What would be your course of action if you shit your pants on an airplane?

1. 2019-02-06 at 1:27 PM UTC

   #41
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   They should get service dogs to do the job. Dogs love eating shit. Send the dog in and they could eat all the shit and lick the whole area clean, especially if the person had something especially tasty for lunch. Cramped quarters wouldn't even be an issue.
2. 2019-02-06 at 2:08 PM UTC

   #42
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL They should get service dogs to do the job. Dogs love eating shit. Send the dog in and they could eat all the shit and lick the whole area clean, especially if the person had something especially tasty for lunch. Cramped quarters wouldn't even be an issue.

   
   https://niggasin.space/thread/31045
3. 2019-02-06 at 3:35 PM UTC

   #43
   

   Mahmoud Houston

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny but what if its the liquid kind ?
   
   they type you thought were farts that you gladly and gleefully released but turned out to be liquids.

   
   The intent of this question is clearly dealing with embarrassment, not the faeces.
   
   To which the answer is always that embarrassment is a useless emotion once you understand what you are supposed to be dealing with.
4. 2019-02-06 at 7:25 PM UTC

   #44
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Mahmoud The intent of this question is clearly dealing with embarrassment, not the faeces.
   
   To which the answer is always that embarrassment is a useless emotion once you understand what you are supposed to be dealing with.

   
   it has been proven scientifically by scientists in accordance with scientifique methods that its more humiliating to have accidentally shat liquid shits than solid ones.
5. 2019-02-06 at 7:31 PM UTC

   #45
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   That shit liquid can remove any stain, if it's clear enough.
6. 2019-02-06 at 7:35 PM UTC

   #46
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   not the smell.
7. 2019-02-06 at 7:49 PM UTC

   #47
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny not the smell.

   
   First you use the clear shit juice on it to eliminate the stain, then you rub a bit of pure ammonia in there to kill the taint, then a quick shot or two of FeBreze (lilacs), you're good to go.
8. 2019-02-06 at 7:50 PM UTC

   #48
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   why would a man have such knowledges ?
9. 2019-02-06 at 7:56 PM UTC

   #49
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny why would a man have such knowledges ?

   
   I was a Fuller Brush salesman for awhile back in the '70's.
10. 2019-02-06 at 8:02 PM UTC

    #50
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    how many people did you kill ?
11. 2019-02-06 at 8:08 PM UTC

    #51
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how many people did you kill ?

    
    The point is that mostly-clear shit juice is one of the most corrosive stain removal agents known to date.
12. 2019-02-06 at 8:10 PM UTC

    #52
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL The point is that mostly-clear shit juice is one of the most corrosive stain removal agents known to date.

    
    ok if you say so.
13. 2019-02-06 at 8:23 PM UTC

    #53
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ok if you say so.

    
    Could probably squeeze out an animal to get a moderate supply.
14. 2019-02-07 at 1:17 AM UTC

    #54
    

    Mahmoud Houston
    Simply deal with the faeces. Ask a stewardess for assistance, and thank her kindly. People are kinder than you believe, if you let them be. Someone will probably hand you spare pants and you will be on your way.
    
    You will not meet most of those people anyway, so why bother being embarrassed? Simply move past it. In a few hours, it will be completely behind you. Make sure to get some extra pants and undergarments from the next airport, though.
15. 2019-02-07 at 2:22 AM UTC

    #55
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    🙄
    
    I would go to the bathroom & slash both of my wrists if I wasn't able to control shitting all over myself.
16. 2019-02-07 at 2:34 AM UTC

    #56
    

    Bueno motherfucker
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • A College Professor, 
    • SpaceCakes
17. 2019-02-07 at 6:31 AM UTC

    #57
    

    SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    flushing them down would cause a shit vortex to overcome the plane. I hope you can live with this for the rest of your days.
18. 2019-02-07 at 6:34 AM UTC

    #58
    

    SpaceCakes African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Mahmoud Simply deal with the faeces. Ask a stewardess for assistance, and thank her kindly. People are kinder than you believe, if you let them be. Someone will probably hand you spare pants and you will be on your way.
    
    You will not meet most of those people anyway, so why bother being embarrassed? Simply move past it. In a few hours, it will be completely behind you. Make sure to get some extra pants and undergarments from the next airport, though.

    
    I agreed and then I realized we have mobile phones and plane wifi for viral videos of shame.
19. 2019-02-07 at 6:45 AM UTC

    #59
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by DontTellEm 🙄
    
    I would go to the bathroom & slash both of my wrists if I wasn't able to control shitting all over myself.

    
    sometimes shit masquerade themselves as farts/
20. 2019-02-07 at 7:14 AM UTC

    #60
    

    SpaceCakes African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny sometimes shit masquerade themselves as farts/

    
    Sharts are caused by microwaves from cell phones. this is why you're asked to turn them off