE, fuck them.

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  16. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    i want to end up with a light skinned mexican chick i can pop pills and get fat with
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  17. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked April on the warpath early

    Wtf? I’m a delicate flower?
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  18. That's pretty racist to make him uglier
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  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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