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  1. WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by A College Professor were you planning on putting a bigscreen in ur car?

    that might be the most beautiful dog I've ever seen...the color of the coat is magnificent.
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  2. ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
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  3. Lanny Bird of Courage
    >audioqueers need not apply
    >looking for a DAC

    What did you already fill your own audiofag quota or something?
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  4. Originally posted by mmQ You're gonna end up in jail or prison someone needs to just lock you up.

    aint gonna happen because im slippier than a fish with syphilis.
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  5. back in business with a non schizo bait acct. haters wont know what i'm talking about.
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  6. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader no

    but i can trick both your son and daughter to come into my room.


    Da fuq!?

    *lights his ass up with AR-15*
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  7. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    being born i litearlly saw my mom fart while i was being yanked out. I started screaming as loud as i could because i thought i had died on june 26 1987, but the black spankekd me i instantly coughed up a bunch of weird vaginal like fluids (not that i know what that word means) and I then have a harsh rat like rag wiped against my face and it made me cray again like a little bitch with a xoon to be skinned knee from his first tony the tige bike his mom won for him in a real kellogs baseball card time in america. I also remember when i WAS 5 and snidk34eoolel3w only costed a knidk3l at the ekards
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  8. fanny Yung Blood
    does what it says on the tin.
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  9. giddyup Yung Blood
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  10. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    she isnt going to be pleased when she finds out.
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  11. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    DO YOU WANT THIS TO BE THE NEXT ????

    DO FUCKING YOU WANT ???
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  12. Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ What's the best day you ever had substitute teaching?

    Thk

    One of my favorite memory was when I was subbing regularly at a mentally challenged school. Me and the aide took the kids (who were 18-21) to a room where they were encouraged to dance. They started talking to each other in an odd language saying: "Bleeeeppie, bleepie!" and then they would laugh.

    I was confused about this, so I asked the aide what they were saying. She informed me that they weren't allowed to say 'dirty' words, and they had to say "bleepie bleep" when they were talking dirty to each other. They started dancing crazily and yelling out "bleep!" that we all started laughing and dancing a bit. It was so fun that day, I never wanted to forget how sweet they were!
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  13. giddyup Yung Blood
    I need to make a pot of coffee and head out on the trail.
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  14. S6x African Astronaut
    I was driving down Mandela Prkway in Oakland and having a flashback of the 1989 Loma Prieta quake in which I remember visiting the next morning (I had a motorcycle to get around on.. way easier) and stopped off at US Steal ..



    anyways they tore down the Cypress Freeway and rebuilt it somewhere else while turning this once gritty old industrial neighborhood into a trendy little hipster fuck part of town in the 30 years since.

    I was staring at the building and remembering the one section that didn't collapse in on itself with a large truck that stopped at the right section that didn't fall down

    the only section that didn't buckle and collapse was this Chevron semi rig (carying motor oil or snacks or some shit)



    This was a fucked up day for many. all the freeways closed and all of the bridges, for hours. just sitting in the dark.



    Anyways, my mind transitioned into real time and I saw "SF ENTERPRIZE" across the street.
    Address: 2525 Mandela Pkwy, Ste 1, Oakland, CA 94607

    what it looks like today without that old freeway.

    White folk moving in





    Is SF Enterprize your ShitFuck Enterprize and do you ship cargo to Tonga and Pakistan?

    Shitfuckers is a play on words, right? Don't be mad at me, bruh!


    fuck I can't find a photo of it. but this guy seems to rent out in Suite C of that address. Is this your business too, Lanny. Lanny, Is this you

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  15. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    When is the next one coming out? Those are good
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  16. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Woofie is your quintessential police drug that is friendly but likes nuts and candy (psycho candied) assed butts, he's addicted to the butts but never to the drugs the cops say.

    "OOOOH WOOFIEE YOU READY FOR SOME DIN DIN WITH DOUGH? HE"S NOT GOING TO HAVE THOSE BALLS WHERE HE"S GOING!, CHEW THEM OFF WOOFE, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE FUCKING HOUSE BEFORE WE FUCKING SHOOT YOU IN THE HEAD! YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS COME OUT AND MAKE ONE LAST CALL TO YOUR MOM OR PLAY WITH WOOFIE AND THEN DIE YOU RETARD!"

    Dare to take the rational black pill?


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  17. joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    I was at the UN last week and that's exactly what they said about General CP...he's cultured among other things.
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  18. blaster master victim of incest
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  19. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Y'all have had some strong ass coffee today.
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