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2021-12-24 at 10:09 PM UTC in ❄️Free Christmas Card NFT's 10 Available to give away! Claim today - happy holidays🎄FUCK OPEN SEA
*update*
okay open sea.io used to let you transfer between accounts for free but I think they changed it for christmas and I DIDNT EVEN WANT TO MINT WITH THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE but they are the only one that allows ghetto batch minting. NFTs are fucked im losing faith in them im sorry bros I let you all down
to make it up I am releasing the GLB file for free. My apoligies lmao
trust me this is just a hurdle we will use the lessons of jeffery humter to make NFTs the beacon of man kind
https://files.catbox.moe/qskw8n.glb
https://opensea.io/assets/0x495f947276749ce646f68ac8c248420045cb7b5e/92361987246126743518262879048655234079580064387299463756989936843645484269569The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-12-24 at 5:31 PM UTC in Turning my 2 bedroom apartment into an efficiency.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-12-24 at 1:38 PM UTC in So I’m going on a coffee date with a Eurasian this afternoonshe gonna boonk your dog nigga
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2021-12-23 at 10:21 PM UTC in Have you ever been beat up by a negro?I've told this story before. I was probably 17 or so and visiting a friend in Kansas City when there was a problem with my gal back in St. Louis that I felt needed me to go back home to rectify. I decided to hitchhike back home in the dark.
Just a little east of Kansas City I got offered a ride by two black guys in a Mustang. I hesitated until they told me they could take me most of the way home. Instead, they took the next exit into an abandoned industrial section of town. I asked them where they were going as we crossed over the highway but got no answer. As they attempted to make the first right, I pushed the passenger into the dash and reached for the door handle. I tumbled out of the moving vehicle clasping my backpack to my chest as I rolled. I got on my feet and ran as fast as my cowboy boots would take me. I heard footsteps pounding behind me and then a "riiiiipppp".
He quit following me finally and I escaped. I hid on the side of the road for well over a half hour before resuming hitchhiking. I arrived at my girlfriend's house at dawn.
When I took off my jacket...it no longer had a collar.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-12-23 at 9:48 PM UTC in Anyone want to make illegal ID cards?*Cybercrimes Special Agent Andre Cicero enters thread*The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-12-23 at 4:11 PM UTC in HAARP ISN"T A WHETHER CONTROL SYSTEM lol okay liptardsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-12-22 at 5:32 AM UTC in Design a battlebot/robot warrior
BUTT MACHINE . FOUR DIFFERENT BUTT TYPES AND INFINITE FECES AMMO .The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-12-20 at 4:37 AM UTC in I think I lost my Health InsuranceIf y'all are paying for people's drugs imma slide inThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-12-20 at 1:46 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionHere's an actu true story that just happened to me:
I got a friend request from some bitch whos location said a town about an hour and a half away, she messaged me and I accused her of bein a scammer because I didn't kno her, then she kept messaging me all day then started talking dirty and tried to video chat and I accepted then closed my screen and the girl looked semi legit although kinda choppy video quality. Anyway she was doing ho shit and asked for a dickpick so I sent, then she asked for my number so I gave the number of a burner I had, then a copy and pasted message came thru trying to blackmail me with a lone picture of my girthy cock so I blocked them, then they messaged the burner phone so I took another picture of my cock and sent it to them, then they sent weird messages telling me to "calm down and answer their questions" so I sent them another picture of my cock, which was less solid by now. Then I blocked them from that phone and I haven't heard anything since.
Tbh I kinda knew it was a scam for a Lotta reasons but I was bored and like sending people dickpics. I also am a bit of an attention whore sometimes and I had a boring day so I'm just glad someone took an interest in pictures of my penisThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-12-19 at 10:20 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2021-12-19 at 7:33 PM UTC in WWII Photos my grandpa took that I just happened to find.And Yes, Green Plastic and I are both from the same town.
He is even living in San Diego which my Parents lived in.
I think he was a neighbor down the street but then he stated he lived in Rivertown (A district of Downtown Antioch.. was once a lovely town until the Government decided to give vouchers for rent up to 3000 dollars.. Murder rate went from 0-1 a year to 15 a year)
beautiful city ascetically. a nice state park for hiking. but a shitload of drive-by killings and crazy motha fuckas just walking into peoples houses and taking their shit after pistol-whipping people. or just walking in and shooting parents in front of their kids. sometimes the kids too.
they nicknamed it Little Oakland, The Yock. Fun Fact: The King of Horror Film Scores Carmen Dragon who is the father of Captain from Captain and Tineal (Daryle Dragon) as well . Other Notable people as well is White (White Hispanic?) Rapper "Woodie" (RIP) is from there. The famous Mitchell Brothers of the famed Strip Club O'Farrell Night club grew up there and of course, Wariats Hero Phillip Garrido (Kidnapped Jaycee Dugard ) are all from Antioch.
it's a small town (or was) of 40k now 110k. second-largest county expansion of home building next to Orange County between the late 90s and early 2k.
When we moved there it was still full of Orchards and side roads next to cornfields. how quickly it destroyed farmland.
This is why I want to move back into the boonies. go shopping once a week and grow my own veggies.
Fuck Californias over population. however, if you need to expand. Build up, not out. Cities should just build better infrastructures and stop destroying farm land. which is why Im moving to the desert and buying a shitload of acres so I don't have to be sitting face to face at breakfast with a neighbor staring back at me. nothing wrong with it in the city on a condo sundeck but umm no. Im old and hate traffic now.
gonna buy a street cruiser and pull a fucking trailer to get my groceries in or just order them from Amazon. if they deliver out in the middle of fucking No where fast.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-12-19 at 6:48 PM UTC in I made a throwaway account to shitpost but there isn't even anything good to shitpost toFilthy white NIg!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-12-19 at 4:35 PM UTC in I made a throwaway account to shitpost but there isn't even anything good to shitpost toI thought it was a parody account of tachos YouTube channelThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-12-17 at 9:49 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?$100 on booze vodka, kahlua and beer (they were out of jager)
$50 on weed
$200 on crypto
burger king for lunch
a big jug of cream
christmas lights
idk what else
christmas gifts and amazon orders are arriving in the mail, gonna get drunk and order more shitThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-12-17 at 1:01 AM UTC in I hate soigayThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-12-16 at 7:15 PM UTC in everyone with IQ <120 should be exterminatedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-12-16 at 2:20 PM UTC in Maybe this is a stupid question but in the USA..
Originally posted by Grylls Do you have state borders like this?
Let’s say starting at California heading East
Funny Enough, Luigi turned me onto the "Doyle" game.
Doyle California is on Stateline Highway and you can see Nevada a mile to the east. but there is also a town called Bordertown. which is right on the border of Nevada in Nevada and you probably cross the state line there crossing the street. the only thing is it's just a desert or county crossing into California.
this happens a few times going south of Lake Tahoe as well. back and forth the highway criss crosses.
if you stand on either side of the state line and masturbate, you probably get a nasty fine and some time in jail. but if you stand on both side at the same time and masturbate, it would become FBI territory.
not sure if that's a federal crime to jerk off on two sides of a state line at the same time but if it is, it would be more than jail time and a small fine.
You have a dirty mind. Shut the fuck upThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-12-15 at 9:06 PM UTC in Who is uglier, ratface or mmq?What is this? A beauty contest? Are we going to see them in bathing suits before we vote?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-12-13 at 6:06 PM UTC in Beef StewExcuse me those aren't circles.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-12-13 at 3:34 PM UTC in Beef Stewi gave this picture out to homeless people claming you're my friend, i hope that's okay
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