Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
Is this the kind of shit that stumps you guys? Pun intended.
The consistency of the shit would determine the urgency of your response. With limited options, there’s only so much you can do. Go to the bathroom, take off your pants and underwear and clean yourself up. Discard your underwear, which hopefully contained the majority of your shit. Again, depends on consistency.
If all else fails, order some alcohol and spill it on your pants. You would then at least smell like booze instead of shit. At worst, you would smell like a drunk who shat himself and you can blame it on the booze.
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Idk because im not gay like that. But theres this girl at work that just started working there a couple days ago, she's 18, a total nit wit and anorexic, but she's kinda hot and cute.
I asked her where she's from just to make conversation and she told me that she's 18 years old and left brownsville to get away from her family because they are bad people and her dad broke her arm. I told her that I've been through the same stuff when i was her age.
I started talking to her again about how busy it can get where we work and told her how i have to be at work at 530am tomorrow and she told me she's sorry about that but doesn't know what to do for me, except have sex with me because thats what she needs and likes, i was down right amazed she said that to me, i was totally biting my fist and like shehoyaaayaaaah...
I brushed it off, but when she brought me her tacos she was asking me how I like her tacos in a very cute and cheeky way, i was cool about it, but i was pretty turned on to be honest. I work with several hot young girls but this one has caught my eye.
she told me she likes my tattoos even though i have pretty shitty ones to be honest, but she told me she's getting an 11 somewhere on her body then 2...
But anyways im digressing, I've only been with 2 prostitutes in my life, but when i was much younger, one cost 200 dollars, the other cost 300 but my roomie and my neighbor paid for her thinking we would all get laid but only i fucked her lol
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they talk about harvesting top specimen seamen to create only women in labs and rid the world of men altogether and have only AI sexbots that think in harmony with them and with the body of their choosing.
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cupocheer
Space Nigga
[unwillingly condescend the dp]
Do you like asparagus?
I know that's an odd question this early in the morning but a lot of people don't like asparagus, or have never eaten any.
At any rate -- it is planted at the dark of the moon, you know. It's a root plant. I've heard tell that when one plants asparagus root it takes upward of 7 seven years to harvest the first crop.
But Brussells sprouts produce the first year, same as kohlrabi, but they thrive on cool to cold weather conditions. Not uncommon to enjoy the fruits of one's labor by as early as late February.
Are you aware that the mentioned vegetables, not to mention the whole class are of the same family. Does the term "coli" have a frightening effect on whether folks like vegetables, or not?
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I lived in a camper for a month when I was working at a grow op. It was chill as fuck I had a huge chunk of hash and a wood stove and I got baked and ate baked beans and smoked my hash from a volcano vape
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Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life
She still forgets about the cameraman when watching these dumb-ass survival documentaries.
That's a woman thing. They're all dumb blondes, to some extent. That's why there's men.
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cupocheer
Space Nigga
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Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life
There's lots of single guys, but you sound like you're waiting for a 6'3" millionaire bodybuilder.
Id be satisfied with a naked, pot bellied, male with ED, that tembers what its like going the shape of your bodies around each other and feeling the warmth lull you into a restful sleep. The mere touch of hot flesh and the clean smell of 1001 body parts can be one of the most erotic experiences human beings can ever have the privledge of knowing. (Good Lord -- the sexual contact after this type closeness will probably nebet be known by the new generations of bip bam, thank ya bish.
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OF COIRSE, OBVIOISLY, IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING I don't litterally want my mom to suck my dick... but yeah, i was like "go suck my dick" (cause she was beijg a bitch, of coiurse, ....does it even need saying)
I acted like i didn't mean too... but i did... "suck my dick mom"
bitch needs to fuck off and have somebidy tell her to suck their dick sometikes,mys know?
If she memtions it later like it matters i'll call jer a Fudgepacker or some other equal nonsense.
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