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  1. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Not in my lifetime. I only watch it to brainwash myself.
  2. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    putting on pants so i can go to the burrito store
  3. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    eating my vrito
  4. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    wiping my face
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  5. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    just spilled a 1/3rd a cup of yesterdays coffee ( on my coffee table lol ) cuz im livin like a hoarder
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  6. ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    Getting ready to finish out the week.
  7. EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Getting ready to sweat bullets
  8. giddyup Yung Blood
    Putting on my spurs
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Cringing my life away
  10. giddyup Yung Blood
    I need to make a pot of coffee and head out on the trail.
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  11. EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Please make sure to extinguish the fire completely before you hit the trail ✊
  12. Being extraordinarily ordinary.
  13. Rivotril Houston
    I'm trying to browse NIS but I'm with low signal.
  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    NIS is low signal high noise
  15. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Just finished clipping my toenails. Had to put cotton in between them cause I just polished my toes, using the clear polish. Now I'm walking around as if the floors are wet and you don't want to leave footprints on it.
  16. Originally posted by jedi_darryl Just finished clipping my toenails. Had to put cotton in between them cause I just polished my toes, using the clear polish. Now I'm walking around as if the floors are wet and you don't want to leave footprints on it.

    You shouldn't be shy about leaving your mark on the world...
  17. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Ok, I take your word for advice. So, whenever I have to take a leak, where if I'm outside in public, I will sniff to see if the territory has been marked...if not, lift one leg and that mark it. Thanks for noticing.
  18. Originally posted by jedi_darryl Ok, I take your word for advice. So, whenever I have to take a leak, where if I'm outside in public, I will sniff to see if the territory has been marked…if not, lift one leg and that mark it. Thanks for noticing.

    It's worked for many many species and many many millennia...you have natures approval.

    Though a dominant male if he detects the scent of another WILL still mark that territory and piss over the other males piss.
  19. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    smokin good weed , watchin the flash and prepairing to go swap the shocks from my half ton dodge onto my one ton dodge,, oh and for the smartass that thinks I'm wrong for putting half ton shocks on my one ton,, well when i got the shocks I got em for the one ton knowing the half ton would shit the bed before the shocks went bad
  20. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's worked for many many species and many many millennia…you have natures approval.

    Though a dominant male if he detects the scent of another WILL still mark that territory and piss over the other males piss.

    But it reeks! What am I supposed to do? Hold my breath? Disgusting man. I would never....you do it then.
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