Woofie is your quintessential police drug that is friendly but likes nuts and candy (psycho candied) assed butts, he's addicted to the butts but never to the drugs the cops say.
"OOOOH WOOFIEE YOU READY FOR SOME DIN DIN WITH DOUGH? HE"S NOT GOING TO HAVE THOSE BALLS WHERE HE"S GOING!, CHEW THEM OFF WOOFE, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE FUCKING HOUSE BEFORE WE FUCKING SHOOT YOU IN THE HEAD! YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS COME OUT AND MAKE ONE LAST CALL TO YOUR MOM OR PLAY WITH WOOFIE AND THEN DIE YOU RETARD!"
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