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2018-08-16 at 5:01 AM UTC in Do you have something that you desire, yet know you can never have whatever that is?
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2018-08-16 at 3:32 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?But Stan, why are you so mad, I do want you as a fan 🖤
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2018-08-16 at 2:01 AM UTC in I forgot the password to my new account I was gonna switch too.
Originally posted by Lanny I could but like resetting passwords based on me thinking two accounts belong to the same person is a pretty garbage security practice, it means you could lose your account if someone was able to convince me they were you and I reset your password for them.
Just don't use a fake email address and your problem is solved, it doesn't have to be your personal account, just one you can get access to in the future.
Lol it's just Acter dudeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-08-15 at 5:54 PM UTC in guys im really worried about manfiresummer scholThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-08-15 at 5:40 PM UTC in Random Thoughts*WAHHHHHHH*
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2018-08-15 at 5:22 PM UTC in ACTING LIKE A CATI love the broadway musical “Cats”....this is one of my favorite songs from the musical
This is dope af..
Oops wrong video, lol
Here it is...
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2018-08-15 at 4:52 PM UTC in We are in for a treatOur Patron Saint and Golum's best girlfriend so far, has inspired me to write up a wholesome retreat activity for us to participate in this Thanksgiving.
Thanksgiving is just right around the corner. I say we do a Friendsgiving this year and all kill each other but only after we break bread.~ Ohfrala, The Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Eighteen.
let's go to somebody's house/crackden and have a whodunit murder
DH on one side of the longtable, niggas on the other.
we will leisurely mosy about many rooms in the house, mingling and having a good but odd time.. Each of us not trusting the other (except our murder consipracy partner(s)), waiting for the justified killing to occur becuase we all deserve to die.
DA RULES
1. Only one murder will occur.
2. We will then have to figure out whodunit by looking for scooby dooby clues in and around and outside the house nigga'.
in and around and outside the house, nigga'
that's catchy as fuck
anyway,,
some will have sex. Even with the opposing forums group. This is natural. just let it happen
okay now we will all look at the clue while getting buzzed and smoking meth if you're hip. One or two groups will know who actually did it before everyone else.
the wepons are: gun, big piece o' glass, tactical dildos, a guy's arm that is our centerpiece, and our respective flags.
BYO gun for auspie protection
If you and your partner are chosen as the people who did the murder, you will have to figure out how to get everybody back home. Some people will have to fly here so you really don't want to be stuck with that responsibility nigga
Curious George will administrate and oversee the party. He will not get to play, as he will have too many questions. I do this out of respect, and he will receive a nice wooden plaque hand carved by us. It will be nice and he will be proud to display it.
PCIK UR OARTNERS
I suggest NOT picking someone who you are closest to. This will create problems when someone is killed, and you will want to get as much information from that person as possible. By having them on an opposing team, you guys can talk to each other and get information from a wider source of people that your partner is partnered with. get it?
Picking a low IQ partner can have it's advantages, but they have the obvious disadvantage of sometimes not cooperating or sticking to plans well.
SIDEDIDSHES
now
I will bring greenie beanie cassarole
tee hee hee is bringing FINE CHINA AND CUTLERY
mmq is bringing mmm mmm good SMAOKED ribs and identifying accessories
Ohfrala is playing potluck destroyer. Don't let her catch you !!!
you can bring a surprise, or tell me what you cook well and
we will have a jolly good Holli
voting on host houses begins
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2018-08-15 at 8:05 AM UTC in the digI buriend my cat bubba 3 years ago and I kind of miss him really bad considering my new cat is tear up my place. I decided to dig my old cat to hang him above my fridge so my cat wont get on top of it anymore which i just cleaned with a lot of harsh chemicals but it had to be done, tons of cat hair and various microbes, but I figure if I hang bubba up there archie will not want to go up there instead of being weird and spraying him a bottle of water.
I bought a shovel but as soon as i got to the site i remember i used a "tiller" because the ground is hard and its near the roots of a tree. I think i'm at the right tree but its just way to dark right now to see what i'm doing. My neighbor is a lyft driver and rolled up and was just watching me with him and his gf so i approached them and was like, hey gonts and they were like haha hey i didn't know it was you doug what are you up to?
And i told them i was just digging a hole for some rosemary bushes and they were like k..
but i will get to it. I kind of miss my cat and i honestly wonder if he is still there, i burried him 2 feet under by 2 so this might actually take me longer than i thought it would.
Anyone else done this before? I have thought about it a lot over the last years thinking i was sick for wanting to do this but it might actually be cool, some dude made his cat a drone..
this is bubba when i came home from work and took him out of my fridge, i hadn't looked at his body until then but I had never felt a nervousness like that until i opened his box and just saw him lying there, i felt sad but more than anything i was kind of astonished but also disguested, i pet him and gave him one last kiss and closed the box up put him back in and invited my friend to see him one last time. she didn't want to touch him but i told her she should because he would of wanted that.
He was from the earth and then came into the world and then went back into the earth and im taking him back into our world.
But anyways this will probably take me like at least a week to do at the most if i can't find the right spot i will have to do it during morning unless i want kids going "HEY MAMA WHATS DAT?!" in a public park lol
but when i was going to burry my cat my mom told me to not do that because i don't need anymore trouble in my life and she told me that my dad would just throw the dead cats in the trash which made me kind of mad because i actually love animal and i love life, she would collect goat skulls so i don't see why this is a bad ideaThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-08-15 at 4 AM UTC in Random Thoughts*Ricky Ricardo voice*
Lucy! I’m home
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2018-08-14 at 10:30 PM UTC in KYUSSIt might be apart of your searches on youtube/google and mine.. but I was listening to some old 60s psychodelic and this popped up on the list
I really like it
is it a new band? they sound a little bit like tool but baritone?
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2018-08-14 at 8:21 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
Originally posted by D4NG0 Cool. That's just enough for them to rent half a cardboard box if they work overtime.
that was my point.. unless they have like 10 of them living out of a 1 bedroom or even a large ass studio. they could make some serious sidecash making lesbian pornos.. or in the case of my situation.. Harem!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-08-14 at 6:04 PM UTC in TOTSE members are willing to talk the talk...Those
Old
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EatersThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-08-14 at 5:43 AM UTC in HAY FATTY BOOM BOOMThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-08-14 at 5:18 AM UTC in stupid noob sucked 💯 penisesWelcome back to... Sucking 100 cocks to completion in under thirty minutes for your chance to win fifty dollars! Today's contestant, like every day, iiiis... Stupid Noob!
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2018-08-14 at 5:02 AM UTC in Do you have something that you desire, yet know you can never have whatever that is?The thing i desire most is butthole, I would do anything... for buttholeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-08-14 at 3:47 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Sploo should find someone to help him market his IQ tests as "Xtreme Ultra Adult Puzzle Pack 2"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-08-14 at 12:20 AM UTC in Why does everyone beat their women?
Originally posted by NARCassist men who are insecure beat their women, they don't know any other way of getting what they want. i've never hit any of my girls, wouldn't dream of doing so. but then i know i don't need to.
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this isn't 100 percent true big bromo... I've only hit / beat women that did it to me first. And by the way you don't need to considering your last nigger whore just straight up left because you weren't man enough. So you gotta quit fronting so hard with your whole "heroin is teh superior drug" , "working is for dotards" , "I neva hit a women self righteous bullshit dude. god man you're worse than bill the cat sometimes. At least he admits he likes to have sex with menThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-08-13 at 7:44 PM UTC in EllariaSand's new avatar
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2018-08-13 at 6:48 PM UTC in Bill Krozby wants to get to know LJ but...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-08-13 at 2:35 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?^What a disgusting lie! Smh.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
