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Imagine if you was a dog

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    34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    Dog have so much freedoms that humans do not have in modern society, look at this dog he does more in life than any of us because he does not have stupid legal restrictions put on him by humans.
    Dogs can legally change their name by just calling themselves something else

    Look at this dog climbed a mountain and got a name change while you just read about it. Dog has more freedom than you.

    "The First Dog Ascent of a 7,000-Meter Himalayan Peak
    We don't want to hear about the time your dog did a fourteener. Mera, recently renamed Baru, made the first canine ascent of Nepal's 23,389-foot Baruntse in November 2018."

    https://www.outsideonline.com/2390456/first-dog-ascent-baruntse-nepal

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    Technologist victim of incest
    My dogs sure have it easy. I’d trade places with one of ‘em, just not my really old one.

    My avi is my 2 y/o doggie!
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    dogs get castrated against their wills. you might wake up one day and being less than a dog that you went to sleep as.

    unless you are those ferral ones.
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    I use to wish I was my dog when I was young lol I'd be getting ready for school & be like dang domino gets to lay around all day long! 😛
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    Ghost Black Hole
    folks?
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    dogs can also mate with their sibblings and not getting criticized by people unlike us humans.
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Cats have even more freedom.
  8. #8
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    As a dog you can kill your neighbors cat and your owner gets punished.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    somebody clearly wants to fuck a dog.

    dogs stink and they eat shit you know


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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Technologist My dogs sure have it easy. I’d trade places with one of ‘em, just not my really old one.

    My avi is my 2 y/o doggie!

    What's his/her name?
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    Technologist victim of incest
    The one in my avi now is Ginger. She’s my old lady of 14. Didn’t think she’d make it this long, but I’ve still got her.
    My 2 y/o is Roxy, and my 6 y/o is Midnight.
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    imagine being a California Killer Clown:
    https://youtu.be/iOZ5XrdSqMo
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    My dog climbs the stairs sometimes as she wants to sleep around people. I thought when we got her a comrade she would stop, but it hasn't. It's even more annoying as she has to be carried back down.
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    Originally posted by NARCassist somebody clearly wants to fuck a dog.

    dogs stink and they eat shit you know


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    shits are perfectly clean and sterile when they're fresh and had just come out of assholes.

    just like pisses.
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Technologist The one in my avi now is Ginger. She’s my old lady of 14. Didn’t think she’d make it this long, but I’ve still got her.
    My 2 y/o is Roxy, and my 6 y/o is Midnight.

    Ginger is a cute name.

    My dog is 13 and I don't know how much longer he's got. Took him to the groomers and he old man pee'd in the store (he never pees indoors, its been years and years since he last did that. Probably a puppy).

    Why do dogs have to get old?
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    Originally posted by GGG Ginger is a cute name.

    My dog is 13 and I don't know how much longer he's got. Took him to the groomers and he old man pee'd in the store (he never pees indoors, its been years and years since he last did that. Probably a puppy).

    Why do dogs have to get old?

    get a turtle if you want a breathing toy that outlives you.
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    That mountain climbing dog is still on a leash.
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny get a turtle if you want a breathing toy that outlives you.

    Turtles dont live that long unless its a sea turtle.
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    Originally posted by GGG Turtles dont live that long unless its a sea turtle.

    any turtle live longer than human.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I use to wish I was my dog when I was young lol I'd be getting ready for school & be like dang domino gets to lay around all day long! 😛

    thats cuz ur lazy.
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