or delt with they had a "marathon" in my hood at 8 in the morning and were hooting and hollaring waking me up (i've ran with them before most of them are fat pigs and nerds) and they literally through their clothes all over the streets and packates of energy bean bullshit packages all over on my street. I didn't even know that was a thing. I've banged several very younger girls that are in feminist programs, and I just can't believe that some people always need a group, they can't be by themselves and they always have to have an ideology to back what they are "doing"
I know I'm not mister perferct but that shit is pretty disgraceful.
I once went to a party at the beta1blink182 faternity in my hood and some nitwit 80lbs 18 year old girl sniffed a shot of liquor and started banging and sucking a bunch of guys in the back room and then she got in her car and decided at 3am to go to mall and crashed her car into the mall and they raised the legal limit here because her.
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[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
What thefuck did youjust fucking say about me, youlittlebitch? I'll haveyouknow Igraduated top of my class in theNavy Seals, and I'vebeen involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and Ihaveover 300 confirmed kills. Iam trained in gorillawarfareand I'm thetop sniper in theentireUS armed forces. Youarenothing tomebut just another target. Iwill wipeyouthefuck out with precision thelikes of which has never been seen beforeon this Earth, mark my fucking words. Youthink youcan get away with saying that shit tomeover theInternet? Think again, fucker. As wespeak Iam contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now soyoubetter preparefor thestorm, maggot. Thestorm that wipes out thepathetic littlething youcall your life. You'refucking dead, kid. Ican beanywhere, anytime, and Ican kill youin over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my barehands. Not only am Iextensively trained in unarmed combat, but Ihaveaccess totheentirearsenal of theUnited States MarineCorps and Iwill useit toits full extent towipeyour miserableass off thefaceof thecontinent, youlittleshit. If only youcould haveknown what unholy retribution your little"clever" comment was about tobring down upon you, maybeyouwould haveheld your fucking tongue. But youcouldn't, youdidn't, and now you'repaying theprice, yougoddamn idiot. Iwill shit fury all over youand youwill drown in it. You'refucking dead, kiddo.
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for the last 2 weeks ive been a waiter for the first time ever, before this i would just cook older mens pizza / pasta. I realized yesterday that this is the hardest job I've ever had, its a very high traffic hip place. At first it was all fun and games, playing grab ass with the suicide girl sluts that work there, making dick jokes with the bromos.
But last night I literally spilled the beans and tea twice in one hour and was knuckle deep in guacamole on my knees with a table of girls laughing at me. I broke into analytical tears and went to the bathroom and stared at myself long and hard and decided to quit. I walked out and went and hung w a friend, my boss called me asking what was wrong, totally trying to sweet talk me, saying it will be cool if i just come back now, and I told him I'm not coming back tonight but I will tomorrow, and he told me thats fine but there will be consequences..
I come in today and everything is going fine for having to work 12 hours serving men and women their dinner/lunch. But I've been eating spicy mexican food on the free all day errr day the last 12 days. I went to the bathroom to take a dumper and it came out so huge and hard that is literally ripped my b-hole and the spice of the chili relleno seeped into my sphincter (not that I know what that word means) and the burn and the pressure of my ass being filled made me pass out.
Evidently someone saw me laying on the bathroom floor by the toilet unconscious wearing a sombero and a fake wispy moustache (even though i already have facial hair) so embarassing. they called the paramedics and everyone at work was giving me hugs and telling me they care about me and asking whats wrong.
biggest dumper i've ever taken and hardest job I've ever had.
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victim of incest
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So one day back when I had my Jeep (and also knew the bolt pattern for a 1994 jeep wrangler is the same as the bolt pattern for a 1993 Buick LeSabre) I was searching for mudding tired on craigslist. Found a set of 29" super swampers. They were used pretty good and the guy only wanted 20 wheels and all. So I put them on my brother's car. My brother is an idiot who can't change a tire. So for the next month he rocked them until he ran over something and got a flat. Only then did I put his other tires on.
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I want to announce something. The reason I spend so much time online is because I am permanently confined to a wheelchair. I was born with no legs.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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