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  1. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by A College Professor damn , hoy shit

    I didnt use totse2k1 as a name on totse. I got nicknamed that before peedy and used it as a name on NIS not Totse until I lost the password or whatever

    I had two names on totse.com the one I used for dialup "Greenspam" and another one after greenspam got thrown off the site becuase digital avatar and i got kicked off the dialup and no one wanted me on the web version of it. so I went in incog on an alt
  2. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready … and no one wanted me on the web version of it. so I went in incog on an alt

    so basically, the fun-bunch was alive and well
  3. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I didnt use totse2k1 as a name on totse. I got nicknamed that before peedy and used it as a name on NIS not Totse until I lost the password or whatever

    I had two names on totse.com the one I used for dialup "Greenspam" and another one after greenspam got thrown off the site becuase digital avatar and i got kicked off the dialup and no one wanted me on the web version of it. so I went in incog on an alt

    Oh. Well, there was a Totse2001 account, which I hacked for a new user to use.



    Originally posted by A College Professor damn , hoy shit. semi related, I know you mentioned what a powerful "trick" that was, grabbing abandoned domains to re-create email from that domain. i was reading this the other day and it made me think of you https://krebsonsecurity.com/2021/11/the-internet-is-held-together-with-spit-baling-wire/

    Some people will closely monitor a domain's registry or the email used to create the registry, in hopes that the owner forgets to re-register or lets the email expire. Then they snatch it up and blackmail the previous owner for cash to get it back.
  4. Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    SpectraL you have never hacked shit
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo SpectraL you have never hacked shit

    you haven't seen pussy since you were born.
  6. Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by WellHung you haven't seen pussy since you were born.

    Not true, I fucked your mom immediately afterwards for example.
  7. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by WellHung you haven't seen pussy since you were born.

    you disrespected keenan!
  8. Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo SpectraL you have never hacked shit

    I'm the only Totse member who was able to hack himself from being a Regular right onto the Mod Team overnight. I appointed myself as mod of Bitch & Moan with Metaphyscist as my co-mod. Meta showed up in the morning and was shocked to find out I was his new co-mod. Then he started yelling and getting all upset, because he couldn't remove me. Zok couldn't remove me either. Only Jeff himself could remove me, and Jeff was an absent dictator and hadn't been around for months. Then I started punting kidiots and spammers, which outraged Metaphyscist even more. Then I hard-deleted the entire Half Baked forum, which made them explode in fury and anger and hopelessness. It really was the hack of the century.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    I love the smell of kidiot tears in the morning
  10. The kicker was, once Jeff finally did show up, he only made one post: "Oh, I enabled my WYSIWYG editor and I can post now!", which was directly after a post I made in the very same thread using his own spare administrator EnigmA account he hadn't used for years. He never even noticed my post on his own account, and then took off again for weeks. Metaphysicist was like... "WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!!" I had to chuckle. Finally, to be a good sport, I agreed I wouldn't punt any more spammers, but it took them another few weeks to finally reach Jeff and demote me back to a regular and make a new Half Baked forum. In the meantime, I copied the entire restricted Mods & Admins forum.
  11. Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'm the only Totse member who was able to hack himself from being a Regular right onto the Mod Team overnight. I appointed myself as mod of Bitch & Moan with Metaphyscist as my co-mod. Meta showed up in the morning and was shocked to find out I was his new co-mod. Then he started yelling and getting all upset, because he couldn't remove me. Zok couldn't remove me either. Only Jeff himself could remove me, and Jeff was an absent dictator and hadn't been around for months. Then I started punting kidiots and spammers, which outraged Metaphyscist even more. Then I hard-deleted the entire Half Baked forum, which made them explode in fury and anger and hopelessness. It really was the hack of the century.

    100% of this post is fictional and never happened.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The kicker was, once Jeff finally did show up, he only made one post: "Oh, I enabled my WYSIWYG editor and I can post now!", which was directly after a post I made in the very same thread using his own spare administrator EnigmA account he hadn't used for years. He never even noticed my post on his own account, and then took off again for weeks. Metaphysicist was like… "WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!!" I had to chuckle. Finally, to be a good sport, I agreed I wouldn't punt any more spammers, but it took them another few weeks to finally reach Jeff and demote me back to a regular and make a new Half Baked forum. In the meantime, I copied the entire restricted Mods & Admins forum.



    Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo 100% of this post is fictional and never happened.
  13. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    tHAT'S hilarious, imagine guys if you did that to lil sporty it would probably go the same way he would pop on one day like HEY GUYS IM DRUNK AGAIN and then dissapear for a month while you were cleaning up the forum the whole time making it into a better place but he never even notices
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Spec, I remember thinking you were such a Meta fanboy when I first joined totse. Funny times.
  15. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The kicker was, once Jeff finally did show up, he only made one post: "Oh, I enabled my WYSIWYG editor and I can post now!", which was directly after a post I made in the very same thread using his own spare administrator EnigmA account he hadn't used for years. He never even noticed my post on his own account, and then took off again for weeks. Metaphysicist was like… "WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!!" I had to chuckle. Finally, to be a good sport, I agreed I wouldn't punt any more spammers, but it took them another few weeks to finally reach Jeff and demote me back to a regular and make a new Half Baked forum. In the meantime, I copied the entire restricted Mods & Admins forum.

    You're a loser who has done nothing and will never do anything.
  16. Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    SpectraL's claim to fame is making up shit about people who aren't around to refute it.
  17. Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo 100% of this post is fictional and never happened.

    Originally posted by Solstice You're a loser who has done nothing and will never do anything.

    That didn't scare me, kids.
  18. Originally posted by Incessant I’m so glad this is over 10 pages. Do we get updates when he reaches milestones?

    We will let you know every time he punches the gas.
  19. Lanny is going to kill someone.
  20. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Does she teach good blowjobs
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