Dog have so much freedoms that humans do not have in modern society, look at this dog he does more in life than any of us because he does not have stupid legal restrictions put on him by humans. Dogs can legally change their name by just calling themselves something else
Look at this dog climbed a mountain and got a name change while you just read about it. Dog has more freedom than you.
"The First Dog Ascent of a 7,000-Meter Himalayan Peak We don't want to hear about the time your dog did a fourteener. Mera, recently renamed Baru, made the first canine ascent of Nepal's 23,389-foot Baruntse in November 2018."
A cop spotted it on the front lawn and pointed, "there it is!!", then everyone rushed over and gathered around it in a circle looking at it to decide how best to package it for rush shipment to the hospital. If she had of et it, there would have been nothing to reattach.
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Originally posted by eyeluvthe9ds
Can someone get me up to speed on the Totse/internet archive/September 11th conspiracy ?
Yes. A Totse user made a post about the World Trade Center being attacked before it was attacked, and then that thread was not only deleted from the server, but also deleted from the Wayback Machine's archive. More than that, over the past couple of years, almost 70% of the archived Totse threads have been restricted from access.
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He shits on millineials all the time and how men like him and bill the cat were real macho men in his day, but despite of his retarded dr mike rants and living with asian gf that doesn't even let him get up for a glass of water in the middle of the night im going to have to digress but proclaim he is a quintessential "nacho man" of the highest order, slightly better than todays soi boys but still I'm divigeting again.
*asian gf* "u bui me bmw then we tok abot watta and sex
the struggle with atrophy and cheez and constant constapation is real fam
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My personality professor is a stuck up professor-in-training bitch, and said on the first day of class: "Ya, when I'm looking up grls on Tinder, I'm looking for blahlala". Then the NEXT class I had with her she said "Ya, lol I look at this trait when I'm looking for girls on Tinder lol".
I mean if it happened once, sure, fine, whatever. But the first and only 2 classes we've had so far she talks about looking for girls on Tinder. I mean, if that isn't a SUBTLE hint that you want to smash your class, what is?
In this ultra-pc age, I think if a male liberal arts professor at an extremely liberal university in an extremely liberal city said he was looking for girls on Tinder both of the first 2 days of class, I think that could be construed by the university as being sexually inappropriate, and thus getting him thrown in university prison (it's maiyed of tishyou paypurr)).
But because she's a girl (condom) and likes her own sex sexually (spermicide), not a snowball's chance in denver.
(((I'm just kidding, that would be ridiculous. But srsly, in this day and age you need to be more careful than that. It is a slightly bit testy.)))
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