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2018-07-25 at 3:04 PM UTC in People really like Thank You notes.Thanked. Somebody bump me to 100 thanks alreadyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-07-24 at 8:54 PM UTC in Anyone seen Herpes Mike lately?They got crazy with memes.
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2018-07-24 at 8:24 PM UTC in Random ThoughtsThe best thing a woman can do if being attacked by a mad rapist is start farting profusely. If that doesn't fend off the aggressor, literally shit your pants. Offensive smells kill the desire almost immediately.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-07-24 at 7:16 PM UTC in Anyone seen Herpes Mike lately?
Originally posted by A College Professor so why do they call him herpys mike anyway
A chick he banged on DH claimed he gave her herpes..she posted it all over the forums but then in private messages begged him to hold her in his "strong arms" again. It wasn't true by all accounts and just her way of lashing out at him when he let her know she was just a pump and dump.
Clearly she wasn't so bright as it also painted her with the herpes brush forever more too.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-07-24 at 9:37 AM UTC in ๐๐WHAT TURNS YOU ON NiS๐๐
the shock front 56 seconds inThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-07-24 at 2:18 AM UTC in Guy behind Rick and Morty made a weird cartoon a long time agoThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-07-23 at 10:27 PM UTC in what do you call a front-side 'tramp stamp'?This is called the tramp catcher.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-07-23 at 5:50 PM UTC in starcucks incorperatedbut at least i know now that she will shave her pussy but not shave her pits and i gave her a few cream pies without asking her if she is still on b control. She's smart enough to know the baby would abort itself I wouldn't give her any money. I believe people are electric being and rubbers are non conductive so whats the point?
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2018-07-23 at 5:40 AM UTC in how do i readI remember I was the only kid in first grade who couldnโt read..
<well in my mind I was at least or can remember >
we were in that circle reading a book about a frog.. Lines like.. The frog can jump .. The Frog is green..
And when it came to my turn in the circle.. I didnโt know shit
I started crying and shit then the teacher told me , thatโs why we were there in school was to learn
And she dried my eyes
Before school year ended i was in accelerated reading classes because I was reading on a higher level than my classmates
My whole life Iโve excelled in reading wayyy more than math ..
I friggn hate math but its hott to me when guys are good at math idk why...
Anywhoo..
You can do this just believe in yourself and donโt give up!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-07-23 at 1:30 AM UTC in Random ThoughtsFruit smoothie I made earlier .. turned out to be more cherry flavored so I just went with it ..
Today was slow cooker Sunday so I made this ..
Sooo many layers fam ๐
When itโs bubbling on the sides you know itโs about done
Going to sleep early tonight !
Work week ahead ๐ญ๐The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-07-23 at 12:42 AM UTC in People really like Thank You notes.I never read thank you notes sent to me.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-07-21 at 11:45 PM UTC in World on the cusp of a childless, elderly futureObviously black people be fuckinThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-07-21 at 7:38 PM UTC in Going to a ufologist soon (aliens broke my cock lol)they gave me cock surgery
#penisprobes420๐คฃ๐๐๐ฏ๐ฏ
My penis is pretty fucked up right now, but it's not as bad as this
Yet, but I fear it could get to be that way in time, or could even clot or something if I don't get it fixed.
I've been having priapism (~7 hour erections) ever since, semi-regularly while laying or sleeping. These will not go away unless I stand up for about 20 minutes, but the moment I start thinking about little green men they come back. During these perioids, my cock will be extremely, sometimes a bit painfully, hard and also about 70% numb at the same time.
What's most concerning to me is that there is some kind of "kink" similar to the pictures above at the base of the shaft (possible alien device/implant?), as well as mild curvature in the middle and sides that was not there before, trust me. It feels like the blood flow is cut off and not draining properly, starving my cock of oxygen and making it numb. Also maybe nerve damage because aliens hate me. It sounds like an alien implant, but who knows man, only they can set me free.
Barney and Betty Hill, I may be need to borrow some advice from you in a lil' bit if things don't go so well.. but if I join the likes of you, I do so as a completely, utterly fucking involuntary subject. I would like to try past-life regression and hypnosis though, that could be fun. Aliens... let's have sex again?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-07-21 at 5:43 PM UTC in What you watchin whoreThe love of my life,Lexy ๐๐
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2018-07-20 at 10:01 PM UTC in Legal Question-USYeah. Tell your boss it's in the past and then show up the very next day higher than FUCK just because it'd be funny.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-07-20 at 9:59 AM UTC in Went on a date with complete phony. (drunk thread)Fake and gayThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-07-20 at 8:43 AM UTC in Went on a date with complete phony. (drunk thread)Lol have U tried killing yourself off and then on again???The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-07-19 at 5:40 PM UTC in Tell us how you REALLY feel........
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2018-07-18 at 9:40 PM UTC in It's a Bad Idea to.......You did look like him ๐
But we not gonna fret on that fam
Grab a homemade Red Lobster biscuit and a crab leg
#HowAniggaLive
Starting on the salad now , itโs gonna be a goood one ๐The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-07-18 at 4:56 AM UTC in What are you thinking about?
this is what you want.. this is what you get
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