some girl i work with told me comic con is next weekend so i came up with this idea. my abs are looking pretty decent so i think i could pull it off, i just need a pink or turquoise wig. i threw out my ex gf's schoolgirl outfit unfortunately i was like "when am i ever gonna use this" and now it would be useful lmao. so i guess i need an outfit too. how many thirsty gamergirls or gaymers do you think will buy my bath water?
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2019-07-13 at 1:20 AM UTC
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how do u eat a pizza?
Off for the rest of the weekend so just ordered a couple pizzas and have cold beer in the fridge. Da life of a kang
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I'm gonna wear the ankle socks under the tube socks.
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2019-07-11 at 1:15 AM UTC
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Mash?
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It's purposely a very hard sentence not necessarily intended to punish the individual person who tampers with the product, but to deter people from doing so in the first place. Who's going to do that now, knowing that you can and very possibly will go to prison for it?
I'm surprised that ice cream didn't have a plastic seal on it already. Kind of careless for a company that wants to charge a 16 year old for licking ice cream.
But yes, it is of course very serious to keep the intergrity of consumer products high, and with confidences that people are not going to get herpasyphallitus from other people being retarded.
I'm also surprised that the media reported people on twitter being like OMGGF, WHO DOES THAT!?!??!?!?
like, I'm sure she's only like the 80 millionth person to ever do this in the U.S.
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Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
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-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Notice how not a single one of these virtue-signaling radical Liberal dumbfucks have invited a single "dire refugee" into their own homes. Talk about your hypocrites.
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2019-07-08 at 9:07 AM UTC
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i got some ice cream
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
[video]https://vimeo.com/220871117[/video]
https://vimeo.com/220871117
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
peedy quit talking to your self and touching yourself.
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-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Grab one by the throat, drag him out to a back room, pin his neck to the floor with your knee, and then say, "I really want you to like me. Is that going to be a problem?" as you're squeezing down with your leg.
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2019-07-07 at 7:42 AM UTC
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selling skulls
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Originally posted by blackbird
You can get beetles that will eat all the flesh off the bones.
Originally posted by blackbird
You can get beetles that will eat all the flesh off the bones.
source? I kinda dont like their music
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Nil
African Astronaut
[the overexcited four-footed chanar]
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tell her she could have biceps like yours if she does 1000 CURLS A DAY then try to sell her some workout machine for like $200 every time she hits u up
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Lol. Kinda sure this woman sees u as a gay friend.
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I'm bringing HTS's fleshlight
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My neighbor is a creep. He digs through ppls garbage & hoards random shit he finds & will knock on my door offering me random trash. Weird as fuck. Recently, his wife knocked on my door at like 7am telling me someone egged her car, & said she knows I get in late & was wondering if I saw anything. U know I get home late but couldn't wait til a bit later to ask me? Fucking creeps.
One time, the guy brought over a tiny pink bike w training wheels & ribbons on the handle bars, asking if I wanted it, cuz "it was in such good condition." We just stared at each other for what seemed like the longest, most awkward period of time cuz I had no idea why he would be offering me a small childs bike.
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2019-07-02 at 12:28 PM UTC
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Can somebody please help me
Speaking of which, did you author this?
https://www.amazon.com/Slampig-Girls-You-Pass-Pick/dp/1452888043Slampig is a novel about a man named Pile who spent his twenties sleeping with undesirable girls. He took advantage of every opportunity to have sex with cougars, fat girls, and the emotionally unstable. It was fun for awhile, but after he reached rock bottom with a purple-haired fat chick, his friends nicknamed Grimace, he tried to find a decent girl to have a relationship with. Pile soon realized that having a relationship was a lot harder than "pigging" and kept falling into old patterns
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Can somebody please help me
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Daddy would be so proud.
I smoke weed with my dad so yes, he would be.
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