Originally posted by Lanny
Two threads in one day whewwee!
But fuck y’all thanksgiving is my jam. No one is trying to sell you anything, you just gotta eat and drink and show some gratitude and that’s a good holiday in my book.
And you know I know not all of us have a family situation where you can do the traditional thanksgiving thing but you can still get drunk and be grateful about something. You don’t have to shout it from the roof tops but just take a moment to enjoy those few things on this gay ass planet that make you smile.
You look different.
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Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo
Why do people who don't live in the US have such strong opinions about US politics? They cower behind the "US politics affects everyone!" excuse but they actually have no clue whatsoever how the US and their own country's politics substantively relate at all.
Why do people living in the US have such strong opinions about opinions of people not living in the US. They cower behind the "Peoples opinion of our politics affects us!" excuse but they actually have no clue whatsoever what the human experience is like in other countries and how that relates to their opinion of the US
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Originally posted by Donald Trump
What if there are endangered frogs hibernating under the landslides?
Did you do an environmental impact statement on joining the two sides of this river together?
"Well we paid a guy for the report. He went to a community college for biologogy or something but he keeps delaying the report knowing that each day the project is on hold costs us an arm and leg as he does his "study". "
"Ask him how much he wants and get him a hooker, I said cheap, desperate and not too smart, 2 out of 3 but that last part is what cost us"
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Originally posted by A College Professor
guys we cant just build the roads back, what gives us the right to alter the landscape like that. welp i guess we just have to check everyones vaxeen passports because theres no roads now
What if there are endangered frogs hibernating under the landslides?
Did you do an environmental impact statement on joining the two sides of this river together again?
OUT OF OFFICE: I WILL BE IN SWITZERLAND ON THE ENVIRONMENTAL CO2 WORKING GROUP FROM NOVEMBER 2021 TO DECEMBER 2024. IN MY ABSENCE PLEASE WAIT FOR MY REPLY WHICH IS SCHEDULED SOMETIME IN MID 2025.
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Originally posted by A College Professor
my family said dont bother coming to visit this year without youre vaxeen ( and notarized documentation of it ) becuase they "aren't trying to die this holiday season". they told me i should see if "youre hero Donald Trump" wants to have thanksgiving with me
I'd have thanksgiving with you any day.
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Sorry, but truth is it's really cold in Washington DC this time of year, so I called for a postponment of the coup. Maybe me and Joe can work out a time share scheme, he can be president from September to May, and I'll be president for the summer months. This would really help us synergise, his reptilian cold blood with my love of good weather, sunshine, and golf.
Anyway, busy right now, lovely warm weather in Mar a Lago, love yas lots.
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Originally posted by Wariat
isnt it crazy star trek how its usually the countries you never would suspect. the small popolous nations or rleatively unknown like mexico or italy with the biggest cartels and amfias running the world secretly?
Ruling the world = organised crime? Yeah, cos the Anglos and jedis are busy running their banks and evil social media and technology firms, the Germans and Japanese are busy running their industrial companies, the Chinese and Javanese are busy running sweatshops and the Saudis and Russian are busy draining their oil wells. So someone has to provide the loansharking and the people trafficking and the protection rackets, so why not the original Romans - The Roman Empire, the original mafioso. If you pissed them off they'd arrive in force, about a thousand of them, 4' tall, mean little fuckers, with their blunt little bronze swords, and they'd stab you to death. Imagine killing someone with a bronze sword about the same size but way blunter than a bread knife. They stabbed as well, since those little bronze swords they used (gladiuses) were almost useless in slashing movements.
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I'm thinking of making a choose your own adventure thread where you are one of the Joe Bidens, I pose a question (ie. how do you solve soaring oil prices) then predict what would happen on that course of action and go from there with more questions/choices
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