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Posts That Were Thanked by A College Professor

  1. WellHung Black Hole
    getting arrested for driving while intoxicated.
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  2. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by A College Professor my state is known as the state where if someone puts disrespek on youre name then you defend youre honor by calling for a duel in the street which is fully legal and recognized. everyone in the state is a really fast gun though because we have the BEST training and do the MOST practice. well what ends up happening 9 times out if 10 is the duellers ( ferris deullers day off ) end up shooting eachothers bullets mid-air until they shoot there whole entire clip off

    then they make a youtube video on there gun ranch about wut happens when u shoot a refrigerator…

    sounds like what happened here

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  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by frala Cowardly Kirk Douglas



    Lol Speedy you are such a dork

    Have you ever swam with great white sharks? Shot a man in reno just to watch him die? Blessed the plains in Africa? Given your liver to a pregnant orphan with lupus then taken it back to teach them never to rely on anyone?
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  4. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Forgot to pass Santa's message along to you guys.

    It was Santa's gift message to all of you.

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  5. DontTellEm Black Hole
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  6. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    卄乇ㄥㄥ ㄚ乇卂卄 乃尺ㄖㄒ卄乇尺

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  7. Originally posted by Concerned_Citizen Thank you Mr Science

    What You Need to Know
    Messenger RNA (mRNA) vaccines teach our cells how to make a protein that will trigger an immune response inside our bodies.
    Like all vaccines, mRNA vaccines benefit people who get vaccinated by giving them protection against diseases like COVID-19 without risking the potentially serious consequences of getting sick.
    mRNA vaccines are newly available to the public. However, researchers have been studying and working with mRNA vaccines for decades.

    You’re woefully misinformed but thanks ☺️

    It kills your T cells, moron.
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  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  9. You're an arsonist, too! Wow!
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  10. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You're as bad as Ricky from The Trailer Park Boys. It's farsighted not far sided.

    they're coming for you. Hurry up and hide your weapons. up your butt.
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  11. I got zok to unban poast-bortem from a permaban AFTER he issued a global bulletin that he would be unbanned when hell freezes over. I also got every user who was permanbanned unbanned. Took me hours of back and forth with zok to finally get him to acknowledge his wayward ways and repent of his sins against the Temple. I called it the Great Zoklet Armistice.
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  12. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I mean my mom is super healthy but at like 68 years old n doesnt do doctors or medicine, if i killed her on xmas bc i contracted chink AIDS from someone at the bar id have a hard time living that down i think

    omg our mothers r teh same age
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  13. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Don't you have some cinder blocks and a giant piece of plywood to put the tent on to stay above the soaked crab grass?

    also, what's it like. Do you run a constant fever? like 99.5 or just a low grade like that or is it above 100?

    Take care of yourself. If I was in the area and a decent PPE I would bring you a hearty Tomato Brisk and a 4 layer Grilled cheese sandwich with some deli turkey or chicken in it. tell Luigi to ride down on his induro and bring you bites!

    Peace out!


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  14. Nile bump
    My roommate said cheers.

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  15. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I woke up today drank some water ate some alzapram went back to bed and slept for 4 more hours it was fucking great.
    Coolest dream in a long time I was in my friends basement and he had a water leak from a broken pipe.
    I'm looking around and found a hole in the wall covered up by a 4x8 sheet of plywood.
    I pull the thing back and their is a big fucking hole in the wall.I get a flashlight and have a look and I find a FUCKING kitten super sweet.
    The inside of this room had some really cool shit,gold bars ,tools,and lots of bones.
    At the back of this room was another hole in the wall I get my flashlight and look down the hole and it is deep.
    But I find this tram contraption that I ride down,it's like this huge city,something out of Skyrim it was DWARVIN.
    I woke up a bunch of robots and they all started fighting each other.
    Then I pretty much woke up and like was shit I wana go back and see what happens next but I could smell coffee and it was 11am and it was time to face the world.
    The end.
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  16. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i wonbder what her butt smells like
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  17. UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    You can change anything in your life if you want to badly enough. Excuses are for losers!
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  18. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    Originally posted by Meikai He gave me a bunch of Pocky and Koalas and a cute Hello Kitty hoodie!



    I love you Santa-san. 🥰

    i would totally wear that

    #NoHomo
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  19. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    LOL
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